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re: What would the OT do?

Posted on 5/27/23 at 10:02 pm to
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 5/27/23 at 10:02 pm to
Eat some shrooms and then you’ll be cool with Capri Suns and Kool-Aid Jammers.
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
110392 posts
Posted on 5/27/23 at 10:04 pm to
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Get shitfaced and hit on your wife’s mom.
Took forever for someone to give proper advice.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 5/27/23 at 10:05 pm to
Convert to Catholicism.
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 5/27/23 at 10:06 pm to
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They are big southern baptist and frown upon drinking.


Posted by tylerlsu2008
Monaco
Member since Jul 2015
1479 posts
Posted on 5/27/23 at 10:07 pm to
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Where you find four Baptists you'll find a fifth.

My dad had a Baptist coworker that said if either of the casino river boat sank in Baton Rouge while out on the river, that would have killed half the Baptist in Baton Rouge
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
17437 posts
Posted on 5/27/23 at 10:31 pm to
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Grow up and show some respect to your hosts. If you can’t refrain from drinking for a couple of days, you have a problem.


That’s the real answer.
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
7011 posts
Posted on 5/27/23 at 10:37 pm to
Drink wine, tell them Jesus was wall about turning water to wine.
Just drink it from a yeti and keep the piece. You win they win.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 5/27/23 at 11:07 pm to
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WaydownSouth


Go the route of vodka in a water bottle or whiskey in your coke or something to that effect.

Keep this thread updated with a play by play
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
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Posted on 5/27/23 at 11:13 pm to
Drink when you get home.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
57892 posts
Posted on 5/27/23 at 11:13 pm to
I can't imagine being offended by an adult having a few beers on a holiday weekend. Southern Baptists are freaks.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
7335 posts
Posted on 5/28/23 at 12:02 am to
It depends...do you have a few too many and make lewd gestures with your hands whilst debating anyone about anything until you pass out?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48659 posts
Posted on 5/28/23 at 12:05 am to
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What would the OT do?


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Heading to hang with the wife’s family on memorial day. .They are big southern baptist and frown upon drinking In our 10 year relationship we have gone there every year for memorial day and the 4th of July and never had drinks. I


You are a frickin retard for marrying this woman. But you deserve it for the way you judge overweight people. I'll be drunk as frick tomorrow with my in-laws and my kids.
Hell I may have one of my kids drive us home.


This post was edited on 5/28/23 at 9:23 am
Posted by lionward2014
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
12699 posts
Posted on 5/28/23 at 12:07 am to
Alcohol is empty calories for the mentally weak.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 5/28/23 at 12:08 am to
You’re the guest. do what they ask
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
7335 posts
Posted on 5/28/23 at 12:10 am to
Do they firewalk with poisonous snakes? Those are Southern Baptists right?
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
10340 posts
Posted on 5/28/23 at 1:27 am to
"Southern Baptists" in Ruston are part of how I learned to dislike Baptists. You dance, except not on Sunday morning? You don't get drunk, so how do you have a hangover during church?

This is not from my people's portion of the Bible, but, Matthew 1:7-3.

quote:

7 Judge not, that ye be not judged.

2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again


Go to hell with the duplicitous Baptist judgement. It's a cavalcade of deception, stacked on more B.S. At least Chik Fil A puts their money where their mouth is on Sundays.

They should not judge you.

You can decide not to go, or every person under the age of 50 can envy you when they realize you have at least a wee bit of a buzz. This is nothing but familial control, and a statement that you are never in charge of your "family," it's always the parents that in charge of your relationship. Because "hardcore" Catholic weddings make people keep the keg in the parking lot in between ritual shite doesn't make them any better than anyone else.

Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
10340 posts
Posted on 5/28/23 at 1:31 am to
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Go the route of vodka in a water bottle


Why yes sir, I have liters of water for this flight from Santiago to the USA. Of course it's water.
Posted by ManWithNoNsme
Member since Feb 2022
781 posts
Posted on 5/28/23 at 1:55 am to
Show up shite faced and screaming “I’ll frick anything that moves”.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
165398 posts
Posted on 5/28/23 at 2:00 am to
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Follow the rules. Easier to just keep the peace in families like that.

Worst advice ever. Tell them their rules don't matter.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49106 posts
Posted on 5/28/23 at 2:12 am to
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What would the OT do?


Piss in her parent's Ice Tray
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