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Turf Taint
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New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
5518 posts

re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
Hosted a wild party in college that took me most of a weekend to clean up, repair, and go to confession.


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BoostAddict
Utah Fan
Member since Jun 2007
2919 posts

re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
Had to use a fire extinguisher in my shop... the powder kind. Chit covered everything in the entire building.


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GeauxTigerTM
USA Fan
Member since Sep 2006
28803 posts

re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
Probably 9 years old pushing a buggy in the grocery store with my dad and I was being a little shite and ran into a large display of red wine.

He was unhappy...


Reservoir dawg
Mississippi St. Fan
Member since Oct 2013
13085 posts

re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
Were the last customers one evening at Grisanti's restaurant in the Memphis Embassy Suites. As soon as I got up to leave, I got dizzy and barely made it to the nearest bathroom before I commenced to projectile vomiting all over the bathroom stall. It was by far the most I'd ever hurled in my life. I'd also had a few wines, but everything inside me came out all over toilet, floor, and walls. It was mostly red from wine and tomato based food contents. It looked like a murder had occurred in there. I also nearly lost consciousness while vomiting. Was a hell of an ordeal.


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cheobode
Member since Dec 2017
677 posts

re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
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10,000 gallons of partially crystallized corn sugar


Damn, a co-worker was pulling down some tocopherol in 55 gallon drums, pallet broke and they came tumbling down. I was watching and had to run. Why they were on the top rack to begin with, I'll never know(all oils stayed on ground level). That was over 200 gallons and it made a serious mess. We were actually off the clock in about 10 minutes but stayed an additional seven hours to clean that shite up. Had to use every bag of sodium bicarbonate in inventory.

I couldn't imagine what 10,000 gallons looked like.


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cheobode
Member since Dec 2017
677 posts

re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
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large display of red wine.


I was in Winn-Dixie once when an old man in a motorized cart hit the wine display at it went everywhere.

He just said "Oh", backed up his cart, ran over the wine on the ground and carried about his business. They had streaks of red wine all over the store.


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Tupelo
Alabama Fan
Member since Aug 2022
742 posts

re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
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Broke a 5 gallon carboy of beer in my kitchen.


I've done the exact same thing. Mine was unfermented wort. Quite the mess after a long day of allgrain brewing. And pretty disheartening too.


Loup
LSU Fan
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
8269 posts

re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
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. Quite the mess after a long day of allgrain brewing.


I swear my floor was sticky for 6 months even after mopping it multiple times


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mwlewis
Atlanta Braves Fan
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
20607 posts

re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
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What's the worst mess you've ever made?


There was one time my wife stuck her thumb in my arse while blowing me and I had to use a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser to scrub the cum off the ceiling.


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Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
3922 posts

re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
Started my kitchen on fire











Twice


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Ron Popeil
LSU Fan
Fairgrounds
Member since Nov 2018
691 posts

re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
Worse mess:
Somebody left a gallon paint can in the parking lot at Lowes in front of my truck. When I pulled forward to leave, I rolled over it and it exploded on to the car diagonally in front of me. It was a race to find the owner and get it washed off before it dried.
Biggest mess:
I filled a 30 yard dumpster to the top with wet, sloppy mud. The dumpster truck’s front tires came about five feet off the ground when the driver tried to lift the can. We had to open the door on the back and let the mud out onto the street. It took days to get the street cleaned.


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offshoretrash
LSU Fan
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
9820 posts

re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
PSA If you have to move a freezer with rotten food in it screw the lid shut so it can not come open.


sean5340
LSU Fan
Houma
Member since Aug 2011
458 posts

re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
Worked at abeer distributor as a teenager. Knocked down a row of Schlitz Malt Liquor 40s. Three pallets high and six deep. Huge mess.


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LSUMaverick
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2016
1389 posts

re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
Dropped a glass jar of Steen's cane syrup on tile floor.

Got sick one night and had projectile vomit...had eaten something red the night before...so it looked like a murder scene all over the water closet.


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AcadieAnne
Southern Miss Fan
Where I drink and know nothing.
Member since May 2019
656 posts

re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
The worst was when I got really bad food poisoning on the way to visit my in-laws. I hadn't realized how bad it was until I leaned over the toilet at my in-laws to throw up for the first time since feeling ill. I thought I could keep door #2 under control. I was wrong. So very, very wrong. It got everywhere, like in the ac/ heating vent on a different wall bad. It was so bad my husband, despite my suffering and my taking care of him during chemo said, "Nah, you're on your own". (He did redeem himself later when I got in a bad accident.)
This post was edited on 9/28 at 8:03 pm


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Rouge
USA Fan
Public Enemy #1
Member since Oct 2004
135389 posts

re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
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gestures vaguely all around:


my life


This was my initial reaction before ever reading any response in this thread. This further proves that we are soulmates.


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lsu5803tiger
LSU Fan
Democratic Republic of the Congo
Member since Feb 2006
1479 posts

re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
I somehow got monkeyblood all over the living room curtains. I don’t know how I accomplished it, I was three.


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armsdealer
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Member since Feb 2016
9742 posts

re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
I worked for Winn Dixie in high school. I told the manager that I never used (and wasn't allowed to) the electric pallet jack or the hydraulic dock. Well dumbass says I have to unload the truck anyway. I didn't balance a load property and dumped a full pallet of gallon sized punch off the lift from 6-8 feet in the air. He fired me but I was called by the GM at like 7am the next morning after they demoted the manager. He back payed me for the time I missed the day before and offered my job back. I was a minor so we were only allowed to use the manual jacks. I don't know if you have ever seen a gallon of milk spilled, but a gallon goes a LONG way. This was like a 100 busted gallons. The floor was sticky for a LONG time.


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rantfan
LSU Fan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14080 posts

re: What's the worst mess you've ever made?
Dropped a vat of grease on the parking lot of a restaurant I was working at. Then instead of going tell someone I tried to clean it with the soap that we used to clean the lot. Well, they had cars slipping and sliding at the red light for the rest of the night. All I needed to do was tell someone and they would have said to use the kitty litter on top of grease . Teenagers man


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