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re: What's it like being a defense attorney, and what kind are you?

Posted on 3/16/26 at 6:57 pm to
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 6:57 pm to
Why do you think?
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 6:59 pm to
Corporate litigation attorneys have to be the worst. They gather hundreds and thousands of complainants who end up with $10 settlements and a year's subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club while the corporate attorneys take in tens of million$.
Posted by boosiebadazz
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 7:08 pm to
I don’t know. I didn’t make the claim. I don’t know if that was your opinion or the opinion of a doctor you hired to evaluate them.
Posted by doublecutter
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 7:13 pm to
I only know one criminal defense attorney, a frat brother of mine that is somewhat well known. I’m not close to him as I always thought he was a pompous arse. A couple of years ago at an alumni function I heard him say that if someone calls him and tells him that he was arrested for a felony crime, he tells them he cannot speak to them until they pay him a $10K retainer. He said he tells them he doesn’t want to hear or discuss a details until he gets the 10K.

I don’t know if he was just talking big or this is how all criminal attorneys are. I’ll never find out because first , I don’t plan on committing any felonies, and second, if I did, I wouldn’t call him.
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 7:18 pm to
Both. Don’t forget the non-LOP doctors that discharge these folks with Tylenol and ice.
Posted by Arbengal
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 7:23 pm to
[I don't get into trial paths that often but one thing I always have to explain to people is that trials aren't about the truth].

This pretty much sums it up for you kind sir.
Posted by Mushroom1968
Shreveport
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 7:27 pm to
Joshjrn

Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 7:28 pm to
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What's it like being a defense attorney, and what kind are you?
Say I answer.

“What happens next?”

Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:16 pm to
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A couple of years ago at an alumni function I heard him say that if someone calls him and tells him that he was arrested for a felony crime, he tells them he cannot speak to them until they pay him a $10K retainer. He said he tells them he doesn’t want to hear or discuss a details until he gets the 10K.

I don’t know if he was just talking big or this is how all criminal attorneys are. I’ll never find out because first , I don’t plan on committing any felonies, and second, if I did, I wouldn’t call him.

I imagine that would depend on location, but that's certainly not how it works in Louisiana, where we generally get paid a flat fee up front, not a retainer. Beyond that, quoting a fee without meeting with the client is usually a bad business decision. There are good and bad facts, and then there's knowing whether you need to charge an a-hole tax.

I'm sure they exist, but I've never met a criminal defense attorney that wouldn't do a basic consult gratis. Getting the potential client into the office is half the battle; no reason to forfeit that leverage.

Making a court appearance is another animal entirely. Even if you put a client on a payment plan, never let your name appear anywhere on the record unless you've received enough in hand to be begrudgingly content for the whole case. Everything you get paid after that point should be considered gravy. Needing the rest of the payment plan to cover your overhead is a rookie mistake.

As for fees, low level city or state shite will usually start around $1,500 for lower end attorneys at $5,000 for higher end. Guns and drugs with a legit attorney will run you around $12,500. Violent shite with warm bodies pushes $20k. Cold bodies are $25k-$50k as long as death isn't on the table and it's not too salacious.

In federal court, multiply everything by about 10x.
Posted by KemoSabe65
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:38 pm to
Ball park the Motta and Deridder trials
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:42 pm to
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And that's a hill I'll die on.


and we will represent your family against the hill owners after.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
32886 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:49 pm to
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Ball park the Motta and Deridder trials

Rephrase?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:51 pm to
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This pretty much sums it up for you kind sir.

And what does your dishonesty sum up about you?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:52 pm to
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I'm sure they exist, but I've never met a criminal defense attorney that wouldn't do a basic consult gratis

Most here charge $250-350 for a consultation
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
32886 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:54 pm to
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This pretty much sums it up for you kind sir.

Facts don’t have feelings. One side always has the burden of proof. They either have enough evidence to prove their case or they don’t.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:54 pm to
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Ball park the Motta and Deridder trials


That DR case wouldn't shock me if it went over $300k. Id listen to 400k.

Every day of that trial had 4-5 attorneys and multiple support staff. And their days didn't end when court did.

Adam Johnson and Todd Clemons are expensive individually. That lady had both and at least 1 associate from each
This post was edited on 3/16/26 at 8:55 pm
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
32886 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:55 pm to
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Most here charge $250-350 for a consultation

To let a potential paying customer come sit in your office? Seems bad for business
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476919 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:58 pm to
It started with family lawyers. They consider it a lost hour even if they aren't primarily an hourly type of firm. I kind of get it but it's really just a way to squeeze people and make them feel pot committed. Sunk cost fallacy and what not. The person thinks "I don't want to keep throwing away $250 every consult"
Posted by KemoSabe65
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:58 pm to
What would you estimate each of those trials cost? Sorry I want clear originally.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 9:05 pm to
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Do you ever know your client is guilty but still have to defend them?


The vast vast majority are guilty
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