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re: What's the worst you've been hit in the nuts?

Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:17 pm to
Posted by Pechon
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Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:17 pm to
Hmm...Got cup checked during a field exercise when I was in the Army that had me doubled over. Or that one time I was laying in bed and my then 2 year old son decided stomp on my crotch. Both had been a while but equally as bad.

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Did your school typically require all position players to wear a cup? I've never known anyone but the catcher to wear one and even then, only when catching.



Very good friend of mine lettered 3 years of HS ball playing shortstop and always wore a cup. Even when we played softball later in our late 20s. He then transitioned to third and I played catcher. Lobbed the ball while he wasn't paying attention and nailed him right in the nuts. Lucky for him he was wearing a cup.
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 1:19 pm
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
4457 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:17 pm to
5th or 6th grade, had a BMX bike but didn’t really do more than popping wheelies off homemade ramps. Tried to be clever one day, feet slipped on pedals, and fell into the frame of the bike. Had to limp home pushing a bike because sitting down was too painful.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15252 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:23 pm to
Once took a kick to the groin in a street fight. Missed my balls but caught me dead on the head and gave that one-eyed SOB a black eye that lasted for a week. Hurt like hell to pee.

Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176150 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:24 pm to
Waffle House Baton Rouge Friday before Fresno State



67 yr old waitress said,,
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sorry about your penis

if I had a dime...
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
3009 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:25 pm to
I’m pretty sure everyone had on a cup. You get cupped checked once, you’ll never go without one.
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35607 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:31 pm to
Foul tip when I was about 17. Still stings all these years later
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
13513 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:36 pm to
Well....I can't remember it ever being good.
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 1:38 pm
Posted by Cotten
Tennessee
Member since Jan 2018
1270 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:39 pm to
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Testicular torsion


Same. I was like 19 and my mom had to bring me to the ER. They wheeled me in with a wheelchair. I couldn’t even walk.
Posted by NFLSUtiger
Member since Jul 2016
171 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:40 pm to
Was playing paintball with my cousins and one of them was messing with gun point blank and shot me in balls. Took me 2 hours to muster the courage to feel if they were in a million pieces.
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
5530 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:40 pm to
Taking a ground ball in practice and I wasn't wearing a cup. Got off the ground after 5 mins of rolling around in pain
Posted by Dirtysouthdeacon
Dirtysouth
Member since Aug 2018
223 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 1:52 pm to
My cousin when I was 12 or so came out of nowhere and flicked me as hard as he could. He squared up my left nut with his knuckle. One in a million shot. I blacked out for a minute and he was laughing until he saw how bad off I was. And then his dad kicked his arse. Which he did often. Which sucked.

Worst one I ever delivered was at camp. We were goofing off pecking each other with a hacky sack of all things. I came around the corner of an open door room and fired a shot right in this kids nuts. He had to leave camp bc of the swelling. I felt so bad for the kid. Alas.
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