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Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42264 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:23 pm to
I’m trying to curse less


What I wanted to say was that’s fricking gross and those pieces of shite should be ashamed, but I refrained
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:24 pm to
I ate McDonalds 5 times in one day in college once.

Breakfast - Egg McMuffin, hash brown, Coke
Lunch - Big Mac, large fries, large Coke
2nd lunch - 2 Cheeseburgers, strawberry shake
Dinner - Big Mac, Large fries, large Coke
2nd dinner - Large fries, strawberry shake

Felt like complete arse the entire next day, guessing from all the sodium.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29569 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:24 pm to
I stayed out all night partying (if you know what I mean) one night then played a golf tournament in the morning, probably went 19 or so hours without eating.

Got home, ordered and ate two large pepperoni pizzas from Pizza Inn alone.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37873 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:25 pm to
I eat entire unopened packages of bacon for meals.

Does that count?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

I ate McDonalds 5 times in one day in college once.

Jesus. Are you a Hobbit?
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77516 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

A double hamburger, with the ends made of grilled cheese sandwiches.

Grilled Cheese Patty Bun Patty Grilled Cheese

Well I'm trying this
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50722 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:27 pm to
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I eat entire unopened packages of bacon for meals.

Does that count?


It counts as winning.
Posted by MickeyLikesDags21
Member since Apr 2019
6641 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

I ate McDonalds 5 times in one day in college once.

Breakfast - Egg McMuffin, hash brown, Coke
Lunch - Big Mac, large fries, large Coke
2nd lunch - 2 Cheeseburgers, strawberry shake
Dinner - Big Mac, Large fries, large Coke
2nd dinner - Large fries, strawberry shake


Guessing this was you on the toilet the next morning

Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

Are you a Hobbit?




Nah, I'm 6'4" and was around 175 in college. Played a lot of basketball, rode mountain bike, jogged, etc. I was very active and had a huge appetite back then. Ate an entire large Papa John's pizza on the reg back then.

I'm closer to 205 pounds now and can only do 2-3 slices of pizza in a sitting these days.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4192 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:29 pm to
I was 21 or 22 at the time. High as frick and hungry. Hit up Popeyes drive thru planning to get a 3 or 4 piece combo. Bitch comes on the mic and says, “Welcome to Popeyes, would you like to try our 13 piece, family size fries, and 6 biscuits?” I distinctly remember thinking to myself...I sure the frick would.

I bring it home, sit on the couch in front of my roommates, and proceed to eat the whole fricking thing to everyone’s amazement.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4557 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:29 pm to
In college in get a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and froyo and mix it all together. Sometimes, I’d use Reese’s puffs.
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6337 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:30 pm to
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I once made a sandwich where I used poptarts as the slices of bread with peanut butter, marshmallow fluff, and Nutella in between.


ugh, gross
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53519 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:31 pm to
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Ate an entire large Papa John's pizza on the reg back then.

I used to eat a $5 large from Dominos after football practice in HS pretty regularly. I probably still could eat one but i'd be pretty miserable afterwards.
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8521 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

She was 262lbs and I loved it



Bet she could suck start a Harley.
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6337 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:32 pm to
I guess my worse was when i went to the house of seafood buffet in Bush and stuffed myself so bad i had to pull over to a gas station to vomit enormous amounts of fish and shrimps. Still worth it.
Posted by MickeyLikesDags21
Member since Apr 2019
6641 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

She was 262lbs and I loved it


Bet she could suck start a Harley.


The trick is having bite size treats you can throw them so they know they're doing a good job
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

French fries are as unhealthy there is


Care to retype this in English?
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20883 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:37 pm to
Those responses make you realize just how fricking disgusting obese people are. I feel like I eat like a fat moron but have never been more than 20 pounds overweight. These people pushing 100+ pounds of excess fat are shoving marshmallow Nutella pop tart sandwiches into their mouths and somehow, people in power think non-fat fricks should supplement their healthcare.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

I probably still could eat one



No way I could. Hell, I usually only eat 2 meals a day these days - breakfast and lunch. Getting old kills your metabolism and appetite.

We went out for pizza one night a few weeks ago, and I could barely finish the 2nd slice, but I had had a few beers before the pizza arrived.
Posted by Johnny Roastbeef
Somewhere in Bartow County
Member since Sep 2018
2054 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:38 pm to
I ate Taco Bell 4 straight nights in college. And that was after drinking a few beers too
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