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re: What were little gems you looked forward to in Elementry school?
Posted on 3/11/19 at 8:49 pm to Moarbenchespeaze
Posted on 3/11/19 at 8:49 pm to Moarbenchespeaze
My glorious event only happened once. In first grade, some little girl came to school in a short skirt.
At lunch recess she was on the jungle gym and some little kid saw she was not wearing panties. Before long 40 - 50 kids from all grades were chasing her to try to pull up her skirt.
This lasted a good 20 minutes because the dumb arse teachers just thought we were playing tag. Eventually she is crying her eyes out and told the teacher. Recess was cut short. We all go inside and the girl got lectured in front of entire 1st grade class.
If this happened today it would be on CNN and all of us little shits would be METOOed and Trump would inevitably be blamed.
At lunch recess she was on the jungle gym and some little kid saw she was not wearing panties. Before long 40 - 50 kids from all grades were chasing her to try to pull up her skirt.
This lasted a good 20 minutes because the dumb arse teachers just thought we were playing tag. Eventually she is crying her eyes out and told the teacher. Recess was cut short. We all go inside and the girl got lectured in front of entire 1st grade class.
If this happened today it would be on CNN and all of us little shits would be METOOed and Trump would inevitably be blamed.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 8:57 pm to BayouCatFan
Parachute day in PE and stop sign pizza
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:01 pm to SaltyMcKracker
Not something we looked forward to but we had sterling silver bracelets with Vietnam MIA’s or POW’s on them and a girl in my class her father was a POW for 7 years and we had a big parade when he came home.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:02 pm to BayouCatFan
I teach elementary school pe and I can tell you I have more injuries from 1 day of basketball than I have in 10 days of dodgeball. If you play with the foam balls instead of the rubber kickballs it is a very safe game that involves many strategies and gets maximum participation most of the time. I really don’t see the hate for it. It’s an awesome game really.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:07 pm to fr33manator
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Sticking your straw through an empty blown up milk bag and then popping it
What kind of poor arse schools have milk bags?
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:09 pm to WPsportsman
Who the hell wants to play with the foam balls? I wanted to hear that twang when it ricocheted off the targets face!
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:10 pm to Evolved Simian
Dude milk bags were the shite
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:10 pm to theantiquetiger
All that. Plus pizza day
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:10 pm to Martini
Great thread I'll repeat ones that are mine and add some
STAR DOME
NFL PENCILS (I still have some actually, had stored in a pencil bag from the 90s
Tetherball
Field day
Milk bag pop
Pencil war
Paper football
Spitballs
Drawing tanks and wars complete with bullets and Nazi symbols, guns etc
Doodles on back of every worksheet
Wall ball
Ninja stars origami
Girls "fortune teller" origami
Slam book
Slap braclets
Cereal box poppers that u inverted and they popped in the air
Reebok PUMP shoes
White Sox Starter jacket I got beat up for
Kickball on full field
Huge dill pickles for 50 cent
STAR DOME

NFL PENCILS (I still have some actually, had stored in a pencil bag from the 90s
Tetherball
Field day
Milk bag pop
Pencil war
Paper football
Spitballs
Drawing tanks and wars complete with bullets and Nazi symbols, guns etc
Doodles on back of every worksheet
Wall ball
Ninja stars origami
Girls "fortune teller" origami
Slam book
Slap braclets
Cereal box poppers that u inverted and they popped in the air
Reebok PUMP shoes
White Sox Starter jacket I got beat up for
Kickball on full field
Huge dill pickles for 50 cent
This post was edited on 3/11/19 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:13 pm to theantiquetiger
we had glass bottles with a cardboard pog for a stopper at highland elementary in 1960
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:46 pm to theantiquetiger
Play Day
TV on a cart
Nap time (kindergarten)
TV on a cart
Nap time (kindergarten)
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:53 pm to theantiquetiger
Book fair - Captain Underpants ftw
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:54 pm to theantiquetiger
Loki got up classmate’s skirts is #1.
Red Rover at recess was #2.

Red Rover at recess was #2.

Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:58 pm to theantiquetiger
I always looked forward to getting all of the papers and notebooks out of my desk and throwing them in the dumpster on the last day of school. There’s nothing quite like feeling of summer arriving when you’re a kid.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:58 pm to Evolved Simian
quote:
What kind of poor arse schools have milk bags?
It was a private school. Definitely not a poor one
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:58 pm to theantiquetiger
My teacher Mrs. Ashford walking into class with her sleeveless above the knee sundress and stappy sandals.


Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:01 pm to BayouCatFan
If this is real it is the best thing I've heard all day pertaining to the fricked up world we live in today.
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