Purple Watermelon

[quote]One day I want to trek to Everest just to see it. Seems like you can even fathom how big that sumbitch is unless you're standing beneath it.[/quote] Go to the Superdome and walk north until you're in Lake Pontchartrain. That's how high it is. [img]https://i.imgur.com/QlZKHXp.jpg[/img]...

[quote]Restoring a car- that's no comparison. I restored an old car once. At the beginning I had something in my yard that attracted possums and pissed off my neighbors. At the end, I had a car I could drive places. It actually ended up being my daily driver for a while, which saved me from having t...

[quote]Seeing a video game console in a grown man's house that has no kids is the ultimate "I'm a man child" statement.[/quote] Imagine someone looking over your shoulder and reading your post as you were typing it. What do you think that person would think about you? You're using your free t...

If you don't turn on your dishwasher daily, it's a good idea to rinse everything first just so there won't be any food particles rotting in there....

I'd be a little uncomfortable hiring an escort who has the Grim Reaper tattooed on her thigh....

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[quote]Pauline is the new OT queen, and deservedly so, but she's not the unicorn. Her legs are short.[/quote] She also has a trashy and creepy looking tattoo on her back. I find it disturbing and I don't understand why she did that to her body. [img]https://i.imgur.com/izkg7jD.jpg[/img]...

5:17 was pretty cool...

I did a little reading on the case. The grandmother reported Caylee missing in July. In August, a meter reader called police and told them he saw a skull in a forested area near the Anthony residence. A cop did a short search and found nothing. 4 months later in December, the meter read...

[quote]I believe she is sadly dammed to hell.[/quote] People believe all kinds of stupid crap....