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re: What’s the craziest thing you ever seen in a parking lot?

Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:20 am to
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:20 am to
I got jerked off in a parking lot while in college. That was pretty crazy to see. We were not in a car.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5163 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:25 am to
Co-workers story. Co-worker A just taken delivery of a 911 targa. Pulled forward of a spot in the parking garage planning to back in. Co-worker B pulled her Honda Odyssey into the spot. Co-worker A hopped out ranting and raving...put car in neutral instead of park. Car rolled down the ramp and hit co-worker C's chevvy 2500 with big bull bar on front.

Funniest part was, co-worker B wasn't having it. Grabbed her chik-fil-a bag and proceeded to walk in nonchalantly, while co-worker A cursed her.
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6293 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:28 am to
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Wasn't horse shtt. No grass or grain

Wait. You got close enough to determine this?
Posted by hottub
Member since Dec 2012
3351 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:28 am to
Shady part of LA County for work. Hotel next to convienent store. There for 2 weeks and saw a dude getting a BJ in the store parking lot and few days later, some peeps shooting up.
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:29 am to
Walking back to car in parking lot at grocery store. Shrubs in front of my truck. Thought I saw a dog in the shrubs. All the sudden this old woman stands up, had been crouching, and pulls up her pants. She had taken a crap in the shrubs in the middle of the parking lot. She proceeded to get back in the passenger side of the car. No wipe. No care.
Posted by putt1058
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2008
842 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:13 pm to
Saw some idiot power-braking his truck into a PARKING SPACE with 3 little kids in the back seat of the truck. Got out of the truck and admired his "peel out marks" with his kids.

Guess it's an LP kinda thang. Sad.
Posted by Rabbs and QStick
Houston
Member since Apr 2012
2831 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:23 pm to
One night heading out of town early in the morning [2:00ish] I was driving through Port Allen on 190 and looked over and noticed an African American male had his pants down to ankles in the parking lot of some bar. Well quickly I noticed he was banging the shite out of some African American broad
This post was edited on 6/22/18 at 1:24 pm
Posted by jscrims
Lost
Member since May 2008
3555 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:27 pm to
On Oahu, in Aiea near the bowling alley I saw a homeless woman pee into a cup standing up, reach down on the ground and grab an old crumpled newspaper to use as a wipe. She then just tossed both on the ground and walked up to some local begging for change.

This was done in front of about 15-20 people as if it was completely normal.
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15182 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:35 pm to
I have 2 stories. I didn't really SEE it since I was involved with both.

1.) Had sex with a girl in the parking lot of a church in high school

2.) Had sex with a girl in the parking lot of the Bulldog in BR around 3 am one night.

I don't think the stories quite count buttt....
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21346 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:36 pm to
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Homeless guy taking a shite out in the open


Allow me to 1 down you. A homeless guy was walking behind me from my office to my parking lot and then when I got in my car he was just relieving himself on an ivy wall of the parking lot. And the place he had previously come out of was a homeless shelter that obviously has bathrooms for them to use. I'm assuming he was mentally ill. He stared at me sitting in my car the entire time.
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21346 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:37 pm to
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Some baw in a truck not backing into a space.


Is this a thing? It just clicked in my head that every baw I know backs his truck into every space.
Posted by TigerVespamon
Member since Dec 2010
6132 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 6:22 pm to
quote:

Port Aransas?
Gulf Shores, Alabama. I was catching up on the OT, while wife and kids were in souvenir store. A church group had been taking group pics in front of the shark. Had I seen the OP sooner I would have gotten a pic of one group making goofy faces. Cracked up when they did it . Wish I’d have gotten that one.
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12008 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 6:36 pm to
Around 1996 , I saw this old long blonde-headed lady in an old van pulling out of a parking lot near College Drive. Had no top on and large saggy breasts open for the world to see. I think she was an ex hippie
This post was edited on 6/22/18 at 6:38 pm
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11764 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 6:44 pm to
saw a buddy of mine burning up his tires in the parking lot of winn dixie next to superior grill.
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
4481 posts
Posted on 6/23/18 at 12:24 am to
Saw some baw getting it on in a parking lot in Picayune a couple of weeks ago at 10:00 in the morning. Figured it was one of the OT regulars, so l let him nail it un-uninterrupted.

Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32508 posts
Posted on 6/23/18 at 12:27 am to
I saw a UHaul burn to the ground with someone’s possessions burning up. Not sure what happened, me and a buddy were stopping for beer at a truck stop.
Posted by beaverfever
Little Rock
Member since Jan 2008
32737 posts
Posted on 6/23/18 at 12:40 am to
This will sound like a joke but I really did see two gentlemen fighting in a sonic “parking lot” the other day. That wasn’t that crazy because I was in SW Little Rock but it was weird. I saw Houston Nutt in a parking lot once.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 6/23/18 at 4:59 am to
Saw one of those big heavy lumber carts at home depot gradually pick up speed before slamming into a brand new pickup.

One time I saw a lady pulling around a concrete pillar in a parking garage she cut the corner. She ran the entire side of the truck across the corner of the pillar. It peeled that bumper strip off the doors and turned it into a pretzel.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90818 posts
Posted on 6/23/18 at 10:34 am to
In college at MSU leaving the bar and saw a chick butt naked bent over her car getting railed in front of about 100 people, including the deputy sheriffs.

We all just watched
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90818 posts
Posted on 6/23/18 at 10:45 am to
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Some radio station was pulling a publicity stunt and dropped a bunch of turkeys out of a helicopter, and they couldn't fly. The carnage was incredible.


I'm laughing so hard imagining this scene
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