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re: what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done
Posted on 8/28/18 at 4:26 pm to L1C4
Posted on 8/28/18 at 4:26 pm to L1C4
When I was about 9, I was out playing with friends in a new development. Crawling through culverts and riding bikes in the dirt.
I had to poop, but we were in a huge vacant field. I thought I could make it home, but on the way I shite my pants real good.
I get home and my 13 year old sister is hosting a girl scout sleepover.
Thank God we moved a yr later.
I had to poop, but we were in a huge vacant field. I thought I could make it home, but on the way I shite my pants real good.
I get home and my 13 year old sister is hosting a girl scout sleepover.
Thank God we moved a yr later.
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Posted on 8/28/18 at 4:27 pm to L1C4
I have no shame so I don’t know
Posted on 8/28/18 at 5:52 pm to L1C4
My sister (no pics) wet herself during Church.
Unfortunately for the folks downstream on the wooden bench from her, liquid seeks its own level and their side of the bench was a bit lower than my sister’s point discharge.
Wasn’t a Me Problem but it was good theater.
Unfortunately for the folks downstream on the wooden bench from her, liquid seeks its own level and their side of the bench was a bit lower than my sister’s point discharge.
Wasn’t a Me Problem but it was good theater.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 6:02 pm to L1C4
Less than a year of being married I decided a day off work drinking by the pool was a great idea. Later that day I prepare to meet the SO and family for dinner. Well. I never made it to dinner. My SO and new MIL finds me completely ready to go out passed the hell out in our kitchen.
Did I mention it was Mother's Day..
Did I mention it was Mother's Day..
Posted on 8/28/18 at 6:11 pm to L1C4
Drive with acquaintance to New Orleans from ruston. Supposed to have set me up with date.
She had date with someone else.
The guy who supposed to have set up my date very soon after quit school and joined army to get Vietnam for himself.
Still, the moment I am in suit in sorority and I find out I drove all day for nothing.
Worst social moment.
She had date with someone else.
The guy who supposed to have set up my date very soon after quit school and joined army to get Vietnam for himself.
Still, the moment I am in suit in sorority and I find out I drove all day for nothing.
Worst social moment.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 6:30 pm to CelticDog
I was in my college dorm pleasuring myself when my roommate opened the sliding glass door and walked in. I jumped up with my briefs around my ankles and headed to the bathroom.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 7:04 pm to L1C4
Had a guy continuely bumping me hard at Jazz Fest and I told if he did it again I would lay him out. He did again so I punched him in the face.... only to notice afterwards he had no arms. Apparently when you have no arms it hard to keep your balance.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 7:12 pm to L1C4
9th grade and it’s my first time smoking weed. I’m with my friend’s older brother and a bunch of his friends. I take a hit and as I’m exhaling they pull out the slide and start screaming “Clear it!”. I had no idea what that meant so I blew into the bong as hard as I could (to this day I honestly have no clue what I was thinking). Bong water shot out like it was Old Faithful and drenched everything. Even some of the weed got soaked.
I don’t think I impressed the upper classmen.
I don’t think I impressed the upper classmen.
This post was edited on 8/28/18 at 7:14 pm
Posted on 8/28/18 at 7:16 pm to L1C4
Spring Break 97, PCB. I shite in a girls bed at the Majestic while she was on top of me. She kept trying to change positions but I wouldn’t. After we finished she went to the bathroom and I gathered her sheets up and bailed. Tossed them into a garbage can. Never saw her again.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 7:20 pm to Cold Drink
quote:I’m laughing just posting this link
Cold Drink
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Mine is bad and I cringe even thinking about it. I just started a new job and flew out to Dallas to a training seminar. The first day we do a breakfast meet and greet and the owner of the company is there and we’re sitting at a big arse meeting/round table. Owner gets up and wants everyone to introduce themselves and say something about themselves. No biggie. Well he gets to me and I introduce myself and for some reason I get emotional introducing myself(choking back tears and shite) but I make it through. There was nothing to get emotional about, it was the first time and the last time as an adult this has happened. I literally have no idea why that happened. Still baffles me to this day. I don’t even know why I’m sharing this. I had to spend the next two days with these people training. I still feel like a pussy to this day.
This post was edited on 8/28/18 at 7:21 pm
Posted on 8/28/18 at 7:41 pm to Slagathor
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Slagathor
That thread is fantastic
Posted on 8/28/18 at 8:17 pm to L1C4
Could not hold it. shite on the outside of the elevator parking garage. It was literally explosive. Waddled my way to the airport bathroom to leave my undies and clean up.
Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:44 am to L1C4
Walked face-first into a giant support column in the middle of the mall. I was high as shite. Hat exploded off my head and everything. I think you could hear it from the other side of the building.
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:31 am to Pectus
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Cried when I didn't want to fight a dude in middle school.
Jeez, bro. Just run away. Flight is just as legitimate a form of defense as fight. Got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. But to the stand there and cry? That's like shiting yourself to get out of a fight or....
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:59 am to L1C4
Asked a woman with a little bit of a protruding stomach if she was pregnant in front of her co workers. She wasn’t.
Never again........
Never again........
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:59 am to L1C4
This post was edited on 8/29/18 at 9:00 am
Posted on 8/29/18 at 9:28 am to MorbidTheClown
So we were baptizing my son , church was full , there were a few other babies being baptized also . So they had this round fountain and it was 3’ deep , so me the wife and two godparents and the baby were up there with the priest , as he was doing the baptism I had my wedding ring on my pinkie finger twirling it around and I dropped it in the fountain, so My wife or the priest didn’t notice but the godparents seen it happen and they are doing there best not to crack up laughing.....
So I figured I would leave it and go back afterwards and get my ring out of the water , well as we are about to sit down back in the pews the priest says loudly “ it looks like somebody lost some jewelry “ so have to get up walk back up there and get my ring as he is rolling up his sleeve and digging it out of the fountain.
My FIL had filmed it and you can hear the ring hit the water and at that you can read my lips of my silently mouthing “ oh frick “
So I figured I would leave it and go back afterwards and get my ring out of the water , well as we are about to sit down back in the pews the priest says loudly “ it looks like somebody lost some jewelry “ so have to get up walk back up there and get my ring as he is rolling up his sleeve and digging it out of the fountain.
My FIL had filmed it and you can hear the ring hit the water and at that you can read my lips of my silently mouthing “ oh frick “
Posted on 8/29/18 at 10:29 am to L1C4
I woke up on the I10 service road near Cleary after a Halloween costume party. No idea how I got there but I know I shite myself either on the way or once passed out.
It had dried up all in my leg hairs, it was foul as frick.
It had dried up all in my leg hairs, it was foul as frick.
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