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what's your price to spend 10 years in Nordic prison?

Posted on 12/13/21 at 1:57 pm
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23457 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 1:57 pm






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Serving time for theft, drug trafficking, assault, or murder, all the men here are on the verge of release. Cellblocks look like dorms at a state university. Though worse for wear, rooms feature flat-screen TVs, sound systems, and mini-refrigerators for the prisoners who can afford to rent them for prison-labor wages of 4.10 to 7.3 Euros per hour ($5.30 to $9.50). With electronic monitoring, prisoners are allowed to spend time with their families in Helsinki. Men here enjoy a screened barbecue pit, a gym, and a dining hall where prisoners and staff eat together.

This post was edited on 12/13/21 at 2:02 pm
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6981 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 1:59 pm to
$350,000,000
Posted by kisatchie53
Member since Jul 2011
1964 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 1:59 pm to
88 billion dollars
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179682 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:00 pm to
do they frown upon masturbation? posting on td? can the monies be passed on to my kids? what kind of pillows am i afforded?
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
41468 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:03 pm to
So get out at 40, I’d have average of 35ish years left. I’d want 2 mil per year to spend, so let’s go with 70 mil.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139158 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:04 pm to
Damn, didn't know Ikea had a prison division.
Posted by Conman23
Erzberg Rodeo
Member since Mar 2021
2296 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

do they frown upon masturbation? posting on td?

If we are good on these two things then I'm good spending my life there. With the possibility of a conjugal visits.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
14367 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:06 pm to
What? No Scandinavian chicks?
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26410 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:06 pm to
Pics of Nordic security guards?
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18896 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:07 pm to
Now I see where IKEA gets their inspiration.


ETA: shite, someone beat me to it.
This post was edited on 12/13/21 at 2:07 pm
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18298 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:09 pm to
Looks like a college dorm room
Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
6062 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:10 pm to
I assume the aryan brotherhood in that prison is just called the brotherhood?
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

I assume the aryan brotherhood in that prison is just called the brotherhood?


Posted by goodgrin
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2003
7076 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:12 pm to
45.6 billion won?
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4341 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:13 pm to
2mil would make me consider it.

Bear in mind that I have no wife, kids, and the rest of my family already live 2500 miles from me.
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
33389 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:16 pm to
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

Men here enjoy a screened barbecue pit



Posted by BtonTiger318
The OT Lounge
Member since Jul 2021
461 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:31 pm to
Do you know if they offer free sex in the showers like here in america?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
140779 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:34 pm to
That place looks sweet.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19789 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 2:37 pm to
I just spent the weekend with 4.5 year old and 2.5 year old boys with no power and my wife out of town...I would probably pay for a 10 year vacation in that prison
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