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re: What's the one thing you do in private that other people would think was gay?

Posted on 9/16/17 at 12:12 am to
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
26980 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 12:12 am to
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Watching the Shawshank Redemption

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just being a fan of that movie is pretty ghey

Meet me at Sonic in 5 minutes and be sure to have identification on you and a note in your pocket stating what you want to be buried in.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71840 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 12:17 am to
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There's nothing better than having a hard workout, going home getting in a bath so hot that you think you're going to die, laying in there and listening to some chill music for 20 minutes, then getting in a freezing cold shower


All that other shite you said was pretty faggy, but I do love turning both shower heads and the steam sprayers on scalding hot to shower and then cranking it down to ice cold to finish.
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
8330 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 1:03 am to
Some times I watch porn with trannies...





...fricking real women.

It's kinda like lesbian porn, except the dildo is of the more, permanent, variety.

Some dudes will insist that watching porn where you're staring past another man's hairy a-hole to watch a pussy get fricked is far less gay than any kind of tranny porn. Because somehow it's automatically "gayer", to watch a tranny that looks likes a hot chick taking an actual hot chick to poundtown, than it is to watch a meth mouthed black dude rip a girl's vagina in half with his 1" dick that was modified to 14" in a lab.

Not only that, and you know who you are, you watch porn and sit there internally cheering for some black dude's dick to destroy that girl's vagina so she will make "that" face. The "pain/pleasure from a giant arse dick" face. The one you will never see in person. At least until you find yourself being cucked by some dude with a giant dick.
This post was edited on 9/16/17 at 1:05 am
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 1:22 am to
Jerk to traps
Posted by Tuscaloosa
14x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
50634 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 1:30 am to
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Kafka


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just being a fan of that movie is pretty ghey


Looks like we got ourselves an actual queer here, boys.
Posted by UGADawg912
Nunya Dam Bizzness
Member since Sep 2016
1520 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 4:29 am to
Read the Aggie board sometimes. Man it feels good to get that off my chest.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25240 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 4:33 am to
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Meet me at Sonic in 5 minutes and be sure to have identification on you and a note in your pocket stating what you want to be buried in.


Be careful. That sick queer probably gets off on being beaten. That, or he's retarded. And beating up a retard is just wrong.
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 6:42 am to
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just being a fan of that movie is pretty ghey


Top Gun is calling.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 6:44 am to
Dress in women's clothing. Is that wrong?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 6:47 am to
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This post was edited on 11/25/17 at 7:35 pm
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19521 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 6:51 am to
I clip the curls out of my leg hair. I feel kinda gay when I'm doing it.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45331 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 9:10 am to
Does watching gladiator movies in a Turkish prison with a grown man that's naked count?
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22026 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 9:21 am to
I like to gently brush long feathers on my nether areas while listening to gay show tunes. I usually use headphones for the tunes and lock my doors and close my blinds when enjoying the feathers.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26334 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 9:24 am to
Went on a date with a woman who had more facial hair than me. She was some Ivy League educated, social justice warrior, New England Jew. Still nailed her through
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 9:30 am to
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Some movies make me tear up. Watching the Shawshank Redemption right now and I know it's coming


My eyes get watery af when I watch shows on NatGeo Wild about animals and their struggles.

I was watching "Lion Kingdom: Pride and Punishment" (highly recommend) on NatGeo and shite was sad as hell. A little lion cub was coming of age only to get into a fight, get injured an die of heat exhaustion while its mother sat by trying to get the cub to stand up. I was in a bad place. My eyes were watery as frick. My girl walked in and I rubbed my eyes and changed the channel like I was looking at porn or something.

That poor little cub.
Posted by Rougarou4lsu
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2003
3103 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 10:32 am to
I guess wearing my Jim McClain naked arse shark t-shirt to bed.
Posted by Switzerland
Member since Jun 2008
1671 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 10:50 am to
i root for a&m if them winning would be favorable to my team.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52645 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:04 am to
quote:

Dancing Queen - Meryl Streep
Guilty. I've watched Mama Mia by myself.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77714 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:39 am to
I'll taunt myself using a French accent while masturbating.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:41 am to
Aggressively scratch my bhole in a circular motion while moaning
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