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What's the best pickup line
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:52 am
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:52 am
you've ever used or had used on you?
I was in Rouse's last night and this beautiful woman is looking at me smiling. I walk up to her and tell her she looks just like my 2nd wife. She asks, "How many times you been married?" I said, "Only once."
A few minutes later we're in the parking lot having car sex - bong chika bong bong.
Turns out she gets turned having sex in public. The risk of getting caught gives her an adrenaline rush.
I'm going out with her today. I can't wait to see what happens next.
I was in Rouse's last night and this beautiful woman is looking at me smiling. I walk up to her and tell her she looks just like my 2nd wife. She asks, "How many times you been married?" I said, "Only once."
A few minutes later we're in the parking lot having car sex - bong chika bong bong.
Turns out she gets turned having sex in public. The risk of getting caught gives her an adrenaline rush.
I'm going out with her today. I can't wait to see what happens next.
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Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:53 am to lshuge
“Hey.”
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:53 am to lshuge
This didn’t happen.
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:53 am to lshuge
Let’s go to my place and cook some breakfast.
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:53 am to lshuge
Rouses parking lot? Sounds trashy
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:53 am to lshuge
This is who NOT to ask that question of:
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:54 am to lshuge
I heard chantix will really get you dreaming.
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:54 am to lshuge
You wanna see my Danny Woodhead?
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:54 am to lshuge
“Sup bitch I post on the O-T”
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:55 am to lshuge
quote:
What's the best pickup line
“Hey baby, want to take a trip to Monaco with me on my yacht?”
“I have a Ferrari”
“I’m a radiologist”
Etc.
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:55 am to lshuge
quote:
bong chika bong bong.
Pot head?
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:56 am to lshuge
"Hello. I'm extremely wealthy."
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:56 am to lshuge
I lost my teddy bear can you sleep with me?
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:57 am to lshuge
I usually just offer to loosen the chains, that somewhat picks up their spirits
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:58 am to lshuge
Reality: You met the fat girl who was the last woman standing at closing time. She gunned you down. You went out to your car and whacked off because it turns you on to do that in public.
This post was edited on 3/24/19 at 10:09 am
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:58 am to lshuge
Say guhl
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:58 am to windshieldman
the old "does this smell like chloroform to you?" has never failed me
Posted on 3/24/19 at 10:03 am to lshuge
“Hey how’s your pussy doing?”
Had a fried that used to say that.
Had a fried that used to say that.
Posted on 3/24/19 at 10:03 am to lshuge
How old is this woman?
Posted on 3/24/19 at 10:04 am to lshuge
“Shut up, bitch. Get in the van.”
This post was edited on 3/24/19 at 10:05 am
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