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re: What's your SO's super power?

Posted on 7/12/21 at 5:32 pm to
Posted by slaphappy
Kansas City
Member since Nov 2005
2374 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 5:32 pm to
She can find anything.
Posted by BamaCoaster
God's Gulf
Member since Apr 2016
6647 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 5:37 pm to
Memory.
Which is one of my many weaknesses, due to a decade plus of binge drinking.
I’m pretty sure she makes up stuff, but I can’t refute, so I go along.
Posted by Aight is Enough
Over Yonder
Member since Nov 2019
686 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 5:38 pm to
From any point in the house, she can determine the precise point where I am going up or down the stairs that I can hear that she says something, but not make out what she said. I've even tried to fool her by stepping in place.

Also, sneezetoots.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

What's your SO's super power?


winning arguements, even the ones she loses

the victory is never worth what it costs
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27917 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 5:44 pm to
My x's was fricking, she wanted it every day for an hour or so. She'd frick all night and all day, never said no to some dick.


problem is I wasn't always involved

Posted by puse01
Member since Sep 2011
3743 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 5:44 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/15/21 at 1:30 pm
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56294 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 5:46 pm to
Telling me lies, talking to other men behind my back.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 5:46 pm to
snapping pussy
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56294 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 5:47 pm to
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
13754 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 5:47 pm to
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Telling me lies, talking to other men behind my back.

Way to bring down the thread
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
Moonshine Holler
Member since Sep 2006
9528 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 5:47 pm to
I know what your SO's real super power is.
Posted by 24nights
North of I10
Member since Apr 2012
5258 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 5:48 pm to
She’s sitting on top of it.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
59477 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 5:49 pm to
This thread is very refreshing to a single, divorced guy. Keep reminding me what I’m “missing”.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22956 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 5:50 pm to
Turning beer into pee
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 6:02 pm to
Putting up with my shite is a legit superpower.
Posted by Barn_Owl
Dallas
Member since Feb 2020
234 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 6:08 pm to
my wife has many superpowers.

she's able to use all the hot water in just 1 shower.

she can stack up the garbage to the top w/out spilling.

she can locate the most expensive bottle of wine with little effort.

she can start planning our "next" vacation while on vacation.

she can go weeks without saying anything interesting.
Posted by Hunter6868
Lower 9
Member since Aug 2017
354 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 6:17 pm to
I think we are married to the same woman.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
18002 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 6:19 pm to
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she can start planning our "next" vacation while on vacation.


Yeah I have one of these
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6963 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 6:20 pm to
She can fit a metric ton of trash into a mid sized SUV.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133550 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 6:32 pm to
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Ability to make me cum before her.


Must be easy when you are watching the bull from the closet
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