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What's the worst you've been hit in the nuts?

Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:44 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57366 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:44 pm
Mine was a baseball that came my way when I wasn't looking. Hurt so bad it gave me gut pain and sent me to the crapper.
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 12:45 pm
Posted by John Gotti
Vestavia HIlls, AL
Member since Jul 2013
3370 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:45 pm to
2010 Iron Bowl
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54567 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:46 pm to
01-09-2012 thread
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171037 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:47 pm to
Lacrosse shot I stepped in front of. 5 ounces of solid rubber at about 90 MPH.

Luckily my dick softened the blow a little bit. Mother fricker turned purple.
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4770 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:48 pm to
Football Junior year of high school Le Kevin Smith who went on the play for the Patriots pancaked my 200 lb arse and when he came down I caught all 300 lbs of him on my nuts when his knee went into my groin (not a dirty play and he apologized) the sumbitch had a wide knee. Parents thought I broke my arm cause it was hanging down while being helped off the field. Arm was fine just the coaches telling me not to hold my nuts in front of the whole stadium.
Posted by BlackCoffeeKid
Member since Mar 2016
11723 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:50 pm to
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Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20722 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 12:58 pm to
Baseball and football in high school.

Took a helmet right to the crotch in HS and took a ball off a weird hop right to the family jewels.

I’ve hit the pommel of a saddle before while riding and while hot dogging on an ATV.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15116 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:00 pm to
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13193 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:06 pm to
Nothing was as painful as a case of blue balls I had when I was a teen.
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15167 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:08 pm to
From your mom. I splugged right into her eye and out of reflex she smacked me in the balls.
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64082 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:09 pm to
My 5 year old nephew in the frozen foods section @ Rouse's. I saw a flash, then heard "GOT YOUUUUUUU!!!" and then I was doubled over in pain on the floor next to the Marie Calendar's and some dude was laughing his arse off at me from the frozen bread section.
Posted by thekid
Anna, Tx
Member since May 2006
3937 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:09 pm to
Blocked a punt in jr high...ball hit me square in the nuts...team was all excited about the return...I didn’t get off the ground until the play was long over
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

From your mom. I splugged right into her eye and out of reflex she smacked me in the balls.


Coming from the dude who just said

quote:

I'll just RA every one of his threads since no one will stop his shitty posting.


lol yeah, sure.
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
3008 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:11 pm to
I didn’t get hit in the nuts but I caused someone some major nut pain. I was around 16 yrs old and playing 3rd base. I fielded a ball and short hopped it to first base. The 1st baseman took a shot square in the nuts. He started throwing up blood, dumbass didn’t even have on a cup.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50326 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:12 pm to
SO punched my nuts. Long story.

Hurt for a week.

That's what I get for asking for sex.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131411 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:13 pm to
Failed bicycle jump trying to channel my inner Evil Knevil.
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64082 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

The 1st baseman took a shot square in the nuts. He started throwing up blood, dumbass didn’t even have on a cup.


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1st baseman


quote:

dumbass didn’t even have on a cup


Did your school typically require all position players to wear a cup? I've never known anyone but the catcher to wear one and even then, only when catching.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32496 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:14 pm to
Baseball - I was only 8 or 9 and went to bunt. I guess I didn't really know what I was doing and turned my whole body like this kid.

Bam, right in the coin purse. I think I blacked out for a second or two.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32496 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Did your school typically require all position players to wear a cup? I've never known anyone but the catcher to wear one and even then, only when catching.

It's not uncommon for 1st or 3rd basemen to wear cups.
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64082 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:16 pm to
I can see that. I guess we liked to play dangerously
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