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re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:05 am to Billy Blanks
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:05 am to Billy Blanks
Flooded an entire basement at a Holiday Inn in Chicago working on a 10" water main. Technically it was my helper but I could've done better making sure he shut off the main supply valve before breaking the coupling apart. Spent 4 hrs making the repair and 8 hrs shop vacuuming.
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:08 am to Billy Blanks
I was holding an open a container of baby formula, and I bent down to pick up the burp cloth - it was all over the carpet in our apartment (mommy brain is real)
The kids and I also got baking soda and vinegar all over the dining room while doing a science experiment but that wasn’t too bad
The kids and I also got baking soda and vinegar all over the dining room while doing a science experiment but that wasn’t too bad
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:09 am to member12
You guys are amateurs.
I once spilled 10,000 gallons of partially crystallized corn sugar out of the vessel it was in onto the factory floor. Everyone was walking around in sticky corn sugar just over knee deep. I didn’t even get fired for that one.
I once spilled 10,000 gallons of partially crystallized corn sugar out of the vessel it was in onto the factory floor. Everyone was walking around in sticky corn sugar just over knee deep. I didn’t even get fired for that one.
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:10 am to GreenRockTiger
Dating one girl, while sleeping with a couple of other "friends" at the same time...
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:12 am to Billy Blanks
Cleaning out my grandmothers house after Katrina my dad decides we are just throwing the entire seafood freezer away and not opening it.
Good idea until we got it out the front door and it fell off one of the steps we had rested it on, busted open, and spilled everywhere. I could throw up just writing this.
Good idea until we got it out the front door and it fell off one of the steps we had rested it on, busted open, and spilled everywhere. I could throw up just writing this.
This post was edited on 9/28/22 at 11:13 am
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:12 am to Billy Blanks
Dropped a crudité platter in front of my dinner guest. I was humiliated.
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:15 am to PikesPeak
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fricking angled crown moulding trim yesterday. You cut the same angle twice and it'll never match up
It’s really bad when you only have 3 feet extra, and it’s a discontinued molding when you make a wrong cut.
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:20 am to Billy Blanks
Worked my way through college repairing chipped windshields. First step was always to clean the chip with acid using an eye dropper. Accidently knocked over the whole can of acid on the hood of a brand new Cadillac Deville. I had to pay for a new paint job.
This post was edited on 9/28/22 at 11:23 am
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:23 am to newmexicotiger
contract sandblasting in a Baker yard and they had me go help a dude mix up a huge tank of acid. One of us inadverdantly used an aluminum cam lok fitting. About an hour later the yard was flooded with nose burning acid. shite looked like we were in a cloud bank
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:24 am to Billy Blanks
A few weeks ago I had a stomach bug that was pretty bad. Enough said about that.
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:31 am to Jim Rockford
I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:40 am to Billy Blanks
Put my spoon thru the bottom of Styrofoam cup with red snowball in it. I had asked for extra syrup too.
Edit: Forgot to mention this was on the drive home. My dad pulled over and threw it out the window.
Edit: Forgot to mention this was on the drive home. My dad pulled over and threw it out the window.
This post was edited on 9/28/22 at 11:42 am
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:41 am to Billy Blanks
quote:my rap sheet
What's the worst mess you've ever made?
Posted on 9/28/22 at 12:13 pm to tonydtigr
Wife and I got in a huge argument over it last night Had to do this type of trim so she could avoid painting the ceiling (argument stemmed from her insisting she told me at Home Depot we could paint the ceiling and me not listening because I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Turns out, it did anyway)
Posted on 9/28/22 at 12:17 pm to Billy Blanks
290ish acres of swampland on fire.
My bad.
My bad.
Posted on 9/28/22 at 12:19 pm to Billy Blanks
Was riding a forklift around the dock one time and speared the bottom of a 5000lbs tote of soap with a fork. shite took forever to clean up but it smelled a lot nicer afterwards
Posted on 9/28/22 at 12:21 pm to Billy Blanks
Got drunk as hell on my 30th birthday drinking too many red bulls and vodka and projectile vomited all over my bathroom. That stuff was everywhere
Posted on 9/28/22 at 12:22 pm to Billy Blanks
Ate some kind of pre-made wrap from the shitty Walmart deli counter deal once. I was in a hurry, which is ironic considering the outcome. My belly started hurting immediately after consumption. Re-routed to the house and opened the bathroom door just in trine to destroy my favorite pair of jeans. In the process of getting them off I slip in shite and get it on the wall, mirror, sink, etc. I didn’t tell anyone for like a year. Missed a meeting but told them I had a flat tire.
most recent I can think of. Also, we burnt the house down the next day.
most recent I can think of. Also, we burnt the house down the next day.
Posted on 9/28/22 at 12:24 pm to Billy Blanks
55 gallon drum of hydraulic fluid that got unloaded a little too harshly and leaked over night. I probably used 500lbs of kitty litter.
Worst one I've ever seen: had a buddy in college puke on himself, piss his pants and shite himself all in the same night. The trifecta.
Worst one I've ever seen: had a buddy in college puke on himself, piss his pants and shite himself all in the same night. The trifecta.
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