re: What&#39;s your best pickup line?

Posted by boutgrfanrx

Woodstock,GA

Member since Dec 2012

300 posts

Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:05 pm to MoroccoMole

I had a friend that was wasted once and told a girl "Don't worry you feel a thing!

Posted by PaperTiger

Ruston, LA

Member since Feb 2015

26771 posts

Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:06 pm to MoroccoMole

Do you work for UPS? Because I see you staring at my package.

Posted by Kcrad

Diamondhead

Member since Nov 2010

68343 posts

Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:07 pm to mckinley1175

Posted by zatetic

Member since Nov 2015

5677 posts

Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:08 pm to MoroccoMole

REALLY BAD PICKUP LINES

Posted by TDcline

American Gardens building 11th flor

Member since Aug 2015

9504 posts

Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:08 pm to MoroccoMole

Me: Smells like Updog in here.

Her: What's Updog?

Me: Nothing, what's up with you?

Posted by burdman

Louisiana

Member since Aug 2007

22814 posts

Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:08 pm to MoroccoMole

What's up in the party pants? I mean, hey, I want to have a party pants? Wait, come to my party with pants.

Never mind.

I walk away

Works every time.

This post was edited on 1/20/17 at 3:09 pm

Posted by Brageous

Member since Jul 2008

107724 posts

Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:08 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys

Are you Irish? Cuz ever since you walked in my penis been Dublin

Posted by X123F45

Member since Apr 2015

30000 posts

Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:09 pm to MoroccoMole

Get three or four girl friends around you, buy shots, shout...

"Pool party tonight bitches!"

Sluts come flocking.

Posted by STLhog

Dallas, TX

Member since Jan 2015

19547 posts

Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:09 pm to Brageous

Here in Nashville the straight up "Hey is that your BF?" is always a solid.

Use the Updog one a lot too. It's solid if you deliver it correctly.

Posted by kingbob

Sorrento, LA

Member since Nov 2010

71132 posts

Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:09 pm to MoroccoMole

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Posted by Sgt_Lincoln_Osiris

Baton Rouge

Member since Dec 2014

1179 posts

Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:12 pm to MoroccoMole

quote:
Yo baby you ever had your a-hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?!

Posted by Gountiss

Boone, NC

Member since Aug 2012

596 posts

Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:15 pm to Sgt_Lincoln_Osiris

Hey Baby, would you like to come over tonight? The couch pulls out but I don't

Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys

Member since May 2011

19467 posts

Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:19 pm to MoroccoMole

I heard James Bond use a good one in Spectre.

Her "You shouldn't stare."

Him "Well, you shouldn't look like that"

Posted by saintsfan1977

Arkansas, from Cajun country

Member since Jun 2010

10505 posts

Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:20 pm to MoroccoMole

You must be a chicken farmer because you sure know how to raise a cock.

Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys

Member since May 2011

19467 posts

Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:22 pm to SEClint

Where do I know you from? Tinder or Bumble?

Posted by Cdawg

TigerFred's Living Room

Member since Sep 2003

62212 posts

Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:22 pm to MoroccoMole

I've fallen harder for you than Bran Stark.

Posted by Rouge

Floston Paradise

Member since Oct 2004

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Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:24 pm to Cdawg

Go fall through the moon door, cdawg

Posted by BBallvince15

Lafayette

Member since Dec 2005

110 posts

Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:25 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys

Hey, Nice Legs. What time do they open?