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re: Whats the worst excuse you've ever made to get out of bad sex?
Posted on 8/8/21 at 7:55 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
Posted on 8/8/21 at 7:55 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
quote:TEAMWORK!!!
your vagina was too small the first time
Your vagina was as loose as a bowl of spaghetti.
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Posted on 8/8/21 at 7:56 pm to CrimsonFever
Stomach ache.
Posted on 8/8/21 at 7:59 pm to CrimsonFever
That's was just her covid count crimson. You're fully vaccinated, so you're good. Tear that nasty, smelly, covid arse up again.
Posted on 8/8/21 at 8:00 pm to LSU Coyote
For you or the dog?
Posted on 8/8/21 at 8:01 pm to CrimsonFever
Was she fat or butt ugly or did she stink?
Posted on 8/8/21 at 8:11 pm to CrimsonFever
Sex wasn’t bad, but the cooter smelled.
I said I had to go yack up my dinner. Ended up taking a shite and leaving.
I said I had to go yack up my dinner. Ended up taking a shite and leaving.
Posted on 8/8/21 at 8:23 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
I have faked an orgasm before. Extenuating circumstances but felt like there was way more riding on the act for her than there was for me. Got a little weird professing her love for me and I noped out by faking. In my defense, I didn’t fake the first one.
Sweet person who could go from zero to batshit with a quickness
Sweet person who could go from zero to batshit with a quickness
Posted on 8/8/21 at 8:25 pm to CrimsonFever
quote:same thing happened to me back in the late 80’s We left the bar and went back to her apartment. When she took her paints off it smelled like fish that had been in a cooler for two days. She was a pretty girl, I told her that I had a girlfriend and I just couldn’t go through with it. The smell was horrific
Once I got her clothes off she smelled like a bag full of assholes. I later found out that she was a pretty bad drug addict which probably explains it, which is sad, she was a solid 8 out of 10 as far as looks.
Posted on 8/8/21 at 8:26 pm to CrimsonFever
If it makes you cum, it’s not bad sex.
Posted on 8/8/21 at 8:39 pm to BowDownToLSU
quote:
same thing happened to me back in the late 80’s We left the bar and went back to her apartment. When she took her paints off it smelled like fish that had been in a cooler for two days. She was a pretty girl, I told her that I had a girlfriend and I just couldn’t go through with it. The smell was horrific
Bacterial Vaginosis is common and treatable as jock itch but it smells horrible. And high school and college gals often let it go untreated b/c they are on parents' insurance and afraid to tell them they need to see the Gyno.
If Flagyl was available OTC, less young womens' pussies would smell like fish.
Fact of the day.
This post was edited on 8/8/21 at 8:43 pm
Posted on 8/8/21 at 8:43 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:
If it makes you cum, it’s not bad sex.
Ohhhh really?
Posted on 8/8/21 at 8:45 pm to CrimsonFever
One night I had too much whiskey. It was baby day and wife wanted sex. I was hard as a rock but numb from the nose down.
I pulled out mid stroke and said "neither one of us wants to be doing this right now. I feel like I'm going to puke whiskey all over your back."
The resulting tears, explosion of anger, and her treating me like leper wasn't worth it.
I pulled out mid stroke and said "neither one of us wants to be doing this right now. I feel like I'm going to puke whiskey all over your back."
The resulting tears, explosion of anger, and her treating me like leper wasn't worth it.
Posted on 8/8/21 at 8:46 pm to CrimsonFever
You showed her. We need pics or stfu.
Posted on 8/8/21 at 8:47 pm to CrimsonFever
Ain’t nothing to it but to do it.
Posted on 8/8/21 at 8:48 pm to CrimsonFever
I tried everything I could to get out of it with one chick and eventually just had to break down and tell her the truth. She had hairy nipples and it fricking grossed me out.
And with my ex wife towards the end I honestly just couldn’t get it up because she repulsed me so I would always make some shite up and having just jerked off.
And with my ex wife towards the end I honestly just couldn’t get it up because she repulsed me so I would always make some shite up and having just jerked off.
Posted on 8/8/21 at 8:49 pm to CrimsonFever
"Your kid Crimson Fever starts terrible threads"
Posted on 8/8/21 at 9:17 pm to CrimsonFever
Posted on 8/8/21 at 9:46 pm to CrimsonFever
quote:
CrimsonFever
quote:
Once I got her clothes off she smelled like a bag full of assholes. I later found out that she was a pretty bad drug addict
I really don't think your mother would appreciate you taking about your sister in that manner.
Posted on 8/8/21 at 9:51 pm to CrimsonFever
Girl from Tinder came over one night. She was weird and dumb as frick but seemed like an easy lay so I messaged her occasionally. Came over one night. Smelt a little rough so already I’m suspecting this isn’t going well. fricking bitch had arm pit hair. I went to the kitchen and got ketchup and smeared it every where on my shirt and ran into my living room yelling and grabbing my nose. Told her I’ve got to go to the ER get out. Slammed door. Locked it. Went and took a shower and blocked her nasty arse. fricking gross. Though made for an amazing story. So I’ll take it. Was desperate at that point too so I was furious.
This post was edited on 8/8/21 at 9:52 pm
Posted on 8/8/21 at 10:39 pm to CrimsonFever
Wait. You turned down sex?
Tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay.
Tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay.
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