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What's the most unusual item that a housekeeper has stolen from your residence?
Posted on 3/15/18 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 3/15/18 at 7:03 pm
I think my housekeeper has been helping herself to my forks and knives. Yes, this is a subtle brag that I don't eat with my hands.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 7:04 pm to Eightballjacket
I'm too poor for that shite
Posted on 3/15/18 at 7:04 pm to Eightballjacket
They’d never get past security. Besides, Rosa would never steal.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 7:04 pm to Eightballjacket
put up cameras if you think she's lifting stuff.
its pretty cheap to wire your whole house these days.
its pretty cheap to wire your whole house these days.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 7:05 pm to Eightballjacket
Some reefer. Who do I call?
Posted on 3/15/18 at 7:06 pm to Eightballjacket
My 50 year old Guatemalan housekeeper stole my virginity this past Tuesday.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 7:06 pm to saturday
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My 50 year old Guatemalan housekeeper stole my virginity this past Tuesday.
What was his name?
Posted on 3/15/18 at 7:06 pm to Eightballjacket
Not really a thing, but we had a housekeeper who we found out was asking for “gas money” from my sister over a period of 8 months. My sister felt guilty and gave it to her.
We come to find out about this. Turns out she was using all the gas money at L’Auberge.
She wasn’t a good gambler.
We come to find out about this. Turns out she was using all the gas money at L’Auberge.
She wasn’t a good gambler.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 7:15 pm to Eightballjacket
Why can’t you asshats just clean your own homes?
Are you that lazy, motherfricker?
Are you that lazy, motherfricker?
Posted on 3/15/18 at 7:17 pm to Eightballjacket
Nothing but we have been married for more than 25 years.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 7:18 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
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Why can’t you asshats just clean your own homes?
Are you that lazy, motherfricker?
I'm too tall for the baseboards.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 7:21 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
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Why can’t you asshats just clean your own homes?
Are you that lazy, motherfricker?
I find it highly unlikely that you have time to clean your trailer since you spend every waking second on this site.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 7:31 pm to Eightballjacket
I live in a bigger house than you do.
I live in a VERY affluent unincorporated, gate-guarded community
I live in a VERY affluent unincorporated, gate-guarded community
Posted on 3/15/18 at 7:32 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
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Why can’t you asshats just clean your own homes?
Are you that lazy, motherfricker?
I spend my time on revenue generating activities.
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:24 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
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I live in a bigger house than you do. I live in a VERY affluent unincorporated, gate-guarded community
How are you adjusting to minimum security prison?
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:29 pm to Eightballjacket
I’m not a lazy pos I clean my own double wide
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:51 pm to doubleh
After divorce I got the house and custody of my 2 children (7 & 4 YO). One housekeeper I let use my Jeep Cherokee to take the kids to and from school while I worked (40 min commute). Noticed the miles on the Jeep were sky high and got a message from the bank that my checking account was over drawn. Turns out she was stealing and cashing my checks at a local supermarket while joy riding in my Jeep. The bank made everything good when I pointed out the sig on the checks were bogus. The bank handled the legal issues, thank god. She was fired with the quickest.
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