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Posted on 8/28/18 at 1:57 pm to AnorexicGator
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Talk about feeling like an a-hole!
I mean it's not your fault that she can't control her eating, doesn't exercise, and carries all the weight in her FUPA.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 2:00 pm to L1C4
When I first graduated from college in 2004 there was a picture many on here probably remember that was circulating online an via email of a guy in a teddy on his knees with his dick in the exhaust pipe of a Range Rover. I emailed that pic to several women in my office I worked with. The secretary ended up getting fired (for something else), and when our 65 year old female office manager went through the receptionist's email, she came across that pic from me. I couldn't look her in the eye for a couple of weeks after that, and she also told her 17 year old granddaughter who was a runner/helper around the office to stay away from me because I was a pervert
Posted on 8/28/18 at 2:07 pm to jchamil
New year's day this year I invited tons of people over for bowl games and to celebrate the finishing of the basement. I got some fireworks for the kids, just Roman candles and sparklers.
I set the yard on fire with 20+ people at my house shooting a Roman candle with my daughter. It was 17 degrees that day and the hoses were frozen. 20+ people are out in the yard with various tools stomping out fire. My dad was using a Crawfish pot....not to fill with water. Just to stomp out the fire.
I had to live with scorched grass until spring. A daily reminder of my dumbassery.
I set the yard on fire with 20+ people at my house shooting a Roman candle with my daughter. It was 17 degrees that day and the hoses were frozen. 20+ people are out in the yard with various tools stomping out fire. My dad was using a Crawfish pot....not to fill with water. Just to stomp out the fire.
I had to live with scorched grass until spring. A daily reminder of my dumbassery.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 2:29 pm to The Torch
quote:Your Delta Chi OT name is “Duke Shitwalker”.
shite my pants (down both legs) while walking back to the office after lunch, downtown Dallas with a group of co workers.
I had ridden the train to work, so I had to walk two blocks and ride the train 30 minutes with shitty pants.
My wife came and picked me up at the train station and laughed all the way to the house

Posted on 8/28/18 at 2:35 pm to L1C4
A former newscaster from New Orleans, she's now in NYC, went to the same Fitness Club I worked out at, I was working out on the Stairmaster,when she got on the next exercise machine wearing an incredible Black Outfit that was WOW, I started to pay more attention to her than the machine, fell off and everyone wanted to check on me. All I wanted was a very cold shower
This post was edited on 8/28/18 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 8/28/18 at 2:36 pm to soccerfüt
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Your Delta Chi OT name is “Duke Shitwalker”
Why?
(Belch!) Because I said so
Posted on 8/28/18 at 2:43 pm to L1C4
Are you expecting a boy or a girl? ("Neither - not pregnant")
Is this your mother? ("No - it's my sister")
Is this your mother? ("No - it's my sister")
Posted on 8/28/18 at 2:57 pm to jchamil
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there was a picture many on here probably remember that was circulating online an via email of a guy in a teddy on his knees with his dick in the exhaust pipe of a Range Rover. I emailed that pic to several women in my office I worked with.

Posted on 8/28/18 at 3:03 pm to L1C4
Gotta love these types of threads when the OP doesn't even prime the pump with his own [fill in the blank].
Posted on 8/28/18 at 3:11 pm to L1C4
Nothing will top that dude who started tearing up unexpectedly after he had to say his name in a group setting during introductions.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 3:21 pm to L1C4
9th grade. State testing week. Teachers have been telling us nobody is to leave their desk for any reason until the timer is up. I think there were even representatives from the testing company walking the halls and monitoring.
20 mins into the test my nose decides its gonna give me one of those terrible drenching nose bleeds. I did all I could to try to stop it but no use. Once the teacher saw the murder scene on my mouth and hands she let me go to the bathroom after all. Liar she was.
20 mins into the test my nose decides its gonna give me one of those terrible drenching nose bleeds. I did all I could to try to stop it but no use. Once the teacher saw the murder scene on my mouth and hands she let me go to the bathroom after all. Liar she was.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 3:24 pm to Cold Drink
Can someone please find that post
Posted on 8/28/18 at 4:13 pm to L1C4
Sharted myself Freshman year of high school
Posted on 8/28/18 at 4:14 pm to L1C4
Cried when I didn't want to fight a dude in middle school.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 4:16 pm to Cold Drink
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Nothing will top that dude who started tearing up unexpectedly after he had to say his name in a group setting during introductions.
You got a link? I remember my stomach hurting from laughing so hard
Posted on 8/28/18 at 4:16 pm to L1C4
Loud farts at various embarrassing moments
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