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re: What’s the most important “first” in a relationship

Posted on 12/2/17 at 12:31 pm to
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59454 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 12:31 pm to
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ETA: she doesn't know what you're capable of until round two.


Pretty sure she was let down enough after our first time.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10857 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 12:44 pm to
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Pretty sure she was let down enough after our first time.


Come on, man. Don’t sell yourself short. Lol
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49100 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 1:08 pm to
Cumming together.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 1:10 pm to
The first argument, how this is handled will ultimately make or break the relationship.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69588 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 1:11 pm to
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The first time that you make love?


I hate this phrase. Only fricking creeps say it.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10857 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 1:45 pm to
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I hate this phrase. Only fricking creeps say it.



I thought it sounded better than just saying “the first time you bang”.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69588 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 2:23 pm to
It doesn’t.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138862 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 2:24 pm to
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Cumming together
if she can cum that quickly, she might be a keeper
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
171152 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 2:47 pm to
The first time you shite with the door open and hold a conversation at the same time.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10857 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 3:00 pm to
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The first time you shite with the door open and hold a conversation at the same time.


Do you both leave the door open, or is it just you that’s allowed to do that since you’re the man? Lol
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
8159 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 5:11 pm to
First time she makes me a sandwich.

If she knows the cheese goes on the mayo side she's got prospects.
If she puts the cheese on the mustard side she is going to get kicked to the curb with quickness.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 5:14 pm to
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hate this phrase. Only fricking creeps say it.



Me too, I’d use it sometimes just to get a rise out of her.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 5:16 pm to
Speaking of all f this I can’t stand girls that try to talk dirty or ask me to slap their arse. I’m all for crazy sex but the dumb dirty talk is just corny and distracting and I don’t want to frickin slap her.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85576 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 5:19 pm to
It’s important that she likes the way your jizz tastes. If she hates it, say good bye to BJs. Sure she could simply not swallow, but in her mind she’ll just not want to do it at all.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10857 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 8:22 pm to
The first fart seems to be the most popular response. I guess that’s pretty important to a lot of people.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
46002 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 8:38 pm to
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Is it the first kiss? The first time that one of you says “I love you”? The first time that you make love? The first time that you meet your SO’s family? The first time that you go on vacation together? The first time that you make a major financial decision together? Something else?


First time that you forgot to put the toilet seat down.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61823 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 9:50 pm to
Meeting the parents.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61823 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 9:54 pm to
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..It’s all the same shite
Nope. A fart goes through the shite. A poot goes around it.
This post was edited on 12/2/17 at 9:56 pm
Posted by DannyB
Bagram, Afghanistan
Member since Aug 2010
6141 posts
Posted on 12/2/17 at 10:53 pm to
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Fart


My wife and I have been together for 16 years and she has never once farted in front of me.

For about the first 2-3 weeks that we lived with each other she found an excuse to send me to a store on the other side of town if I was home and she had to take a dump.
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 4:08 am to
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Is it the first kiss? The first time that one of you says “I love you”? The first time that you make love? The first time that you meet your SO’s family? The first time that you go on vacation together? The first time that you make a major financial decision together? Something else?


Something else.

I'd have to say it's the first time one of you cries. Being completely vulnerable with a person can cause a very strong bond.






































Of course, my experience has been that about 80% of the first cries happen during the first arse play. So, I was wrong with my "Something Else" answer. My final answer is the first time you wrong whole her.

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