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re: What would the OT do?
Posted on 5/27/23 at 10:02 pm to WaydownSouth
Posted on 5/27/23 at 10:02 pm to WaydownSouth
Eat some shrooms and then you’ll be cool with Capri Suns and Kool-Aid Jammers.
Posted on 5/27/23 at 10:04 pm to NotoriousFSU
quote:Took forever for someone to give proper advice.
Get shitfaced and hit on your wife’s mom.
Posted on 5/27/23 at 10:05 pm to WaydownSouth
Convert to Catholicism.
Posted on 5/27/23 at 10:06 pm to WaydownSouth
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They are big southern baptist and frown upon drinking.

Posted on 5/27/23 at 10:07 pm to Sus-Scrofa
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Where you find four Baptists you'll find a fifth.
My dad had a Baptist coworker that said if either of the casino river boat sank in Baton Rouge while out on the river, that would have killed half the Baptist in Baton Rouge

Posted on 5/27/23 at 10:31 pm to BobABooey
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Grow up and show some respect to your hosts. If you can’t refrain from drinking for a couple of days, you have a problem.
That’s the real answer.
Posted on 5/27/23 at 10:37 pm to WaydownSouth
Drink wine, tell them Jesus was wall about turning water to wine.
Just drink it from a yeti and keep the piece. You win they win.
Just drink it from a yeti and keep the piece. You win they win.
Posted on 5/27/23 at 11:07 pm to WaydownSouth
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WaydownSouth
Go the route of vodka in a water bottle or whiskey in your coke or something to that effect.
Keep this thread updated with a play by play
Posted on 5/27/23 at 11:13 pm to WaydownSouth
Drink when you get home.
Posted on 5/27/23 at 11:13 pm to WaydownSouth
I can't imagine being offended by an adult having a few beers on a holiday weekend. Southern Baptists are freaks.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 12:02 am to GreatLakesTiger24
It depends...do you have a few too many and make lewd gestures with your hands whilst debating anyone about anything until you pass out?
Posted on 5/28/23 at 12:05 am to WaydownSouth
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What would the OT do?
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Heading to hang with the wife’s family on memorial day. .They are big southern baptist and frown upon drinking In our 10 year relationship we have gone there every year for memorial day and the 4th of July and never had drinks. I
You are a frickin retard for marrying this woman. But you deserve it for the way you judge overweight people. I'll be drunk as frick tomorrow with my in-laws and my kids.
Hell I may have one of my kids drive us home.

This post was edited on 5/28/23 at 9:23 am
Posted on 5/28/23 at 12:07 am to WaydownSouth
Alcohol is empty calories for the mentally weak.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 12:08 am to WaydownSouth
You’re the guest. do what they ask
Posted on 5/28/23 at 12:10 am to lionward2014
Do they firewalk with poisonous snakes? Those are Southern Baptists right?
Posted on 5/28/23 at 1:27 am to GumboPot
"Southern Baptists" in Ruston are part of how I learned to dislike Baptists. You dance, except not on Sunday morning? You don't get drunk, so how do you have a hangover during church?
This is not from my people's portion of the Bible, but, Matthew 1:7-3.
Go to hell with the duplicitous Baptist judgement. It's a cavalcade of deception, stacked on more B.S. At least Chik Fil A puts their money where their mouth is on Sundays.
They should not judge you.
You can decide not to go, or every person under the age of 50 can envy you when they realize you have at least a wee bit of a buzz. This is nothing but familial control, and a statement that you are never in charge of your "family," it's always the parents that in charge of your relationship. Because "hardcore" Catholic weddings make people keep the keg in the parking lot in between ritual shite doesn't make them any better than anyone else.
This is not from my people's portion of the Bible, but, Matthew 1:7-3.
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7 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again
Go to hell with the duplicitous Baptist judgement. It's a cavalcade of deception, stacked on more B.S. At least Chik Fil A puts their money where their mouth is on Sundays.
They should not judge you.
You can decide not to go, or every person under the age of 50 can envy you when they realize you have at least a wee bit of a buzz. This is nothing but familial control, and a statement that you are never in charge of your "family," it's always the parents that in charge of your relationship. Because "hardcore" Catholic weddings make people keep the keg in the parking lot in between ritual shite doesn't make them any better than anyone else.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 1:31 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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Go the route of vodka in a water bottle
Why yes sir, I have liters of water for this flight from Santiago to the USA. Of course it's water.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 1:55 am to WaydownSouth
Show up shite faced and screaming “I’ll frick anything that moves”.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 2:00 am to Evil Little Thing
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Follow the rules. Easier to just keep the peace in families like that.
Worst advice ever. Tell them their rules don't matter.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 2:12 am to WaydownSouth
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What would the OT do?
Piss in her parent's Ice Tray
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