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Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:49 am to Shamoan
Does everyone’s wife’s hair clog the shower drain? I pulled out so much the other day she has to have a bald spot somewhere.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 10:50 am to Shamoan
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My wife does all this stuff, except eating arse…but most everything else.
Even the thunderous fart in the morning?
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:00 am to Shamoan
Mine has a few already mentioned:
- leaves bras hanging on doorknobs
- pisses in the middle of the night and doesn't flush to keep from getting too awake so it's there to greet me in the morning when I go.
- when stressed, creates piles of half finished tasks and projects all over the house
- sheds (but curiously, doesn't stick it on the shower wall)
- queen of silent but deadly farts. These things will kill a buzzard
- leaves bras hanging on doorknobs
- pisses in the middle of the night and doesn't flush to keep from getting too awake so it's there to greet me in the morning when I go.
- when stressed, creates piles of half finished tasks and projects all over the house
- sheds (but curiously, doesn't stick it on the shower wall)
- queen of silent but deadly farts. These things will kill a buzzard
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:05 am to Shamoan
She also leaves half drunken water bottles all over the freaking house.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:25 am to Shamoan
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She also leaves half drunken water bottles all over the freaking house.
At least that’s not dirty.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:28 am to cbree88
If she's the one making coffee in the morning, I can always count on finding coffee grounds scattered all around the counter and floor. Besides that she is kind of a clean freak.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:30 am to cbree88
I'll complain about cardboard boxes until I'm blue in the face. Every piece of cardboard that gets brought into the house by her remains where she unpacks it. She will put a box of sodas or something in the fridge and it'll get down to the last 2 drinks in it, and she won't take the drinks out of the box and put them on the shelf to free up the room. When she does take the cardboard boxes out, she puts them in the garage where they aren't in her way and she won't have to deal with them. If I put them on her side of the bedroom or in her bathroom sink, I'm the a-hole.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:36 am to cbree88
I couldn't originally come up with anything... my husband is pretty awesome.
Then I went to take a shower and remembered the one thing he does that is annoying and I truly don't understand why he does it.
I have a wire soap tray in the shower stall. Wire shampoo/conditioner tray too. I installed them so as to make the shower and tub easier and quicker to clean and cut down on "scummy" buildup in between cleanings.
Nearly Every. Damn. Day... he takes the soap out of the tray, uses it, puts it down on the corner lip of the tub.
Why?
Then I went to take a shower and remembered the one thing he does that is annoying and I truly don't understand why he does it.
I have a wire soap tray in the shower stall. Wire shampoo/conditioner tray too. I installed them so as to make the shower and tub easier and quicker to clean and cut down on "scummy" buildup in between cleanings.
Nearly Every. Damn. Day... he takes the soap out of the tray, uses it, puts it down on the corner lip of the tub.
Why?
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:40 am to andwesway
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Every bare surface is always game for a bunch of shite to be stacked up on it for weeks on end. I'm not kidding. She cleans the shite on the weekend and by Tuesday, I have no counter space to do anything on.
And then busts out the "We need to do better about the clutter and stop stacking stuff on the counter like this", then bring me my 1-2 items that were somewhere near the vicinity.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:42 am to cbree88
Spits in the sink when brushing her teeth and never rinses it down the drain
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:44 am to WhiskeyThrottle
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She will put a box of sodas or something in the fridge and it'll get down to the last 2 drinks in it, and she won't take the drinks out of the box and put them on the shelf to free up the room. When she does take the cardboard boxes out, she puts them in the garage where they aren't in her way and she won't have to deal with them. If I put them on her side of the bedroom or in her bathroom sink, I'm the a-hole.
It is a bit of an a-hole move to take the coke boxes out of the fridge and put it in her sink or by the bed
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:47 am to cbree88
I am messy; she is just a bit more messy. I love it. Her one habit that makes headlines is not putting a cap back on anything; or, if she does, not screwing it down. I learned the hard way to check the OJ before my vigorous shaking...
I wouldn't have it any other way !
I wouldn't have it any other way !
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:48 am to This GUN for HIRE
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My wife likes to rub her tits in my face in the morning to wake me & then it gets pretty dirty.
pics of wife's breasts?
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:49 am to cbree88
dumping food in the sink without pushing it down the drain and running the garbage disposal... fruit, yogurt, veggies whatever just gets dumped then a light rinse.
then she'll get annoyed that we have fruit flies
then she'll get annoyed that we have fruit flies
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:49 am to cbree88
Stacking up boxes by the door instead of taking 3 seconds to break them down and put in recycling bin
Posted on 9/26/25 at 11:49 am to Weekend Warrior79
None that i can think of. clean/neat/order freak. a strand of hair in the shower doesn't bother me.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 12:07 pm to cbree88
Ex-gf would let her dogs sleep in bed with her, and didn't always change the sheets when I visited.
I discovered this when I woke up one morning, and my t-shirt was covered in dog hair.
I discovered this when I woke up one morning, and my t-shirt was covered in dog hair.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 12:50 pm to FightinTigersDammit
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Ex-gf would let her dogs sleep in bed with her, and didn't always change the sheets when I visited. I discovered this when I woke up one morning, and my t-shirt was covered in dog hair.
Gross. I see why she’s an ex.
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