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re: What’s your favorite public place to take a sh**?

Posted on 3/29/25 at 1:58 pm to
Posted by azcatiger
somewhere
Member since Mar 2011
5387 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 1:58 pm to
Find a Macys or Dillards and a tucked away bathroom buy the household items. Always empty and clean.
Or, just leaving Japan and literally anywhere there.
Posted by Doofus
Member since Apr 2022
533 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 2:06 pm to
Your mom’s chest.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31554 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 2:07 pm to
Race Trac bathrooms are generally pretty clean. I have a couple on rotation
Posted by DWIGHT
LSU
Member since Dec 2008
361 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 2:10 pm to
quote:


As someone who is in the car often and lacks a gallbladder I agree you have found the way


You are correct Hillary
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84705 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

Buc-ees doesn’t count.


But it’s the only answer.

I’m blessed to live just a few miles from a Bucees. When I want to shite in peace, I leave my house and go there.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
60662 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 2:26 pm to
Home Depot? Always busy with laborers having beer shits and very quiet otherwise

About as bad as it gets
This post was edited on 3/29/25 at 2:27 pm
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20083 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

Hotel lobby.


Absolutely. Always clean and usually empty. I’ve spent enough in Hilton and Marriot properties over the years to where I don’t feel guilty either.
Posted by dbb
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
238 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 2:32 pm to
Sidewalk in San Francisco. They even have an app to show you where there’s an opening.
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
4503 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 2:35 pm to
At the gym. Always a competition.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74245 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 2:41 pm to
For me. The bathroom at Bucktown. Has AC and usually clean.
But seriously. I'll drive home 95% of the time.
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
29212 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

Portajohns at NM Wellsites.


Once had to really fricking bad while traveling lease roads on a ranch off NM 128, but a good bit South of the highway. Was thinking I’d have to use my damn undershirt or socks to wipe my arse. Thankfully the pool truck had a roll of toilet paper in the backseat.

Placed the used paper in a plastic bag from Stripes rather than leave it in the middle of the ranch like a POS, and disposed of it at the nearest can.

Them wings and fried burritos from Stripes will do a number.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11962 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Buc-ees doesn’t count.


Yes it does… and next is Starbucks bc it’s generally a single private bathroom and the coffee smell masks the shite I take
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 2:47 pm to
Don't recall ever seeing a Kwik Trip bathroom that was not spic and span.

The Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

San Francisco

Seriously, the nicest public toilet I've used was bear Coit Tower in SF. I think it was a pay toilet then, but it sanitized itself after each use. Very nice.
Note: this was c.2005 before SF turned to the literal crap hole it is now.

Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23171 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 4:12 pm to
I like Bass Proshop. The women's restrooms are usually empty.
Posted by newmexicotiger
Member since Sep 2017
4415 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 4:23 pm to
The bathroom next to the Sportsbook at The Wynn Las Vegas smells better than my master bathroom at home.
Posted by lsufan9193969700
Madisonville
Member since Sep 2003
55911 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 4:32 pm to
Walgreen's in a nice town.
Posted by SomethingLikeA
Member since Jul 2013
1232 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

ometimes when I’m staying in hotels and feel a particularly raunchy poop brewing


Why do vacation and travel poops seem so much worse?
Posted by Twincam
Member since Nov 2021
981 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

I like Bass Proshop.


I had a nice visit earlier to the upstairs one. Clean, no one came in.
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
5491 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 5:30 pm to
Work. Might as well get paid while I take the Browns to the Superbowl.
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