what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done

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you're mom or sister

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your mom and sister

Would you again? Yeaaaaa you would.

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typed you're instead of your

Looking back, it's more funny than embarrassing but, at the time, by far the most embarrassed I've ever been.

I was in 7th grade. Before the first bell rings, everyone would congregate in the front atrium until they were released to go their lockers. Each morning we're packed in there...similar to being on the floor at a kind of crowded concert. I was circled around with my buddies and pulled my hand out of my jacket pocket. Something fell out of said pocket and my buddies raised hell, pointing and laughing. This, in the crowded atrium, caused a scene making other people look and laugh.

Earlier that morning, while waiting for the bus, I took the trash down to the road. I noticed that one of my mom's tampon wrappers had fallen out of a bag. Terrified that the garbageman would see my mom's tampon wrapper, I picked it up and put it in my pocket.

Not good. Not good, at all.

i think i was 12 or 13. was on a canoe trip with some buddies and there were girls canoeing. we were all doing the typical "who is gonna talk to them" mess and i decided to step up. idk why i did it but when they passed i just said "wazzzzzuuuupppp" like the Budweiser commercials. i got roasted. i think this even is seared in to my memory because it was the first time i crashed and burned on a cold approach lol. them awkward years. i'm sure i've done worse since then but for some reason this popped in to my head first

shite my pants (down both legs) while walking back to the office after lunch, downtown Dallas with a group of co workers.

I had ridden the train to work, so I had to walk two blocks and ride the train 30 minutes with shitty pants.

My wife came and picked me up at the train station and laughed all the way to the house

Before I made a job change, my former employer had hired a young lady (receptionist) that was a little on the chubby side around the stomach area and I honestly thought she was pregnant. I made the mistake of asking her about her due date in front of other employees. Talk about feeling like an a-hole!

When I was 18 I got blackout drunk at a party and pissed in the fridge for some reason. I guess most of the girls at the party saw it all go down. I got a bunch of free beer out of it though. Just had to take them home and wash them in the sink. Did it again a few years later partying in the barracks. No memory of either incident and no clue why I did it but if you see me drunk off my arse apparently you should keep me out of your kitchen.