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re: What's the worst divorce horror story that you've witnessed ?

Posted on 7/10/23 at 1:51 pm to
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29626 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 1:51 pm to
I think I know her

Friend of mine married a woman with two kids 4 and 2 by two different husbands.

Then they had two more, one looks nothing like him though.

He sent them all to private school and then she divorced him
Posted by stratman
NOLA
Member since Apr 2013
977 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 1:52 pm to
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Came back from deployment and buddy's wife told him she was seeing another man and was leaving him and taking their 2 kids.


Winner. That’s the winner.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92329 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 1:54 pm to
but he still had to pay
Posted by Locoguan0
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2017
7270 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 1:55 pm to
Not a divorce, but similar results. My MIL was married to a shite head from Alabama. They owned a couple of businesses together. He borrowed a shite ton of money through the businesses without telling her. He was also abusive toward her and my wife (preteen at the time). When they finally packed their shite and left, he shot himself in the chest with a sawed off. He wished my wife a happy birthday in his note. MIL was left for the better part of 15 years paying of his debts.
This post was edited on 7/10/23 at 1:56 pm
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
57078 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 1:55 pm to
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he still had to pay


He was going to pay regardless and he knew it. He spent more on attorney fees than he wanted but in his words "I'd rather give that slimy POS lawyer everything I have than give that bitch a ham and cheese".
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92329 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 1:58 pm to
point is that it was stupid advice and wasted time and money to play 007, add the tracker, etc., end result is the same
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Member since Oct 2012
41114 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 2:01 pm to
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The husband was on the hook for half of all that got pissed away


How was the husband on the hook for the wife spending her separate money?
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5355 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 2:01 pm to
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Five married women had a "girls night out" in NOLA and rented a limo for the occasion. At the end of the night, they were flirting with the driver and told him to pull over somewhere. He pulled into City Park and proceeded to screw all five women. Apparently, 4 of them would wait outside while each had their turn with him in the limo.


Are you sure that's a REAL story and not a porno movie?

Because that sounds an awful lot like a porno movie.

Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
57078 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 2:02 pm to
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end result is the same


But it isn't. That is the point.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
56875 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 2:16 pm to
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Had been married 3 years, came home from work, found a note on the door. It read "I'm tired of living for everyone else, I want to live for me". Opened the door to basically an empty house. 90% of all furniture gone, pets gone. This was the days before cell phones. Called her parents, went over to their house, and she wasn't there, and they claimed to not know, which I believed (they liked me).
Next day found out that the bank account was empty as well.
We worked different shifts, she was in nursing school when we married, and had taken a 3rd shift job at the local hospital.
Apparently somewhere along the way, she ran into an old boyfriend from HS and they got friendly and would meet up in the mornings after I went to work. I only found out about 2 weeks after she left and a mutual friend came and told me what she had seen.
Did I mention that I was the youth minister at the time at the church she grew up in? Everyone she knew on earth went to that church, and I was the one of the two of us still there.
I weight 168 lbs when this happened, and 60 days later I weighed 118. I couldn't eat, sleep, think. I drove around all night looking for her every night. I slept on the floor because I had no bed.
I finally found out where she was staying and tried to talk to her several times, but she just told me she was ashamed and couldn't come back. Her parents were devastated and were truly sad for me. After about 8 months, she finally filed for divorce. My attorney was a member of the church, and he did it all for me. About 3 months later, he knocked on my door and handed me an envelope and said I was divorced.

I ended up moving about 2 months later from that town. Ended up meeting my current wife and we just celebrated our 25th anniversary.

I would never want anyone to go through what I went through, but I also learned a lot from the process.



and you survived, and moved on. A lot of folks kill themselves, or go into self-destruction mode after going through something like that, but your story is inspiration for people to keep walking through hell until you get to the other side. God bless you.
This post was edited on 7/10/23 at 3:37 pm
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6358 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 2:20 pm to
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friend, well more of a friend of a friend, married a woman with 2 young children


but...why?

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adopt her children


BUT WHY?
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5732 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 2:26 pm to
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Apparently, 4 of them would wait outside while each had their turn with him in the limo.


I like this story,and will reserve it for fap material, but this is where it goes off the rails for me. If 5 women will screw the same guy back to back in a car they likely would have no qualms in all getting naked in the car together and diddling themselves while waiting their turn.
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
8141 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 2:29 pm to
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So they were shitty tippers and he got his revenge


I’d say he got more than just the tip amiright ?
Posted by Ben Hur
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2013
1006 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 2:34 pm to
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Are you sure that's a REAL story and not a porno movie?

Because that sounds an awful lot like a porno movie.


It's real. It happened in the 90s, but was quite the gossip amongst coworkers then.
Posted by spillman
Bossier City
Member since Jun 2023
21 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 2:35 pm to
The mayor of T-town lost his wife to another woman.
Posted by rltiger
Metairie
Member since Oct 2004
2443 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 3:02 pm to
@ 10 years ago I had a married friend w/4 young kids go though the ringer. His smoking hot nurse wife goes to Florida for a girl's long weekend. She meets a guy and "falls in love." Comes back and tells husband she's leaving him for this guy. He begs her to reconsider. She says no, she needs to be free and take care of herself then gets bellybutton piercing and tramp stamp. BTW sleezy guy has a 60 ft Hatteras and a plane, tells her to leave husband and come back to Florida because she's the one.
They get separated and start divorce proceedings. My buddy has just started a new business and borrowed a ton to do that, they had moved into a new house prior to separation, and it had ZERO equity. She doesn't want custody because boyfriend isn't interested in being a dad. She goes back to Florida.

2 months later, at the end of the summer, the boyfriend dumps her.

She comes crawling back, begging for forgiveness. He says F you. She says ok I'm suing you for alimony and half of business. Since all they had was debt, she ends up with nothing and paying child support.

10 years later, he's remarried, business is through the roof, now has 6 kids and his ex has little to no interaction with her kids. I think she moved to Houston and is still single.


Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92329 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 3:04 pm to
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a 60 ft Hatteras and a plane,


that's all that is needed
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 3:11 pm to
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Came back from deployment and buddy's wife told him she was seeing another man and was leaving him and taking their 2 kids.

Went home, put his 2 small kids in a closet, shot his wife and then shot himself.





Knew a guy who did similar. He murdered the wife in front of their very young daughter and then chopped up her body iirc.

Put her in a bag. Drove off the base. Set the car on fire. Took a cab back and then reported her missing.

As you can see he made several mistakes. First was thinking that the MPs wouldn't notice he left in one vehicle and came back in another. Second was that his daughter ratted him him out. Another was that he also had some e-2s scrub the room for him lmao. And pvts being pvts they did a really shite job

The whole thing was really fricked up, I could go on and on but this is the cliff's notes version. but one really fricked up part was that the wife's parents had never even met the dude.
This post was edited on 7/10/23 at 3:14 pm
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41114 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 3:15 pm to
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He had to reimburse her for half of the money she cashed out of her trust to piss away and no he wasn't entitled to any of the remaining funds. BTW he, is me. lol


Either you are leaving out A LOT of detail or you had the shittiest divorce lawyer of all time.

Explain how you had to reimburse your wife for her inheritance she spent on herself while you were not living together?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92329 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 3:18 pm to
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Either you are leaving out A LOT of detail or you had the shittiest divorce lawyer of all time.


nope, the guy gets screwed in divorce court 110% of the time
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