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What's your best pickup line?
Posted on 1/20/17 at 2:52 pm
Posted on 1/20/17 at 2:52 pm
Mine is "Hey baby, I'm gonna glue your eyes shut"
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Posted on 1/20/17 at 2:53 pm to MoroccoMole
Ask your mom, she falls for em all..
Posted on 1/20/17 at 2:54 pm to MoroccoMole
Me: What do women and jello have in common?
Your Mom: I don't know
Me: They both wiggle when you nibble
Your Mom: SPLOOSH
*9 months later she told me about you
Your Mom: I don't know
Me: They both wiggle when you nibble
Your Mom: SPLOOSH
*9 months later she told me about you
This post was edited on 1/20/17 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 1/20/17 at 2:54 pm to MoroccoMole
"Say girl! You shite with that arse?!"
This post was edited on 1/20/17 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 1/20/17 at 2:54 pm to MoroccoMole
Are you tired?
Cuz you been running around my mind all night.
Cuz you been running around my mind all night.
Posted on 1/20/17 at 2:55 pm to MoroccoMole
1. Acquire several dozen limes.
2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry, I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry, I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
Posted on 1/20/17 at 2:55 pm to MoroccoMole
Ford has outsold every other brand since 1977.
Posted on 1/20/17 at 2:56 pm to MoroccoMole
Hey erhuh huh er huh Hey er huh huh er you wanna do it ?
Posted on 1/20/17 at 2:56 pm to MoroccoMole
A glass of wine. I'm married. 
Posted on 1/20/17 at 2:58 pm to MoroccoMole
Hey, I'm DirtyMike and these are my boys
Posted on 1/20/17 at 2:58 pm to MoroccoMole
say say say say say girl
Posted on 1/20/17 at 2:58 pm to MoroccoMole
does this smell like chloroform to you?
is there a mirror in your panties? 'cause I can see myself there
did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?
is there a mirror in your panties? 'cause I can see myself there
did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?
Posted on 1/20/17 at 2:58 pm to MoroccoMole
Don't scream. It's gonna make things worse.
Posted on 1/20/17 at 2:59 pm to MoroccoMole
Are you a hotdog vender?
Because you really know how to make a wiener stand.
Actually, I usually just go with hi and make some playful banter. It's way more successful. Dress nicely - no cargos or tennis shoes with jeans. Always have fresh breath and white teeth. Don't be fat or poor. Don't take yourself too seriously. Profit.
Because you really know how to make a wiener stand.
Actually, I usually just go with hi and make some playful banter. It's way more successful. Dress nicely - no cargos or tennis shoes with jeans. Always have fresh breath and white teeth. Don't be fat or poor. Don't take yourself too seriously. Profit.
Posted on 1/20/17 at 2:59 pm to MoroccoMole
I've seen better looking chicks walking around LSU.
Gets em everytime.
Gets em everytime.
Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:00 pm to MoroccoMole
Are you a beaver?
cuz Daaaaaammnnnnn
cuz Daaaaaammnnnnn
Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:00 pm to MoroccoMole
Are you wearing space pants?
Because your arse is out of this world!
Because your arse is out of this world!
Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:00 pm to MoroccoMole
Nice shoes. Wanna frick?
Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:02 pm to MoroccoMole
For the IT chicks:
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your arse is refreshing.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your arse is refreshing.
Posted on 1/20/17 at 3:03 pm to MoroccoMole
Girl, youre so hot my zipper is falling for you!
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