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re: What's the most absurd ticket you've ever received ?
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:42 pm to Walt OReilly
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:42 pm to Walt OReilly
A cop wrecked into the back of me and I got one. He then wrongfully charged me with 3rd offense.
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Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:43 pm to markasaurus
74 in a 70 on a sunny day.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:48 pm to markasaurus
"crossing a parade route" in nola between parades, turns out its not an actually crime, stupid pig
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:57 pm to fightin tigers
152 in a 55.
I didn't know I was going that fast. Speedo only went to 150.
Asked me, after he cuffed me, why I was doing 152...
I told him didn't have the spark advance quite right or I might have pulled 155 out of her.......needless to say he didn't appreciate the joke very much.
And before the onset of "I call BS" posters reply I'll add that it was a '72 Roadrunner w/ a .060" over 340c.u.engine, balanced and blue-printed, that was probably pushing 400+ hp. With a number painted on the side I probably could have blended into the pack at a Nascar race for a couple laps at least.
Aaaahhhhh...Spring Break in Fla......good times.
I didn't know I was going that fast. Speedo only went to 150.
Asked me, after he cuffed me, why I was doing 152...
I told him didn't have the spark advance quite right or I might have pulled 155 out of her.......needless to say he didn't appreciate the joke very much.
And before the onset of "I call BS" posters reply I'll add that it was a '72 Roadrunner w/ a .060" over 340c.u.engine, balanced and blue-printed, that was probably pushing 400+ hp. With a number painted on the side I probably could have blended into the pack at a Nascar race for a couple laps at least.
Aaaahhhhh...Spring Break in Fla......good times.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:57 pm to markasaurus
Seatbelt for running a yellow light in Monroe,la.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:00 pm to markasaurus
In a span of 30 minutes, received a ticket for doing 53 in a 50 zone (guilty as charged), fine was $167.50!!! AND threatened with felony arrest OR payment of $.62 cent fine by the Post Office for tampering with federal property (mail box) when I left some information at my friends direction...
Tuttle, Oklahoma serious about their revenue...
Tuttle, Oklahoma serious about their revenue...
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:00 pm to markasaurus
I got a ticket for seatbelts once. They had a roadblock set up in between the backroad between Walmart and target. I was the passenger too.
Another time, I stopped at a crosswalk to let people go. After they passed I got pulled over and ticketed because I didn't wait long enough at the crosswalk.
Another time, I stopped at a crosswalk to let people go. After they passed I got pulled over and ticketed because I didn't wait long enough at the crosswalk.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:01 pm to markasaurus
Urinating in public. Just because you're outside doesn't mean you're in public
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:02 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
Camera ticket for speeding through school zone
School was out for the summer
School was out for the summer
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:05 pm to markasaurus
Drag racing...was actually not racing, just a buddy and me rolling on our bikes...
Old man Saloom did not like bikers at all.
30 day suspended jail sentence.
1 year probation
250 fine.
Old man Saloom did not like bikers at all.
30 day suspended jail sentence.
1 year probation
250 fine.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:07 pm to Solo Cam
Washington exit north of Opelousas, 80 in a 75 while going down a hill. Seems Washington gives tickets for any and everything
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:08 pm to markasaurus
Drinking in public. Commons apartments BR 2005. I was of age and in the courtyard. It's not public. It got thrown out by judge
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:13 pm to dpd901
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The trooper walked up to my car with a stop watch and told me I was following too close to the car in front of me... 1.87 seconds instead of 2.0 seconds.
That's not actually the law
It's more of a guideline
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:25 pm to markasaurus
I deserved the ticket I got (going 84 in a 70), but I had just been passed by a Chrysler 300 that was going at least 95.
When the cop came to my window, the first thing he asked was if I was trying to keep up with the Chrysler 300.
So I asked why he pulled me over instead of him, and he said "We can't catch 'em all."
Seemed like a pretty lazy excuse to me.
When the cop came to my window, the first thing he asked was if I was trying to keep up with the Chrysler 300.
So I asked why he pulled me over instead of him, and he said "We can't catch 'em all."
Seemed like a pretty lazy excuse to me.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:26 pm to markasaurus
I got ticketed by a State Trooper who said I was 15 miles over the speed limit and I know for a fact I was only 5.
Lying sack of shite. I got the ticket reduced.
Lying sack of shite. I got the ticket reduced.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:33 pm to markasaurus
I received a ticket to a Rush concert one time. I think it permanently damaged my hearing.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:35 pm to markasaurus
28 in a 25 on Keesler AFB.
Got out of it
Got out of it
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:37 pm to Prosecuted Collins
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Texting While Driving.
I didn't know cops actually wrote tickets for this. Maybe there is hope.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:39 pm to markasaurus
Camera ticket for 23 in a 20 mph school zone. 75 bucks.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:40 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
Always nice to be douche and brag huh?
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