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re: What’s your significant other’s dirtiest/least cleanly habit that annoys you?

Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:47 am to
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13132 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:47 am to
My wife does all this stuff, except eating arse…but most everything else.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
25874 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:49 am to
Does everyone’s wife’s hair clog the shower drain? I pulled out so much the other day she has to have a bald spot somewhere.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9731 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:50 am to
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My wife does all this stuff, except eating arse…but most everything else.


Even the thunderous fart in the morning?
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10740 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:00 am to
Mine has a few already mentioned:

- leaves bras hanging on doorknobs
- pisses in the middle of the night and doesn't flush to keep from getting too awake so it's there to greet me in the morning when I go.
- when stressed, creates piles of half finished tasks and projects all over the house
- sheds (but curiously, doesn't stick it on the shower wall)
- queen of silent but deadly farts. These things will kill a buzzard
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13132 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:05 am to
She also leaves half drunken water bottles all over the freaking house.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9731 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:25 am to
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She also leaves half drunken water bottles all over the freaking house.


At least that’s not dirty.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
55941 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:28 am to
If she's the one making coffee in the morning, I can always count on finding coffee grounds scattered all around the counter and floor. Besides that she is kind of a clean freak.
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
6930 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:30 am to
I'll complain about cardboard boxes until I'm blue in the face. Every piece of cardboard that gets brought into the house by her remains where she unpacks it. She will put a box of sodas or something in the fridge and it'll get down to the last 2 drinks in it, and she won't take the drinks out of the box and put them on the shelf to free up the room. When she does take the cardboard boxes out, she puts them in the garage where they aren't in her way and she won't have to deal with them. If I put them on her side of the bedroom or in her bathroom sink, I'm the a-hole.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
3926 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:35 am to
Queef Queen
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13731 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:36 am to
I couldn't originally come up with anything... my husband is pretty awesome.

Then I went to take a shower and remembered the one thing he does that is annoying and I truly don't understand why he does it.

I have a wire soap tray in the shower stall. Wire shampoo/conditioner tray too. I installed them so as to make the shower and tub easier and quicker to clean and cut down on "scummy" buildup in between cleanings.

Nearly Every. Damn. Day... he takes the soap out of the tray, uses it, puts it down on the corner lip of the tub.

Why?
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
20696 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:40 am to
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Every bare surface is always game for a bunch of shite to be stacked up on it for weeks on end. I'm not kidding. She cleans the shite on the weekend and by Tuesday, I have no counter space to do anything on.

And then busts out the "We need to do better about the clutter and stop stacking stuff on the counter like this", then bring me my 1-2 items that were somewhere near the vicinity.
Posted by Skeauxbie
Cape Coral, FL
Member since Jan 2008
76 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:42 am to
Spits in the sink when brushing her teeth and never rinses it down the drain
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
20696 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:44 am to
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She will put a box of sodas or something in the fridge and it'll get down to the last 2 drinks in it, and she won't take the drinks out of the box and put them on the shelf to free up the room. When she does take the cardboard boxes out, she puts them in the garage where they aren't in her way and she won't have to deal with them. If I put them on her side of the bedroom or in her bathroom sink, I'm the a-hole.

It is a bit of an a-hole move to take the coke boxes out of the fridge and put it in her sink or by the bed
Posted by DarthGadget
Member since Jun 2021
160 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:47 am to
I am messy; she is just a bit more messy. I love it. Her one habit that makes headlines is not putting a cap back on anything; or, if she does, not screwing it down. I learned the hard way to check the OJ before my vigorous shaking...

I wouldn't have it any other way !
Posted by Barry McCockinner
Member since Sep 2018
1487 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:48 am to
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My wife likes to rub her tits in my face in the morning to wake me & then it gets pretty dirty.


pics of wife's breasts?
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13275 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:49 am to
dumping food in the sink without pushing it down the drain and running the garbage disposal... fruit, yogurt, veggies whatever just gets dumped then a light rinse.

then she'll get annoyed that we have fruit flies
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
10500 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:49 am to
Stacking up boxes by the door instead of taking 3 seconds to break them down and put in recycling bin
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
1815 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:49 am to
None that i can think of. clean/neat/order freak. a strand of hair in the shower doesn't bother me.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46235 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 12:07 pm to
Ex-gf would let her dogs sleep in bed with her, and didn't always change the sheets when I visited.
I discovered this when I woke up one morning, and my t-shirt was covered in dog hair.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9731 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 12:50 pm to
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Ex-gf would let her dogs sleep in bed with her, and didn't always change the sheets when I visited. I discovered this when I woke up one morning, and my t-shirt was covered in dog hair.


Gross. I see why she’s an ex.
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