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what's your price to spend 10 years in Nordic prison?
Posted on 12/13/21 at 1:57 pm
Posted on 12/13/21 at 1:57 pm
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Serving time for theft, drug trafficking, assault, or murder, all the men here are on the verge of release. Cellblocks look like dorms at a state university. Though worse for wear, rooms feature flat-screen TVs, sound systems, and mini-refrigerators for the prisoners who can afford to rent them for prison-labor wages of 4.10 to 7.3 Euros per hour ($5.30 to $9.50). With electronic monitoring, prisoners are allowed to spend time with their families in Helsinki. Men here enjoy a screened barbecue pit, a gym, and a dining hall where prisoners and staff eat together.
This post was edited on 12/13/21 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:00 pm to Ingeniero
do they frown upon masturbation? posting on td? can the monies be passed on to my kids? what kind of pillows am i afforded?
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:03 pm to Ingeniero
So get out at 40, I’d have average of 35ish years left. I’d want 2 mil per year to spend, so let’s go with 70 mil.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:04 pm to Ingeniero
Damn, didn't know Ikea had a prison division.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:05 pm to Chad504boy
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do they frown upon masturbation? posting on td?
If we are good on these two things then I'm good spending my life there. With the possibility of a conjugal visits.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:06 pm to Ingeniero
What? No Scandinavian chicks?
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:06 pm to Ingeniero
Pics of Nordic security guards?
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:07 pm to Ingeniero
Now I see where IKEA gets their inspiration.
ETA: shite, someone beat me to it.
ETA: shite, someone beat me to it.
This post was edited on 12/13/21 at 2:07 pm
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:09 pm to Ingeniero
Looks like a college dorm room
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:10 pm to TheChosenOne
I assume the aryan brotherhood in that prison is just called the brotherhood?
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:11 pm to ned nederlander
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I assume the aryan brotherhood in that prison is just called the brotherhood?
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:13 pm to Ingeniero
2mil would make me consider it.
Bear in mind that I have no wife, kids, and the rest of my family already live 2500 miles from me.
Bear in mind that I have no wife, kids, and the rest of my family already live 2500 miles from me.
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:16 pm to Animal
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:17 pm to Ingeniero
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Men here enjoy a screened barbecue pit
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:31 pm to Ingeniero
Do you know if they offer free sex in the showers like here in america?
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:37 pm to Ingeniero
I just spent the weekend with 4.5 year old and 2.5 year old boys with no power and my wife out of town...I would probably pay for a 10 year vacation in that prison
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