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re: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done to get with a woman?
Posted on 8/11/17 at 5:16 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 8/11/17 at 5:16 pm to theunknownknight
Drove from Covington to Crowley at 1 am
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Posted on 8/11/17 at 5:16 pm to roguetiger15
Broke up with a good one for a slutty one.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 5:28 pm to theunknownknight
Went to back to back Sunday services at The Healing Place church. It was Trinity or something back then. First time I've ever experienced the speaking in tongues bullshite. Second Sunday was invited to Sunday dinner with her family after services and I knew I was in. 2 things got me outta there - the cult like church and the way she talked so much constant shite to her kid about her ex-husband. Maybe he deserved it, maybe not, but she poisoned that poor kids mind.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 5:37 pm to Pectus
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You think he got the girl? Or her friend he made cry?
He got neither girl. She went straight home and texted the quarterback on the 8th grade football team.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 5:51 pm to knowingabyss
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Dropped $400 on this jacket to try and act like a baller, I returned that shite so fast lol
Only a chosen few can wear an eight-ball jacket.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 6:19 pm to deeprig9
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So ... after school there was talent show rehearsal that she and I were both in, so I went to Kroger to get flowers and came back, walked into theater, gave them to her in front of a bunch of people, it was really awkward and embarrassing for her probably more than me, she never made eye contact with me ever again after that and the fail made its way around the school and it was just humiliating.
Hey Man at least you gave it a shot. Most people's number 1 regret is they never tried. I salute you
Posted on 8/11/17 at 6:53 pm to FLObserver
Posted on 8/11/17 at 6:57 pm to theunknownknight
While in the military myself and another buddy rented some surfboards and went down to the beach. While at the beach we spotted some good looking ladies we jumped in the ocean about a 100 yds away we paddled the boards up where they were at and then got out of the ocean. We sat next to the ladies and told them we were surfers from calfornia(that's where my car was registered at the time) just traveling the country surfing. We hooked up with ladies for weekend and everytime they asked if we were gonna go surfing that weekend we made up shite like hurt shoulders or that bum knee. In the early am Monday morning we left for that next surfing destination. Wink wink
This post was edited on 8/11/17 at 7:22 pm
Posted on 8/11/17 at 7:02 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
Circa 1995 a friend of mine went into the old projects in NO at night to bang a black chick he had met. Can't believe that boy's pecker never got him killed.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 7:08 pm to theunknownknight
Meth.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 7:22 pm to OysterPoBoy
Told my wife, i dont care if you get off birth control. Now theres no way out.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 8:04 pm to theunknownknight
I had to talk about my feelings and where "this" was going.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 8:32 pm to theunknownknight
pay her tuition
she's quasi famous now too
she's quasi famous now too
Posted on 8/11/17 at 9:03 pm to X123F45
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play her and her friends off of each other.
I thought this was bullshite until I actually tried it. If I would have been smarter I could have saved myself a lot of trouble in college.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 9:05 pm to GarnetStrand
Gave blood for a sorority fundraiser....although I may have saved a life, I did not get any.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 9:11 pm to theunknownknight
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever done to get with a woman
Slept on her toilet butt naked for 3 days
Posted on 8/11/17 at 9:18 pm to Pectus
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Dancing for a girl crush
Future neckbeard in training.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 9:20 pm to Chad504boy
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i missed that one. alexa looked like a freak
Chill out Roman Polanski.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 9:23 pm to roguetiger15
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acted like not having a tv in her house wasn't a big deal. she was hot but extremely loco.
Why is not having a TV a big deal? Some people have other interests and hobbies. I know several people that don't, and it's not because of money.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 9:25 pm to CCTider
Dumbest thing I've ever done for sex?
Drive drunk
Drive drunk
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