re: What’s the best dating app?

Posted by xxTIMMYxx

Member since Aug 2019

17562 posts

Posted on 12/19/21 at 12:56 am to xxTIMMYxx

These damn filters! Good thing they are obvious.

Posted by Kankles

Member since Dec 2012

5916 posts

Posted on 12/19/21 at 1:45 am to xxTIMMYxx

I’ve had a ton of success with iMessage & your mom

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Posted by LSUandAU

Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA

Member since Apr 2009

4952 posts

Posted on 12/19/21 at 1:58 am to Kankles

Ancestry.com will line-up 2nd and 3rd cousins for you...just spring for the DNA test and a nominal monthly fee.

Family reunions pull a lot of girls...just spring for your transportation, decent cologne, potato salad and some rolls.

Posted by davyjones

NELA

Member since Feb 2019

30201 posts

Posted on 12/19/21 at 2:04 am to Kankles

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& your mom

Damn that's cold blooded. I was gonna say either catch an airplane to Thailand for a couple few weeks, or club one over the head and drag back to the cave strategy.

This post was edited on 12/19/21 at 3:23 am

Posted by rexorotten

Missouri

Member since Oct 2013

3933 posts

Posted on 12/19/21 at 2:07 am to lsu xman

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You got 1600-1800/month?

I'll pay whoever 3000/month not to frick him.

Posted by Rize

Spring Texas

Member since Sep 2011

15829 posts

Posted on 12/19/21 at 2:37 am to rexorotten

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I'll pay whoever 3000/month not to frick him.

Marty quit trying to launder money on the OT.

Posted by mikelbr

Baton Rouge

Member since Apr 2008

47528 posts

Posted on 12/19/21 at 3:15 am to xxTIMMYxx

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A lot more than that. It doesn’t matter. I pass the eye test. Looking for the best crop

Top or bottom?

Posted by xxTIMMYxx

Member since Aug 2019

17562 posts

Posted on 12/19/21 at 3:15 am to Kankles

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I’ve had a ton of success with iMessage & your mom

my mom is in her 70’s and she’s a bigger a-hole than me

Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan

369 Cardboard Box Lane

Member since Nov 2019

10280 posts

Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:16 am to xxTIMMYxx

I've found plenty of strange on eros.com

This post was edited on 12/19/21 at 7:21 am

Posted by TaderSalad

mudbug territory

Member since Jul 2014

24664 posts

Posted on 12/19/21 at 5:36 am to xxTIMMYxx

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4 year health hiatus

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Have had health problems

You sound fat.

Posted by KLSU

Baton Rouge

Member since Sep 2003

10324 posts

Posted on 12/19/21 at 6:57 am to xxTIMMYxx

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I’ve spent the last hour swiping. There are 7 or 8 in my range. Have to watch out for that liberal label though. Ive liked living alone the last 4 years, because people are fricking crazy. It’s so peaceful. I live in the NE. Gonna be a time bomb it’s all a part

I’m not sure how to help you except to tell you to stay away from any site that makes you create a written profile.

Posted by USMEagles

Member since Jan 2018

11811 posts

Posted on 12/19/21 at 7:19 am to HoboDickCheese

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Forget about the apps and hit the local farmers market, pumpkin patches, antique shops and libraries

Yup. You'll meet a career girl who's just returning home from Manhattan for Christmas. She doesn't realize how much a man is missing from her life. Needs to slow down and spend 90 minutes relearning the simple, small town virtues of her youth.

Posted by JG77056

Vegas baby, Vegas

Member since Sep 2010

12064 posts

Posted on 12/19/21 at 7:26 am to xxTIMMYxx

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Tried Bumble and it’s a bunch of sea donkeys

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I like bumble

Then maybe checkout SheWhales.com, or their sister site HungryHungryHandmaids.com

Posted by udtiger

Over your left shoulder

Member since Nov 2006

99045 posts

Posted on 12/19/21 at 7:36 am to USMEagles

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Forget about the apps and hit the local farmers market, pumpkin patches, antique shops and libraries

Yup. You'll meet a career girl who's just returning home from Manhattan for Christmas. She doesn't realize how much a man is missing from her life. Needs to slow down and spend 90 minutes relearning the simple, small town virtues of her youth.

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