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re: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done to get with a woman?
Posted on 8/11/17 at 4:00 pm to deeprig9
Posted on 8/11/17 at 4:00 pm to deeprig9
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So senior year, last semester.... Valentine's Day... my friends convinced me to give her flowers at school.. they all said 'come on man, do it do it, you don't have a gf and she doesn't have a bf, you never know until you try, no regrets blah blah' and they pump me up to do it.
These "friends" were not looking out for your best interests. They knew you'd bomb.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 4:02 pm to theunknownknight
Told her I was gay cause she wanted to turn one.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 4:03 pm to theunknownknight
Went to Athens GA for an Eric Church concert my sophomore year. 3 hours away from Columbia. Got hammered and ran into a girl I knew from my hometown. All my buddies were leaving to drive back to Columbia and she talked me into staying with her in her dorm.
Woke up to a pretty bad panic attack. Had to get a friend from Clemson to come pick me up and take me to Clemson then get a pledge to come up from Columbia and bring me back.
Spent all day that Saturday with this chick and her roommate going to bed bath and beyond, firehouse subs, Harris Teeter, everywhere until I could fine a ride. It was a nightmare.
Woke up to a pretty bad panic attack. Had to get a friend from Clemson to come pick me up and take me to Clemson then get a pledge to come up from Columbia and bring me back.
Spent all day that Saturday with this chick and her roommate going to bed bath and beyond, firehouse subs, Harris Teeter, everywhere until I could fine a ride. It was a nightmare.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 4:05 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 8/11/17 at 4:08 pm to Pectus
solidified that friend zone status
Posted on 8/11/17 at 4:08 pm to Pectus
My soul hurts after watching 3 seconds of that. frick.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 4:09 pm to 777Tiger
I remember there was a pretty big thread on this vid. 
Posted on 8/11/17 at 4:09 pm to theunknownknight
Stayed up for 55 hours. I worked nights at the time and she wanted to hang out during the day.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 4:10 pm to Pectus
That guy has smoother moves than you pectus.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 4:10 pm to Cdawg
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That guy has smoother moves than you pectus.
I hope so!
You think he got the girl? Or her friend he made cry?
Posted on 8/11/17 at 4:10 pm to theunknownknight
Paid straight cash homey
Posted on 8/11/17 at 4:13 pm to Pectus
i missed that one. alexa looked like a freak
Posted on 8/11/17 at 4:19 pm to Pectus
mos def her. The friend was crying from laughing so hard.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 4:21 pm to theunknownknight
At Woodstock '99, took whatever pills this girl handed me without thinking about it twice. Worked like a charm, from what I remember. Got laid as soon as the giant purple donkey was nice enough to leave the tent.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 4:22 pm to theunknownknight
LNCHBOX became an androgynous feminist
Top that
Top that
Posted on 8/11/17 at 4:24 pm to Pectus
quote:Props to Garrett, but he has no chance with Alexa, c'mon!!!
Dancing for a girl crush
Posted on 8/11/17 at 4:35 pm to Pectus
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Dancing for a girl crush
Shari's Berries- Bill Burr
This post was edited on 8/11/17 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 8/11/17 at 5:02 pm to mikelbr
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Bought her and her two kids and their three friends supper at the Chimes. I didn't even get the hole afterwards.
You should have ordered the most expensive things on the menu, gotten sloppy drunk, then insisted her kids pay for it.
Posted on 8/11/17 at 5:13 pm to theunknownknight
acted like not having a tv in her house wasn't a big deal. she was hot but extremely loco.
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