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re: What’s your best dad joke?
Posted on 1/22/24 at 11:45 am to fr33manator
Posted on 1/22/24 at 11:45 am to fr33manator
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the a-hole's house.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The chicken
To get to the a-hole's house.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The chicken
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Posted on 1/22/24 at 11:58 am to fastlane
What do you call a cowboy from Plano Texas?
Nothing special just a Plano cowboy
Nothing special just a Plano cowboy
Posted on 1/23/24 at 2:25 pm to Korkstand
Did you hear about the midget who overdosed on viagra?
He's a little stiff.
He's a little stiff.
Posted on 1/23/24 at 6:45 pm to fr33manator
What do you call a rude smoker?
An ashhole
An ashhole
Posted on 1/23/24 at 6:46 pm to fastlane
quote:
What’s your best dad joke?
I have money in my wallet I get to spend on myself.
Posted on 1/25/24 at 4:18 pm to fastlane
Daddy, why is my sister called Claire?
Well son, it’s an anagram of éclair, which your mother loves a lot.
Oh, that makes sense I guess, thanks, Daddy.
No problem, Alan.
Well son, it’s an anagram of éclair, which your mother loves a lot.
Oh, that makes sense I guess, thanks, Daddy.
No problem, Alan.
Posted on 1/25/24 at 8:33 pm to fastlane
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, son. I love you.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, son. I love you.
Posted on 1/25/24 at 8:47 pm to fastlane
Two dads (Dave and Tom) were driving to the Kohls store in the next town over.
Dave is driving and he spots a goat on the side of the road with its head stuck in a fence. Dave finds a safe place to pull over, checks the rearview mirror one more time and takes off his seatbelt.
Dave looks over at Tom and says "Watch this Tom. I'm about to go over there and get me a little."
Dave walks up behind the goat, pulls down his Dockers and "gets him a little."
Dave walks back to the car and says "What about it Tom. Are you gonna get you a little?"
Tom walks over and puts HIS head between the fence
Dave is driving and he spots a goat on the side of the road with its head stuck in a fence. Dave finds a safe place to pull over, checks the rearview mirror one more time and takes off his seatbelt.
Dave looks over at Tom and says "Watch this Tom. I'm about to go over there and get me a little."
Dave walks up behind the goat, pulls down his Dockers and "gets him a little."
Dave walks back to the car and says "What about it Tom. Are you gonna get you a little?"
Tom walks over and puts HIS head between the fence
Posted on 1/25/24 at 9:24 pm to fastlane
Here’s mine:
What did the plumber say when he came to fix the toilet?
“Let’s get this potty started!”
What did the plumber say when he came to fix the toilet?
“Let’s get this potty started!”
Posted on 1/25/24 at 10:21 pm to fastlane
We take yearly vacations with wife’s family. A few years ago my wife bought a Keurig just for vacations so everybody could drink whatever coffee they liked. Most condos still have coffee pots. She said I’d have my pods and she’d have her pods and SIL could have her pods and BIL could have his pods. I said, “yeah, we gonna be PODnahs”
Posted on 5/4/24 at 7:10 am to Hopeful Doc
Why did the chicken wear pants on his head?
To cover up his pecker.
To cover up his pecker.
Posted on 5/4/24 at 7:11 am to fastlane
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This post was edited on 5/4/24 at 7:12 am
Posted on 5/4/24 at 8:10 am to fastlane
I don't have any good jokes about my best Dad.
Posted on 5/4/24 at 8:53 am to fastlane
My Dad was NO JOKE!
Actually all he did was tell jokes!!! Those who knew him know that.
Actually all he did was tell jokes!!! Those who knew him know that.
Posted on 5/4/24 at 9:01 am to fastlane
Every time we had beans:
Did anyone count the beans and make sure there’s not more than 239?
Or they’ll be too farty
Did anyone count the beans and make sure there’s not more than 239?
Or they’ll be too farty
This post was edited on 5/4/24 at 9:02 am
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