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re: What's the worst cheating story you've heard?

Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:06 am to
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
1895 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:06 am to
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I once heard a story from a former family court judge about a case he heard years ago......A woman was visiting a friend whose husband had just got back from a rabbit hunting trip.

He was in the backyard skinning swamp rabbits, and his wife's friend mentioned to him that her husband went rabbit hunting a couple of weekends ago, too- but the rabbits he killed were all different colors.


Can you translate for the swamp rabbit-ignorant among us?
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
14389 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:06 am to
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This is some penthouse forum shite
Every bit of it is 100% true. To this day, I don't see how that Ho didn't walk away with a massive settlement. Fired an employee he was having an affair with, because she stepped out on him. BTW, just a little background on this woman. She sees a therapist and a psychic.
Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14808 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:07 am to
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So can we safely assume she didn't look like Kelly Lebrock?


That's closer to his new wife. See Dyslexic's post for the cunt ex-wife.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6397 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:09 am to
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Gemini Jim
What a loser. Created an alter to pretend to not be a loser...and still failed
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
24834 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:11 am to
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Gemini Jim


Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17717 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:13 am to
Worked with a guy who came home and found his brother on top of his wife. Caught them in the act. They wound up getting divorced and she marries the brother. My co-worker and wife had 2 kids. So now they're uncle is their stepdad. Granted, this was in New Iberia, but this is still not normal.

Co-worker died from meth a few years after this all took place.

Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
1895 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:13 am to
What grown-arse man says "body count" in this context unironically?
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179745 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:14 am to
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How would you like to be kicked out of your own house by your best friend who's fricking your soon to be ex wife?


There was a case in FL where the best friend was cheating with the wife and they conspired to kill the husband on a duck hunting trip, saying he drowned and was eaten by gators. The best friend even sold the husband the life insurance policies he and the wife tried to collect



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Mike Williams, a 31-year-old real estate appraiser in Florida, vanished while duck hunting on Lake Seminole in December 2000.

Authorities initially believed he had drowned and been eaten by alligators. His body wasn’t found, and the case went cold.

Mike’s wife, Denise Williams, was secretly having an affair with Brian Winchester, Mike’s best friend.

Denise and Brian conspired to kill Mike in order to collect $1.75 million in life insurance. One of the policies had been sold to Mike by Brian.

Brian lured Mike onto a hunting trip and attempted to stage a drowning.

When that failed, Brian shot Mike in the face with a shotgun and buried his body near Carr Lake.

Denise had Mike declared legally dead just six months after his disappearance and later married Brian.

The two eventually divorced in 2016.

In 2017, after being arrested for kidnapping Denise during a dispute, Brian confessed to the murder and led authorities to Mike’s body.

Denise was arrested and charged with first-degree murder, conspiracy, and accessory after the fact.

In 2018, she was convicted and sentenced to life in prison, plus 30 years
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:14 am to
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Cot damn you are one trashy piece of shite.


At least he’s honest. Except the part pushing all the right buttons to get in a girl’s pants like she’s an elevator. Banging bar hags that will govern it to anyone with a pulse isn’t exactly very difficult.
Posted by Gemini Jim
Member since Jul 2025
147 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:14 am to
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TDTOM


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Sounds like most of you guys have a body count of 2-3 while your wives are at 75-100.

This seems real personal to some of you

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Now, I have you thinking.

"I wonder if they wuz all White fellers?"

Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28442 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:16 am to
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We were both awful about chasing women. I was snitched out by "that crazy bitch" he was married too.

All you've done in this thread is tell us that you and your buddy are pieces of shite.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15774 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:17 am to
When I worked in the field there was an extremely trashy (even by pipefitter standards) guy who showed up to work all beat up. He wouldn't say why and was crying like a lil bitch all morning. He finally broke down and told us that he and his wife had had a threesome with a friend and the friend kicked him out of his own house and shacked up with his wife. The friend took the trashy fitter's boat fishing and whooped his arse when he tried to stop him. The trashy fitter slept in his truck outside of his own home for a few weeks.
Posted by Gemini Jim
Member since Jul 2025
147 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:18 am to
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You've responded to every reply very emotionally. It's very easy to tell you are upset.

You know what guy's who are confident and secure in their masculinity don't do? Continually say they fricked everybody's girl. You're a pathetic loser. Try to get outside and touch some grass today bigshot.

Oh boy! Little man is worked up.

Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14565 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:18 am to
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Can you translate for the swamp rabbit-ignorant among us?


The husband was cleaning wild rabbits he'd killed.


Her husband was bringing home domestic pen raised rabbits he claimed to have killed on a rabbit hunt.



Swamp Rabbit



Pen raised
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
24834 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:19 am to
Imagine creating an alt to lie about being a piece of shite.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
46849 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:19 am to
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The trashy fitter
that trash fitter’s name…Gemini Jim
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
1895 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:19 am to
Thank you. That was very helpful.
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
6025 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:19 am to
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one of the delivery drivers was alone in the warehouse finishing up. He is married with kid too. This chick walks back into the warehouse completely naked and screws this guy.



I've honestly been afraid of this scenario before. Even if you turn the girl down, she can always then accuse you of some shite and you'll basically have to prove you didn't. I heard about a dude one time that was in a similar situation and he played along long enough to get his phone on record to get evidence that she was coming onto him before rebuffing. That's about the only chance a man has. Skanky women are the worst.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
49267 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:20 am to
Posted by Gemini Jim
Member since Jul 2025
147 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:20 am to
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Saint Alfonzo


Altar boy? Did the priest cheat on his boyfriend with you?
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