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re: What's it like being a defense attorney, and what kind are you?
Posted on 3/16/26 at 6:57 pm to boosiebadazz
Posted on 3/16/26 at 6:57 pm to boosiebadazz
Why do you think?
Posted on 3/16/26 at 6:59 pm to Mushroom1968
Corporate litigation attorneys have to be the worst. They gather hundreds and thousands of complainants who end up with $10 settlements and a year's subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club while the corporate attorneys take in tens of million$.
Posted on 3/16/26 at 7:08 pm to NIH
I don’t know. I didn’t make the claim. I don’t know if that was your opinion or the opinion of a doctor you hired to evaluate them.
Posted on 3/16/26 at 7:13 pm to HubbaBubba
I only know one criminal defense attorney, a frat brother of mine that is somewhat well known. I’m not close to him as I always thought he was a pompous arse. A couple of years ago at an alumni function I heard him say that if someone calls him and tells him that he was arrested for a felony crime, he tells them he cannot speak to them until they pay him a $10K retainer. He said he tells them he doesn’t want to hear or discuss a details until he gets the 10K.
I don’t know if he was just talking big or this is how all criminal attorneys are. I’ll never find out because first , I don’t plan on committing any felonies, and second, if I did, I wouldn’t call him.
I don’t know if he was just talking big or this is how all criminal attorneys are. I’ll never find out because first , I don’t plan on committing any felonies, and second, if I did, I wouldn’t call him.
Posted on 3/16/26 at 7:18 pm to boosiebadazz
Both. Don’t forget the non-LOP doctors that discharge these folks with Tylenol and ice.
Posted on 3/16/26 at 7:23 pm to SlowFlowPro
[I don't get into trial paths that often but one thing I always have to explain to people is that trials aren't about the truth].
This pretty much sums it up for you kind sir.
This pretty much sums it up for you kind sir.
Posted on 3/16/26 at 7:28 pm to Mushroom1968
quote:Say I answer.
What's it like being a defense attorney, and what kind are you?
“What happens next?”

Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:16 pm to doublecutter
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A couple of years ago at an alumni function I heard him say that if someone calls him and tells him that he was arrested for a felony crime, he tells them he cannot speak to them until they pay him a $10K retainer. He said he tells them he doesn’t want to hear or discuss a details until he gets the 10K.
I don’t know if he was just talking big or this is how all criminal attorneys are. I’ll never find out because first , I don’t plan on committing any felonies, and second, if I did, I wouldn’t call him.
I imagine that would depend on location, but that's certainly not how it works in Louisiana, where we generally get paid a flat fee up front, not a retainer. Beyond that, quoting a fee without meeting with the client is usually a bad business decision. There are good and bad facts, and then there's knowing whether you need to charge an a-hole tax.
I'm sure they exist, but I've never met a criminal defense attorney that wouldn't do a basic consult gratis. Getting the potential client into the office is half the battle; no reason to forfeit that leverage.
Making a court appearance is another animal entirely. Even if you put a client on a payment plan, never let your name appear anywhere on the record unless you've received enough in hand to be begrudgingly content for the whole case. Everything you get paid after that point should be considered gravy. Needing the rest of the payment plan to cover your overhead is a rookie mistake.
As for fees, low level city or state shite will usually start around $1,500 for lower end attorneys at $5,000 for higher end. Guns and drugs with a legit attorney will run you around $12,500. Violent shite with warm bodies pushes $20k. Cold bodies are $25k-$50k as long as death isn't on the table and it's not too salacious.
In federal court, multiply everything by about 10x.
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:38 pm to Joshjrn
Ball park the Motta and Deridder trials
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:42 pm to Giantkiller
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And that's a hill I'll die on.
and we will represent your family against the hill owners after.
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:49 pm to KemoSabe65
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Ball park the Motta and Deridder trials
Rephrase?
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:51 pm to Arbengal
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This pretty much sums it up for you kind sir.
And what does your dishonesty sum up about you?
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:52 pm to Joshjrn
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I'm sure they exist, but I've never met a criminal defense attorney that wouldn't do a basic consult gratis
Most here charge $250-350 for a consultation
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:54 pm to Arbengal
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This pretty much sums it up for you kind sir.
Facts don’t have feelings. One side always has the burden of proof. They either have enough evidence to prove their case or they don’t.
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:54 pm to KemoSabe65
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Ball park the Motta and Deridder trials
That DR case wouldn't shock me if it went over $300k. Id listen to 400k.
Every day of that trial had 4-5 attorneys and multiple support staff. And their days didn't end when court did.
Adam Johnson and Todd Clemons are expensive individually. That lady had both and at least 1 associate from each
This post was edited on 3/16/26 at 8:55 pm
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:55 pm to SlowFlowPro
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Most here charge $250-350 for a consultation
To let a potential paying customer come sit in your office? Seems bad for business
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:58 pm to Joshjrn
It started with family lawyers. They consider it a lost hour even if they aren't primarily an hourly type of firm. I kind of get it but it's really just a way to squeeze people and make them feel pot committed. Sunk cost fallacy and what not. The person thinks "I don't want to keep throwing away $250 every consult"
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:58 pm to Joshjrn
What would you estimate each of those trials cost? Sorry I want clear originally.
Posted on 3/16/26 at 9:05 pm to Mushroom1968
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Do you ever know your client is guilty but still have to defend them?
The vast vast majority are guilty
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