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re: What's the issue with the word "moist"?

Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:10 am to
Posted by REB BEER
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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:10 am to
Things must've changed in the last 15 years. When I was in college, girls didn't seem to mind it. As a matter of fact, it was the word they used to describe when they were horny.
Posted by Ash Williams
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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:12 am to
Just something for single chicks to complain about bc they don't have significant others to bitch at
Posted by LewDawg
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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:13 am to
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:15 am to
quote:

Maybe "soggy" is a better word.


As in "soggy bottom"?

Posted by The Pirate King
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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:15 am to
I think most girls associate moist with yeast infections
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:16 am to
I really don't get it
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:16 am to
quote:

I really don't get it


Yes you do. Think about it.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:17 am to
I don't get the issue, dummy
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:20 am to
Sorry I gave you too much credit.

I understand that you don't have an issue with the word, but not "getting it" is a whole other problem.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:21 am to
quote:

Lots of girls hate the word. It's weird.

Moist. Sounds like yeast. So when you say, "you're fricking pussy is so moist," chicks think "you're fricking pussy is full of yeast." That's how broads think.

Just use "wet" instead of "moist." Chicks love "wet."
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:23 am to
I think Eddie Murphy playing Grandma Klump ruined it for the ladies!

"Michael Douglas is the only white man who ever made me moist."

He said it more like,"mooeroyst".
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:23 am to
Nah, bruh. Tell dat ho she soggy. Bitches love soggy.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:23 am to
No. You were probably trying to make a joke and gave yourself too much credit
Posted by TigerPanzer
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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:24 am to
quote:

Bitches love soggy.

Doggie. Bitches love doggie.
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:27 am to
quote:

You were probably trying to make a joke and gave yourself too much credit


On second thought, I'm sure that's it.
Posted by Grassy1
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:30 am to
quote:

Moist. Sounds like yeast.


wut?
Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:43 am to
I love the word. Makes me think of "moist vagina"! How could any straight male NOT like that???
Posted by runforrestrun
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 11/10/14 at 11:31 am to
The first I ever heard "moist" used in that context was here:

Nutty Professor Dinner Scene

Still cracks me up when I see it.
This post was edited on 11/10/14 at 11:33 am
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81222 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 11:33 am to
One person decided they hate it on the internet, and then everyone followed suit.

Not that the might not feel that way, but they probably weren't even aware they hated it before they heard someone else say that they did.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 11:40 am to
quote:

Only acceptable use is when talking about a cake.


First place my mind goes when I hear the word moist is a nice, fluffy, moist piece of chocalate cake. Good to know I'm a fatass before a a pervert.
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