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What Would You Do If You Had a Million Dollars?
Posted on 11/8/16 at 9:17 am
Posted on 11/8/16 at 9:17 am
that's it
Posted on 11/8/16 at 9:20 am to The Ostrich
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a K-Car
(A nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars
(I’d build a tree-fort in our yard)
If I had a million dollars
(You could help it wouldn’t be that hard)
If I had a million dollars
(Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge
In there somewhere)
We could just go up there and hang out
(Like open the fridge and stuff
And there’d all be foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon)
Well, can you blame them?
(Yeah!)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a fur a coat
(But not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains
(Ooh all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars
(We wouldn’t have to walk to the store)
If I had a million dollars
(We’d take a Limousine ’cause it costs more)
If I had a million dollars
(We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner)
But we would eat Kraft dinner
(Of course we would, we’d just eat more)
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
(That’s right, all the fanciest - Dijon ketchups)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a monkey
(Haven’t you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a K-Car
(A nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars
(I’d build a tree-fort in our yard)
If I had a million dollars
(You could help it wouldn’t be that hard)
If I had a million dollars
(Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge
In there somewhere)
We could just go up there and hang out
(Like open the fridge and stuff
And there’d all be foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon)
Well, can you blame them?
(Yeah!)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a fur a coat
(But not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains
(Ooh all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars
(We wouldn’t have to walk to the store)
If I had a million dollars
(We’d take a Limousine ’cause it costs more)
If I had a million dollars
(We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner)
But we would eat Kraft dinner
(Of course we would, we’d just eat more)
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
(That’s right, all the fanciest - Dijon ketchups)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a monkey
(Haven’t you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich
Posted on 11/8/16 at 9:21 am to The Ostrich
Run my own little company and eat lobster and crab legs every other night.
Oh shrimp and steak too
Oh shrimp and steak too
Posted on 11/8/16 at 9:22 am to The Ostrich
First buy my parents a modest house and truck.
Posted on 11/8/16 at 9:22 am to The Ostrich
Buy me a boat
Buy me a truck to pull it
Buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
Buy me a truck to pull it
Buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
Posted on 11/8/16 at 9:22 am to The Ostrich
New truck, new boat to go offshore fishing in.
Invest the rest.
Invest the rest.
Posted on 11/8/16 at 9:28 am to The Ostrich
Invest it with my other millions.
Posted on 11/8/16 at 9:28 am to The Ostrich
If I just "got" a million dollars?
Buy a nice house, maybe a few things for myself, invest the rest and not tell anyone.
Buy a nice house, maybe a few things for myself, invest the rest and not tell anyone.
Posted on 11/8/16 at 9:34 am to The Ostrich
Set aside the appropriate amount for taxes due the following year.
Posted on 11/8/16 at 9:34 am to The Ostrich
Invest it and live off the 6% interest (60k/year) for the rest of my life.
Posted on 11/8/16 at 9:35 am to The Ostrich
Wait for the next oil spill and buy $1 mil worth of their stocks and wait for the stocks to return to normal.
Thanks Super Fund
Thanks Super Fund
Posted on 11/8/16 at 9:37 am to The Ostrich
Just one million? All the posters here have a trillion saved up in a back up savings account.
Posted on 11/8/16 at 9:40 am to The Ostrich
Pay off everything and put it in the bank to gain interest and put all interest in savings and live comfortably with no bills.
Posted on 11/8/16 at 9:43 am to The Ostrich
This is how you find out who the OT Poors are.
Posted on 11/8/16 at 9:45 am to Emteein
1. Pay off everything
2. Invest the rest
2. Invest the rest
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