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re: What’s the worst thing that a friend has done in your car?
Posted on 5/27/18 at 1:41 am to cbree88
Posted on 5/27/18 at 1:41 am to cbree88
Borrowed my car to go to the beach, cut the head off a dead dolphin that had washed up on the beach and put it in the trunk. He was a grad student in marine biology and wanted it for his lab work, but forgot about it after a drunken binge at the beach. It stayed in the trunk for days in his apartment parking lot in the summer sun. When people started complaining to the apartment manager about the smell he remembered what he had done. I sold the car to a salvage yard for scrap with the mess still in the trunk.
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Posted on 5/27/18 at 6:39 am to EA6B
I was in high school when Liscenced to I’ll first started to get huge. There was a store in North BR that sold Brass Monkey, and a bunch of us loaded up on some big bottles of that crap.
My friends Dad had a nice car he let his son take us all out in that night. After drinking an unknown amount of Brass Monkey, I had to puke. Did not get the window rolled down....barfed all over the interior of my friends Dads car. All over it
My friends Dad had a nice car he let his son take us all out in that night. After drinking an unknown amount of Brass Monkey, I had to puke. Did not get the window rolled down....barfed all over the interior of my friends Dads car. All over it
Posted on 5/27/18 at 7:09 am to EA6B
So far it is dead dolphin head vs frick friend’s husband.
Dolphin story sounds a little far fetched.
Dolphin story sounds a little far fetched.
Posted on 5/27/18 at 7:14 am to deeprig9
Still winning.
Posted on 5/27/18 at 7:26 am to cbree88
I was about 19 and walked out to my car and in the back seat I saw brown smears everywhere. They had about 6 used condoms lying all over the back seat. In the front seat they had a stack of Playboys. I kinda guessed maybe homeless gay men had an orgy in my car???
I went inside the house, my aunt and uncle along with three cousins were visiting from Houston. I told my mom what was going on and her and my aunt went outside and looked. Mom came back inside and said the brown smears was
chocolate. After some investigating what happened finally came out.
My two 11 year old guy cousins and my 12 year old brother found my dads stash of Playboys. They wanted somewhere to hide and look at them so they went out to my car. As they were going outside they saw the fudge my aunt had brought and grabbed it. They sat in my car and ate fudge and looked at Playboys. My brother looked in my center console and found a box of condoms. They opened them up and played with them. One of my cousins stretched one out and it snapped back and slapped him in the face and he got lube in his eye. My other cousin was laughing so hard he spit out a mouthful of fudge on the seat.
He tried to wipe it up but just ended up making more of a mess.My other cousin came outside to find them and they jumped out my car and left everything behind for me to find a few hours later.
I went inside the house, my aunt and uncle along with three cousins were visiting from Houston. I told my mom what was going on and her and my aunt went outside and looked. Mom came back inside and said the brown smears was
chocolate. After some investigating what happened finally came out.
My two 11 year old guy cousins and my 12 year old brother found my dads stash of Playboys. They wanted somewhere to hide and look at them so they went out to my car. As they were going outside they saw the fudge my aunt had brought and grabbed it. They sat in my car and ate fudge and looked at Playboys. My brother looked in my center console and found a box of condoms. They opened them up and played with them. One of my cousins stretched one out and it snapped back and slapped him in the face and he got lube in his eye. My other cousin was laughing so hard he spit out a mouthful of fudge on the seat.
He tried to wipe it up but just ended up making more of a mess.My other cousin came outside to find them and they jumped out my car and left everything behind for me to find a few hours later.
Posted on 5/27/18 at 9:41 am to cbree88
a fat chick
Posted on 5/27/18 at 10:11 am to cbree88
A thirstbuster full of coke
Posted on 5/27/18 at 10:39 am to cbree88
I had a friend that ruined my car on a single trip when he both threw up on the cloth back seats and simultaneously knocked over the cup he was spitting his dip into.
That literally killed an 87 Accord.
That literally killed an 87 Accord.
Posted on 5/27/18 at 11:06 am to cbree88
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What’s the worst thing that a friend has done in your car?
Spilled a bottle of dip spit
Posted on 5/27/18 at 12:36 pm to cbree88
Had to sell my old Explorer. My friend Kevin puked in the divider console in the backseat and flipped it back up so he wouldnt have to look at his puke until we could stop. Told me he would take care of it for me. Next morning rolls around and the dumbass has my garden hose spraying out the backseat. Ruined the power windows, locks, and door speakers.
Not only did he frick up all that but he didnt even get the smell out. Pretty sure he just blasted the puke farther into the seats.
Ended up selling 2 weeks later on Craigslist after I had 3 dealerships deny it as a trade in.
Not only did he frick up all that but he didnt even get the smell out. Pretty sure he just blasted the puke farther into the seats.
Ended up selling 2 weeks later on Craigslist after I had 3 dealerships deny it as a trade in.
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