re: What were little gems you looked forward to in Elementry school?

Fudge cookie day
Park day
Birthday parties that lasted all afternoon

Getting picked to go get the film projector cart from A/V and getting to run it..(vcr didn't come till high school)

Busting out your 6 million dollar man metal lunch box with the platic thermos seeing what mom whipped up for you today.

Getting and giving Valentine's cards to the gals in class you liked.

Girl getting tits

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Fire drill Power outage Storm drill Nuclear drill (for you old farts) Class outside due to A/C out

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This is shite you looked forward to? I was going to say pizza parties and field trips.

We also had giant dill pickles for sale on Fridays.

Red belly wash and butter cookies that fit on your fingers.

The distinct tone sound when it was time to turn to the next slide on the film projector.

Sneaking in Copenhagen in plastic Kodak film container in the front pocket since the ring on the back pocket was a dead giveaway.

When the PE teacher brought us straight to the football field to play football or kickball, I thought I was in heaven.

The rolls were amazing.

We used to all take a shite in the same stall and put toilet paper in another stall so by the end of the day the toilet would be completely full to the brim of straight middle school turds. I don’t know why we didn’t think this was incredibly disgusting. I remember they used to lock the bathroom for like a week afterwards so the janitor could dig out the shite.

We had this shite called “wasps” which was basically tightly folded notecards that we would shoot at each other. It got extreme and people would put staples and tags on the front of their wasps. We nailed the teacher a few times and I remember her coming unglued every time.

We used to nitpick the shite out of our teachers. If they said a certain word a lot or wore the same thing often we’d have massive rallies going and shite.

We had one teacher who was a certifiable dime and still is to this day. We all used to hug her to feel those titties.

The excitement around random shite happening. We had a kid hit his head on the concrete at recess and the ambulance came and you would’ve thought WW3 hadn’t just broken out with the buzz around campus.

Thinking how badass we were to be middle school football players.

Substitute teacher days were awesome because there was a 90% chance we’d be watching a movie or Bill Nye before he became a crazed liberal.

Not having any concept of the outside world. I remember being pissed that my teachers were crying during 9/11 because they kept us inside that day and wouldn’t let us go to recess. As a kid you have no concept of the magnitude of the event.

Using random shite to make games. We played hand baseball with rolled up aluminum foil.

Just how nasty kids are in general and don’t realize it. There was a drain in the center of the floor in the bathroom and we probably peed on that floor 80% of the time.

Free Dress Day (no uniforms)

Waiting for the secretary to come over the PA and ask for you to the office for an early check out you knew was coming

Rainbow drinks (at pm recess we could buy cokes for a quarter. It was popular to mix Sprite, coke, orange soda...we called it rainbow and we always went back to class with orange mouths )

Mission Day

The Fair!

Beef cutlet and mashed potato with gravy day

Channel One in the mornings with Lisa Ling

Junior Achievement Days

DARE days

Book Fair was also pretty fun

Parachute day for sure


frick. I hate being an adult now.