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re: What's your works phone policy?

Posted on 5/24/18 at 3:46 pm to
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27378 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 3:46 pm to
My bosses and I have always had an understanding. I will be your most productive and valuable employee, but I'm going to frick off A LOT while I do it

I have never been fired. I have always been asked to stay.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21884 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 4:13 pm to
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Now, I wouldn't mind it, but we have caught my new boss napping on several occasions in his office during his first two weeks. So when he said something to me about me being on my phone tonight... I was a little peeved to say the least.


Take a video of him napping at work and make a copy of it to a USB thumb drive. Write a letter requesting a raise and to be allowed to use your phone while tests are being run. Put the letter and thumb drive in same envelope and leave it on the boss' desk.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13531 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 4:27 pm to
Hide kiddie porn on his computer and tell IT and HR you saw him jacking to it in his office.
Posted by anchovyd
Mainland, FL
Member since Sep 2014
280 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 4:49 pm to
Sounds like it's time to Johnny Paycheck his arse...

...or have your boyfriend Mayo your arse outta there, it's more romantic.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13331 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:45 pm to
Why? Do you hire thieves and frick offs?
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:46 pm to
Wipe it before you quit
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21406 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:50 pm to
Do what your boss says, best policy.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 7:44 pm to
Call him from your cell phone while he's sleeping



Eta: Nine month bump on a random thread? Seems like the search button is working
This post was edited on 2/14/19 at 7:52 pm
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13331 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 9:42 am to
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is approximately 50, never married, and has zero social skills.



I bet he talks to his boyfriend while at work.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16991 posts
Posted on 2/16/19 at 10:06 am to
The company is tie the lying of getting down right stupid with all that.

They try to stop cell phone usage unless emergencies. Then all folks do is use Apple watches. So they decided they didn’t like that and are trying to figure out how to approach that since several up the bosses have them and don’t want to get rid of them.

Which is actually comical irony.
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