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re: What’s up with the shortage of Slim Jim’s??

Posted on 10/6/21 at 7:00 pm to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
65856 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 7:00 pm to
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my fat arse wants some Rocky Road, goddammit.

Pssst....I know a guy who may be able to hook you up. It won't be cheap, though. Hit me up if you need a fix.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
60601 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 7:01 pm to
I have noticed beer shortages at some stores around here. I figure it’s just still a catch up thing from the hurricane.

Strangest thing I heard this week was that there is a shortage of glass for certain kinds of alcohol (tequila was a given example). Doesn’t make sense but this was bar owner who told me
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 7:01 pm to
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 7:06 pm to
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
22953 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

Slim Jim’s


Sam's has the 120 count box of the snack size in stock.
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
in the transfer portal
Member since Dec 2009
2251 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

with my LSU Freshman daughter


quote:

Didn't realize there was a shortage.


I realize there is a shortage of pics in your post!
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:11 pm to
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just you wait a few weeks. You’re going to have shortages on more than just Slim Jim’s.

Few weeks?
It’s already here.
My grocery store has been empty for a month
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117265 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:14 pm to
The treats or the thing you used on your steering wheel?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
188532 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:25 pm to
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used on your steering wheel?


fricking tard
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
2339 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:27 pm to
That’s what she said!
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
11848 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:30 pm to
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the thing you used on your steering wheel?
that would be called The Club, a slim jim is a thin piece of metal used to unlock manual locks
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6156 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:32 pm to
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How about diet peaks tea. Can’t find it anywhere and it’s a staple.
what the frick is diet tea? There’s sweet and unsweet. I’ve drank unsweet tea all my life and I’ve never heard it called diet.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117265 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:33 pm to
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fricking tard


This has already been established. Yes, I am a tard.
Posted by LootieandtheBlowfish
Houston/BR
Member since Aug 2021
688 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:38 pm to
Two pages and not a single ‘slim pickins’ this thread sucks
Posted by HabaneroBuck
Up a ways.
Member since Oct 2020
1359 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 9:04 pm to
I can assure you that ConAgra is doing all they can to get the stores stocked back up on Slim Jims. There were a multitude of factors causing the shortage, but the main one was demand during Covid-19 lockdowns, caused by lockdown snacking and extra unemployment money being tossed around. Thirty day supplies for distribution centers would be wiped out in three days.

I don't think the Giant, Monster, or Savage Sticks (Oh Yeah!) are depleted as much as the short sticks. It's all the same stuff.
Posted by Nephropidae
Brentwood
Member since Nov 2018
2598 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 9:16 pm to
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The treats or the thing you used on your steering wheel?
oh get out of this thread Chicken
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
10477 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 9:17 pm to
No one in America should have to eat slim Jim’s
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
29719 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 9:22 pm to
Squeeze the end of one, it looks like it had the clap...
This post was edited on 10/6/21 at 9:23 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
117998 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 9:23 pm to
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Few weeks?
It’s already here.
My grocery store has been empty for a month


Mine was full……. But not for long. We’re back in February from last year, except it’s going to be worse this time.
This post was edited on 10/6/21 at 9:27 pm
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27771 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 9:26 pm to
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I’m fasting regularly in preparation


Don’t you watch naked and afraid. The fat contestants last longer
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