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re: What's the most unusual item that a housekeeper has stolen from your residence?
Posted on 3/15/18 at 9:15 pm to Eightballjacket
Posted on 3/15/18 at 9:15 pm to Eightballjacket
Growing up, I stuffed a polo shirt into an area where I thiught she may iron it. After a few weeks she didn’t iron it and it was gone.
Didn’t even tell my parents.
Didn’t even tell my parents.
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Posted on 3/16/18 at 6:10 am to Eightballjacket
Paid a single mom bartender I felt sorry for 150 bucks to clean a rental house out. Pretty sure she stole a bunch of hydrocodone from an old prescription. Not sure how many were in there.
Posted on 3/16/18 at 6:28 am to Eightballjacket
My virginity
Posted on 3/16/18 at 6:33 am to HollyWoodCole
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Some reefer. Who do I call?
Pot busters.
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:40 am to Nawlens Gator
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She was fired with the quickest.
Did she not think she would get caught? I'm assuming you kept a decent bit of cash in your checking account
Posted on 3/16/18 at 8:12 am to Dr RC
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put up cameras if you think she's lifting stuff. its pretty cheap to wire your whole house these days.
Had a lady keeping our first kid when she was born in the house. All we asked was watch the baby and fold the clothes. She ate and drank whatever she wanted and watched tv. My wife thought maybe she wasn’t feeding her or changing her regularly so she set up a camera. She took great care of the kid. But when folding a basket of towels she said “you parents sho do use a lot of fricking towels. What the frick they doin but frick folding these mother fricking towels all the time.”
My wife met her at the street the next morning, gave her her check and said “I’ll fold my own mother fricking towels.”
We still have it on tape and watch and laugh every now and then.
Posted on 3/16/18 at 8:14 am to Eightballjacket
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I think my housekeeper has been helping herself to my forks and knives
It sounds like she doesnt like spoons. Try replace your forks with sporks
Posted on 3/16/18 at 8:16 am to Eightballjacket
Box of Astroglyde, the next visit box of condoms
Posted on 3/16/18 at 8:32 am to Eightballjacket
A bag of chicken tenders from the freezer and a six pack of Bud LSU beer when they made them. Of course they walked off with my tv, desk computer and a little cash they found. At least they didn't hurt my dog and they at least put the front door and framing back up after kicking it in.
Posted on 3/16/18 at 8:54 am to Eightballjacket
my daughter's dildos
Posted on 3/16/18 at 8:56 am to Eightballjacket
My prized leather jacket
Posted on 3/16/18 at 8:58 am to Eightballjacket
Put up security cameras and catch her in the act. Show her. Then tell her you are calling INS unless she sucks your dick daily. Then go buy some stainless flatware.
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