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re: What's the longest stretch that you've spent locked up?

Posted on 10/12/24 at 1:03 pm to
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
43148 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 1:03 pm to
6 hours in an orange jumpsuit
golden meadow jail
Posted by ZenFNmaster
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2007
2801 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 1:28 pm to
I spent a year in Illinois Youth Dept. of Corrections. Well, 1 day short of a year, due to sentencing guidelines. Got into a fight, broke a kid's jaw and orbital bone.
His uncle was the mayor of the town we lived in, and his dad was a detective with the police dept. Had it been any other kid, I probably would have only spent a few days in juvenile hall.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
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Posted on 10/12/24 at 2:00 pm to
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Good. Maybe you can help put down all these pit bulls eating children.


I'll feed you to my pit bulls, bitch
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
84422 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 2:09 pm to
About 4-5 hours in drunk tank after public intox on campus literally the day of my last final.

No fricks given now, but back then I was panicking like hell that the company that had given me an offer would pull it.
This post was edited on 10/12/24 at 2:10 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
36345 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 2:17 pm to
Around 18 months between juvie, a few weeks of house arrest, and state boot camp at 16-17. Brought it all on myself. In retrospect it was the best thing that could have happened to me. Juvie scared the hell out of me, because if juvie was this bad, I wanted nothing to do with real prison and boot camp convinced me to join the military, something I'd previously dismissed out of hand.

Got all my trouble out while I was still young enough to escape with a sealed record, and went on to have a successful military career which also put me through college. Haven't even had a traffic ticket since I turned 18 (27 years ago).
This post was edited on 10/12/24 at 4:28 pm
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
5807 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 2:19 pm to
2 days in EBRP Prison. @ 17
Posted by WillFerrellisking
Member since Jun 2019
1950 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 2:28 pm to
Overnight
Posted by PCHSDawg
Pine Belt
Member since Oct 2014
326 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 2:36 pm to
Did an 8 year sentence in the submarine fleet. Worst was 8 weeks submerged in the Persian Gulf on the USS Olympia.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21136 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 2:41 pm to
A couple of weeks in my room when I was grounded for skipping school
Posted by armytiger96
Member since Sep 2007
1621 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 2:45 pm to
Four years at USMA . . . While technically its not a prison it sure as hell was run like one!
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
54915 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 2:50 pm to
5days
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
2152 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 2:54 pm to
47 minutes at EBR Parish Prison. Got processed, but never saw a holding cell.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
10026 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 2:57 pm to
The average American commits three felonies a day unwittingly. Not destroying the tax stamp on a pack of cigarettes, etc.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51490 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 3:27 pm to
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Got all my trouble out while I was still young enough to escape with a sealed record

Same. I've had a few traffic tickets and all, but no real legal trouble since I was 16 - 30 years ago. My record as an adult is squeaky clean.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19813 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 3:30 pm to
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The average American commits three felonies a day unwittingly.

No, they fricking don't. The average person doesn't even commit 3 misdemeanors a day.
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
11510 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 3:31 pm to
About 15 hours
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
11510 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 3:38 pm to
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No, they fricking don't. The average person doesn't even commit 3 misdemeanors a day.
It’s theoretically possible that an American commits three felonies a day on average. But only because sizable minority of Americans (drug dealers, drug purchasers, financial criminals, habitual unlicensed drivers, etc.) commit many felonies every day (and not unwittingly).
Posted by redstick13
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Member since Feb 2007
39788 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 3:41 pm to
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Same. I've had a few traffic tickets and all, but no real legal trouble since I was 16 - 30 years ago. My record as an adult is squeaky clean.


Same but hopping a ride on a passing firetruck in a moment of stupidity in the FQ will land you 24 hours in OPP.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
18896 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 3:48 pm to
Nice Rambo
Posted by lsufan9193969700
Madisonville
Member since Sep 2003
55698 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 4:14 pm to
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