re: What’s the worst thing that a friend has done in your car?

Buddy was drunk as frick and puked out the window of my truck, solidified on the way home. Hosed it off the next morning and it was falling off in huge chunks.

My friend spilled a coke in the door pocket. When we stopped, he went and said he "cleaned" it.

A week later, I dropped a pen in that pocket, reached down to grab it only to find both it and my hand coated in molten coke goop.

Stumped, goddammit!

Somebody boned a chick in my car and spilled a little bit so I collected it and put it at the scene of an unsolved bank robbery

You should’ve seen the look on his face when they got him on dna evidence

You said I can never call you. Some stalker shite

Summer before college in Nola out boozing. Pile into my 2 door integra to go home. As soon as I close the door my buddy pukes on my right shoulder and all over the floor and under my seat.

We were heading to the north shore so I did about 100 across the causeway and passed a cop. Got pulled over and at this point I’m shirtless and it’s cold. I get out the car and tell the cop exactly what happened and he lets me go without a ticket.

The next day I removed my front seat and cleaned as best I could.

It never smelled the same again.

Guy dropped a deuce on the floor in the rear of a chick’s car back in HS & then put the floor mat on top of it.

After a long night of drinking we were driving back to the crib and I looked over and saw my friend with a nauseated look and he motioned for me to pull over. Before I could come to a complete stop he opened the door and it hit a sign, and he puked a good bit in the car.

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One of our friends had just bought a new .357 and he was showing it off and for whatever reason, he held it pointed to the roof of the car and pulled the trigger, blowing a hole in my cousins car roof.

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Wouldn’t have been a friend of mine any longer.

Late night study night working on a project. Me and a buddy went to get cokes for the group in his car. I had set the cokes down in the floor. Four 64 ounce cups from the circle k. Dude pulls a sharp turn into the parking lot at CEBA and all the drinks spill on his carpeted floor. He cussed me. I just laughed. He said I thought you were holding the drinks. I said how am I supposed to hold four drinks. 256 ounces of coke in the floorboard. Yep.