re: What’s the craziest drinking night you’ve had with your S/O?

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don't know about craziest, but several where we were both pretty damn sure we had sex, but neither of us could remember

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Same. We like to have fun and recently moved where we can now walk to a lot of bars/restaurants. As we’ve aged the hangovers have gotten 10x worse so it’s not as frequent by any means, but that’s the check box of a fun night.

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My wife married an African, so...
Maybe just stop trying.

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It's good she could her marry her boyfriend.

Oh. Or are you saying you're not a racist cause you're African?

Really?

We were out drinking in Frankfurt about 15 years ago and were completely shitfaced when we walked into a bar we'd never been to before. The door guy walked us through a normal looking crowded bar and we figured he was taking us to a table.

Instead he walked us into a locker room and handed us a couple of towels. I don't remember the details or why we thought it was a good idea (again, we were very fricked up) but he let us know that we should change into the towels and he'd be back in a few minutes to seat us and that's what we did.

We thought that maybe we were going to a hot tub or something but he escorted us right back out into the middle of the crowded bar where EVERYONE else was dressed normally. We didn't know what to do at that point so we sat down in our bath towels, ordered drinks, downed them as fast as we could, got dressed and got the frick out of there.

I still have no idea wtf that was all about.

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still have no idea wtf that was all about.

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Dude that's some crazy shite. Did you ever get any sort of context??

Bella, are you mad at me for me bringing up the possibility of you being a man??

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Dude that's some crazy shite. Did you ever get any sort of context??

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None.

Mine was wide awake thankfully! That cue ball to the head
gave me the time I needed. Thx, Lisa!

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She blacked out, threw up everywhere, ate, and passed the frick out.

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she's gonna puke again.

on the bright side she may feel better and want to get back in the game.

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Bj on the drive home after 2.5 margaritas. Thats about as crazy as I get.

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You sound like a fun girl, Bella. Lol

LSU/Ole Miss game in 2002. We tailgated early and she was drinking Red Bull and vodkas and shooting goldschlager . A couple of hours later she was shite faced and ended up stabbing a guy in the face with her car keys (ended up losing his right eye) because he said Corey Webster’s mom was a lesbian. Campus security came out and she maced them (had the anti rap mace key chain as it was Derrick Todd Lee era) Cops came and took her away, ended up doing a year (got off early on good behavior). Was a terrible Thanksgiving as I still went to her parents house for Thanksgiving (was arrested 2 days before thanksgiving). She ended up doing 3 months (got off early for good time) and we’ve been married ever since. I’d never tell her this, but, I do think Corey’s mom is at least bi