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What's the purpose of sending family portrait Christmas cards?

Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:17 am
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:17 am
why do you send those out?

what makes you think I want to see that?

what am I supposed to do with it?

do you think I'm not putting it directly into the trash?
This post was edited on 12/26/17 at 11:18 am
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:18 am to
To be pretentious
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62216 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:19 am to
Someone send you a dick pic Christmas card?
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87748 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:19 am to
Ya'll will bitch about anything

Of all the dumb shite girls have created, the family photo Christmas card is probably one of the least objectionable
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21849 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:20 am to
quote:

why do you send those out?


To send photos to family we dont see often because they are far away? To let them know we are thinking of them at Christmas?
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39254 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:21 am to
quote:

What's the purpose of sending family portrait Christmas cards?


To make grandma happy.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:21 am to
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Ya'll will bitch about anything

Of all the dumb shite girls have created, the family photo Christmas card is probably one of the least objectionable


Excuse me, sir, am I not allowed to ask basic questions around here without accusations of bitching? I'm simply curious.

Thank you, and God bless you and yours.
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
13847 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:22 am to
quote:

Someone send you a dick pic Christmas card?



This is the one he would cherish forever.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:23 am to
quote:




To send photos to family we dont see often because they are far away? To let them know we are thinking of them at Christmas?




Does this scenario also require a time machine so that the recipient of said card can travel back to a time where Facebook, instagram, and the internet doesn't exist?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:24 am to
You need to calm down.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78713 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:25 am to
Yes, he does.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62216 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:25 am to
quote:

am I not allowed to ask basic questions


You have a strange concept of what a basic question is.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42786 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:26 am to
It’s to show people you love and care about, whom presumably love and care about you, how your family is. It’s not to be pretentious, it’s to be caring.

You don’t have to be offended by it
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26348 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:26 am to
We never did it growing up
We were also not attention seeking d-bags
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39254 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:27 am to
The answer really is quite simple.

It's easier to just stfu and take the God damn picture and let your wife/mother/grandmother be happy.

Is it a waste of time? Yep. Waste of money? Yup? Redundant af with social media? You bet.

But the pain and suffering you will receive from saying "no" to taking the picture far outweighs all of that.

They are, if nothing more, an appeasement to women in hopes of a merry blowjob (from your wife/so)
This post was edited on 12/26/17 at 11:28 am
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:27 am to
quote:

You have a strange concept of what a basic question is.


You have a strange concept of what a basic question isn't.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21849 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:27 am to
quote:

Does this scenario also require a time machine so that the recipient of said card can travel back to a time where Facebook, instagram, and the internet doesn't exist?


Call me old school, but physical cards and photos are much more personal than a photoshopped instagram post somewhere on the interwebs.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77736 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:27 am to
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What's the purpose of sending family portrait Christmas cards?
To show people that my family is more beautiful than theirs and to humblebrag
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:29 am to
How else am I supposed to remind my rich uncle that I'm still alive and to send my kid a check for Christmas?
Posted by AnonymousTiger
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2012
4863 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 11:29 am to
Oh look, another Pecker bitching thread.
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