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re: What's the one thing you do in private that other people would think was gay?
Posted on 9/16/17 at 12:12 am to Kafka
Posted on 9/16/17 at 12:12 am to Kafka
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Watching the Shawshank Redemption
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just being a fan of that movie is pretty ghey
Meet me at Sonic in 5 minutes and be sure to have identification on you and a note in your pocket stating what you want to be buried in.
Posted on 9/16/17 at 12:17 am to Pecker
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There's nothing better than having a hard workout, going home getting in a bath so hot that you think you're going to die, laying in there and listening to some chill music for 20 minutes, then getting in a freezing cold shower
All that other shite you said was pretty faggy, but I do love turning both shower heads and the steam sprayers on scalding hot to shower and then cranking it down to ice cold to finish.
Posted on 9/16/17 at 1:03 am to Triple Bogey
Some times I watch porn with trannies...
...fricking real women.
It's kinda like lesbian porn, except the dildo is of the more, permanent, variety.
Some dudes will insist that watching porn where you're staring past another man's hairy a-hole to watch a pussy get fricked is far less gay than any kind of tranny porn. Because somehow it's automatically "gayer", to watch a tranny that looks likes a hot chick taking an actual hot chick to poundtown, than it is to watch a meth mouthed black dude rip a girl's vagina in half with his 1" dick that was modified to 14" in a lab.
Not only that, and you know who you are, you watch porn and sit there internally cheering for some black dude's dick to destroy that girl's vagina so she will make "that" face. The "pain/pleasure from a giant arse dick" face. The one you will never see in person. At least until you find yourself being cucked by some dude with a giant dick.
...fricking real women.
It's kinda like lesbian porn, except the dildo is of the more, permanent, variety.
Some dudes will insist that watching porn where you're staring past another man's hairy a-hole to watch a pussy get fricked is far less gay than any kind of tranny porn. Because somehow it's automatically "gayer", to watch a tranny that looks likes a hot chick taking an actual hot chick to poundtown, than it is to watch a meth mouthed black dude rip a girl's vagina in half with his 1" dick that was modified to 14" in a lab.
Not only that, and you know who you are, you watch porn and sit there internally cheering for some black dude's dick to destroy that girl's vagina so she will make "that" face. The "pain/pleasure from a giant arse dick" face. The one you will never see in person. At least until you find yourself being cucked by some dude with a giant dick.
This post was edited on 9/16/17 at 1:05 am
Posted on 9/16/17 at 1:30 am to Kafka
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Kafka
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just being a fan of that movie is pretty ghey
Looks like we got ourselves an actual queer here, boys.
Posted on 9/16/17 at 4:29 am to Triple Bogey
Read the Aggie board sometimes. Man it feels good to get that off my chest.
Posted on 9/16/17 at 4:33 am to Big EZ Tiger
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Meet me at Sonic in 5 minutes and be sure to have identification on you and a note in your pocket stating what you want to be buried in.
Be careful. That sick queer probably gets off on being beaten. That, or he's retarded. And beating up a retard is just wrong.
Posted on 9/16/17 at 6:42 am to Kafka
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just being a fan of that movie is pretty ghey
Top Gun is calling.
Posted on 9/16/17 at 6:44 am to Triple Bogey
Dress in women's clothing. Is that wrong?
Posted on 9/16/17 at 6:47 am to SamuelClemens
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This post was edited on 11/25/17 at 7:35 pm
Posted on 9/16/17 at 6:51 am to Triple Bogey
I clip the curls out of my leg hair. I feel kinda gay when I'm doing it.
Posted on 9/16/17 at 9:10 am to Triple Bogey
Does watching gladiator movies in a Turkish prison with a grown man that's naked count?
Posted on 9/16/17 at 9:21 am to Triple Bogey
I like to gently brush long feathers on my nether areas while listening to gay show tunes. I usually use headphones for the tunes and lock my doors and close my blinds when enjoying the feathers. 
Posted on 9/16/17 at 9:24 am to Triple Bogey
Went on a date with a woman who had more facial hair than me. She was some Ivy League educated, social justice warrior, New England Jew. Still nailed her through
Posted on 9/16/17 at 9:30 am to jdeval1
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Some movies make me tear up. Watching the Shawshank Redemption right now and I know it's coming
My eyes get watery af when I watch shows on NatGeo Wild about animals and their struggles.
I was watching "Lion Kingdom: Pride and Punishment" (highly recommend) on NatGeo and shite was sad as hell. A little lion cub was coming of age only to get into a fight, get injured an die of heat exhaustion while its mother sat by trying to get the cub to stand up. I was in a bad place. My eyes were watery as frick. My girl walked in and I rubbed my eyes and changed the channel like I was looking at porn or something.
That poor little cub.
Posted on 9/16/17 at 10:32 am to Pecker
I guess wearing my Jim McClain naked arse shark t-shirt to bed.
Posted on 9/16/17 at 10:50 am to Rougarou4lsu
i root for a&m if them winning would be favorable to my team.
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:04 am to c on z
quote:Guilty. I've watched Mama Mia by myself.
Dancing Queen - Meryl Streep
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:39 am to HubbaBubba
I'll taunt myself using a French accent while masturbating.
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:41 am to Triple Bogey
Aggressively scratch my bhole in a circular motion while moaning
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