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What Will Break Travis Kelces’s Heart First?

Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:57 pm
Posted by Cshaw91
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Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:57 pm
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Posted by Gifman
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Posted by jimjackandjose
Member since Jun 2011
6635 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:58 pm to
Definitely T Swift and then the world will know via song how shitty a human he is.
He will have made enough for it not to matter after all this though
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22854 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:59 pm to
Some people are just ate up with this shite.
Posted by STigers
Gulf Coast
Member since Nov 2022
2987 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 3:09 pm to
He probably didn’t even get the shot just the check!
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4584 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 3:11 pm to
I’m not sure he owns a dog house.
~Professor of Logic
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
132984 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 3:20 pm to
I don't get Taylor Swift. Her music sucks and she is average looking.
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
6668 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 3:31 pm to
Nah. T Swift made him show his Vax card before he could hit.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
17673 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

I don't get Taylor Swift. Her music sucks and she is average looking.

She’s worth $700M and a pop icon.
Kelce isn’t dating her because he’s interested in a deep and fulfilling relationship or a wife.
He’s doing it for the clicks. And so is she.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
54932 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 3:33 pm to
I came in here to DV but leaving an UV.
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
20938 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

She’s worth $700M and a pop icon.


And I still don't get it.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
16869 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Travis Kelces’s


Posted by Tigerxing
Member since Jun 2018
96 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 4:23 pm to
He's Gay.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
38532 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

she is average looking


The average American woman is like 6 inches shorter and 60 pounds heavier than swift.
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 4:37 pm to
I imagine someone else is already balls deep in Taylor’s arse. She’s a closet skank.
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
17495 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 4:42 pm to
T Swift is a raging liberal at heart. No way she lets him lead the relationship. She’s going to emasculate him behind closed door and dump him.
Posted by ellesssuuu
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2016
3082 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 4:49 pm to
Pussy is undefeated
Posted by Oneforthemoney
New Iberia, La
Member since Dec 2013
2177 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 4:49 pm to
His boyfriend
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11587 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 4:56 pm to
There will definitely be a double album written about the breakup.

And it’ll go quintuple platinum with a billion dollar world tour to support it. Taylor’s proven to be no fool, and has the talent to keep pulling it off.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
57460 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 5:23 pm to
His heart was broken the minute he learned that he’s not black.
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