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re: What were some song lyrics you replaced in your youth with stupid shite?
Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:57 am to Frac the world
Posted on 5/3/25 at 7:57 am to Frac the world
I shoulda been a porn star Toby Keith shoulda been a cowboy.
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Posted on 5/3/25 at 8:00 am to Lawyered
The Kentucky
Them: Well let's all go, down to Dumas Walker
Me: Well let's all go, down to Do Miss Walker
I always thought that lady must be loose
Them: Well let's all go, down to Dumas Walker
Me: Well let's all go, down to Do Miss Walker
I always thought that lady must be loose
Posted on 5/3/25 at 8:15 am to Frac the world
Was before my time by a few years, but “Nice beaver, nice beaver, you know how to use it” sung to the BeeGee’s Night Fever.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 8:24 am to Frac the world
Smashmouth
Hey now, you’re a porn star, get your frick on, get laid
Hey now, you’re a porn star, get your frick on, get laid
Posted on 5/3/25 at 8:25 am to Frac the world
Pat Benetar - Harden my heart replaced with “pardon my fart”
Posted on 5/3/25 at 8:26 am to Frac the world
Don't let your love start limping, your love start limping awayyyy
Posted on 5/3/25 at 8:32 am to BOSCEAUX
I had a friend who thought Elvis's Return to Sender was Return Lucinda.
I used to think in the Stones Beast of Burden that Mick was actually singing ain't gonna have no Peace for Burton.
Oh and just being silly Owner of a Lonely Heart was Owner of a Greasy Fart.
I used to think in the Stones Beast of Burden that Mick was actually singing ain't gonna have no Peace for Burton.
Oh and just being silly Owner of a Lonely Heart was Owner of a Greasy Fart.
This post was edited on 5/3/25 at 8:39 am
Posted on 5/3/25 at 8:34 am to Frac the world
I don’t practice sangria, I ain’t got no crystal ball.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 8:38 am to Frac the world
From my freshman year at LSU.To the tune of You Shook Me All Night Long.
She was a fat machine
She kept the hallways clean
She was the best damn janitor, I ever seen
She had big ole thighs, working side to side.
Grabbed her mop and cleaned up inside.
That’s as far as we got with the lyrics.
She was a fat machine
She kept the hallways clean
She was the best damn janitor, I ever seen
She had big ole thighs, working side to side.
Grabbed her mop and cleaned up inside.
That’s as far as we got with the lyrics.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 8:38 am to Frac the world
Man, you need a job, a girlfriend, and some direction in life. This topic is on your mind? You must be, what? Age 14? Live at home?
Posted on 5/3/25 at 8:41 am to Frac the world
Steve Miller “Big old jet airliner”
Big old hairy vag&n*
Big old hairy vag&n*
Posted on 5/3/25 at 8:52 am to forkedintheroad
quote:Well I’m gonna blow your mind. Tracy Chapman is a girl.
You've got a fat arse car. That is what he is saying and nobody will convince me otherwise.
A non-trans female who just has a manly voice.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 8:55 am to Frac the world
We built this city
We milk these titties
We milk these titties
Posted on 5/3/25 at 9:13 am to Frac the world
"My Sharona" will always be "My Scrotum" to me.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 9:18 am to Frac the world
Do you like penis alotta
Getting caught in a train
Getting caught in a train
Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:00 am to Frac the world
Purple haze all in my brain
Lately, things just don't seem the same
Actin' funny but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I puke and die.
Lately, things just don't seem the same
Actin' funny but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I puke and die.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:20 am to Frac the world
Steve Miller Band - Abracadabra (1982)
Actual lyric:
I see magic in your eyes
I hear the magic in your sighs
My idiotic lyric:
I see magic in your eyes
I feel the magic between your thighs
Cut me so slack though, I was 12 yrs old.
Actual lyric:
I see magic in your eyes
I hear the magic in your sighs
My idiotic lyric:
I see magic in your eyes
I feel the magic between your thighs
Cut me so slack though, I was 12 yrs old.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:34 am to Frac the world
Billy Currington - Settle for a slowdown
Replaced the settle for a slowdown with settle for a blowjob.
Sang that version to an ex. She was not amused
Replaced the settle for a slowdown with settle for a blowjob.
Sang that version to an ex. She was not amused
Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:35 am to Frac the world
I may have been known during my youth to on occasion substitute the classic lyrics of popular Christmas-time song "Jingle Bells" with an absurd tale about the Caped Crusader's unfortunate body odor, his adopted son laying an egg, and their failing to nab their arch nemesis.
Posted on 5/3/25 at 10:39 am to Tiger Ugly
quote:
I had a friend who thought Elvis's Return to Sender was Return Lucinda.
When I was a kid, in another one of his songs, I thought Elvis was saying “and the reasoning for his latest flame” but he was actually saying “Marie's the name of his latest flame”
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