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Posted on 9/15/19 at 6:24 pm to LilDicky
Girl offered to suck my dick if I let her copy on our Geometry Final. Being a young, semi retarded, naive kid I turned down the BJ and still let her cheat off my test. I'll always remember that BJ that couldve been.
This post was edited on 9/15/19 at 6:25 pm
Posted on 9/15/19 at 6:26 pm to LilDicky
two fat kids fighting in the lunch room, smashed into me and I hit a wall, breaking two teef. Spent the rest of the afternoon in the dentist chair. Dentist was a friend of my grandfathers, so thats where we went, but the fricker was the dental version of Josef Mengele. After he put a probe into the root of my tooth, I came up swinging. We left, and went to a different dentist who had actually heard of local anesthetic.
Posted on 9/15/19 at 6:26 pm to LilDicky
After two years of will they/won't they with a girl, I finally went all in and told her how I felt and she rejected me. I was absolutely crushed. Still possibly the most painful experience of my life (my divorce was more of a slow gradual sinking into an endless morass as opposed to a sudden fall to rock bottom). I needed it to grow up, but it still hurt like hell for a long time. I lost the girl and the friendship I had with her. I don't regret trying, though.
Posted on 9/15/19 at 6:27 pm to PipelineBaw
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Girl offered to suck my dick if I let her copy on our Geometry Final. Being a young, semi retarded, naive kid I turned down the BJ and still let her cheat off my test. I'll always remember that BJ that couldve been.
You turned down a girl offerring to suck your dick? Dude... no one does that. not even gay people. Dick suckage is prime. I vote you mustve been full retarded.
Posted on 9/15/19 at 6:29 pm to kingbob
Kingbob, she was never your girl or your friend. You're better off.
Posted on 9/15/19 at 6:29 pm to LilDicky
Sophomore year after a baseball game the bus left without me after an away game , I was loading the helmet bag and fell behind. I was so mad I lined all the helmets up and kicked them in the woods, calmed down a little and rounded them up. Went to the gym because there was a basketball game going on and they let me use a phone to call my mom. Getting in the car Coach came flying through the parking lot in his truck and apologized to my mom for a half an hour. Of course none of that was the bad part, the bad part was the hell I got the rest of the season from the team along with the nick name “too late”
Posted on 9/15/19 at 6:31 pm to Pavoloco83
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Kingbob, she was never your girl or your friend. You're better off.
As Bob Seger once said "I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then"
I was awkward, young, and dumb and needed to learn the hard way.
This post was edited on 9/15/19 at 6:34 pm
Posted on 9/15/19 at 6:34 pm to Pavoloco83
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You turned down a girl offerring to suck your dick? Dude... no one does that. not even gay people. Dick suckage is prime. I vote you mustve been full retarded
I was/still am rather shite at picking up hints. Fell in the friendzone constantly back in the day. She was a cutie too, sells real estate, makes me laugh any time I see her signs.
Posted on 9/15/19 at 6:36 pm to LilDicky
When this big ol baw beat me with a giant CSA belt buckle in the parking lot after I said his truck nuts looked stupid. I was a freshman at the time and never made that mistake again!
Posted on 9/15/19 at 6:37 pm to LilDicky
Friend/teammate shot himself the night before our first game. Wouldn’t wish that day on anyone.
This post was edited on 9/15/19 at 6:40 pm
Posted on 9/15/19 at 7:34 pm to LilDicky
Was daydreaming in class one day and sprung a boner. No big deal, except I sat on the front row and the teacher, who was very short, asked me to come pull down the projector screen for her in the middle of class.
I tried to stall long enough to “deflate”, but she was persistent. I tried to walk in a manner where none of my classmates could see the chub. The worst part was that the screen was too high for me to reach. So I had to jump a couple of times to grab it. All the while my stiffy is hitting the chalk tray on each jump.
I tried to stall long enough to “deflate”, but she was persistent. I tried to walk in a manner where none of my classmates could see the chub. The worst part was that the screen was too high for me to reach. So I had to jump a couple of times to grab it. All the while my stiffy is hitting the chalk tray on each jump.
Posted on 9/15/19 at 8:01 pm to LilDicky
I got a little lost and hung around with a few strange older guys when I was in 9th grade.
When I got my final report card and saw the F in Algebra was the lowest day for me. I had never failed.
When I got my final report card and saw the F in Algebra was the lowest day for me. I had never failed.
Posted on 9/15/19 at 8:06 pm to LilDicky
When we didn’t win the state championship in football.
We didn’t even make the playoffs.
We won like 4 games.
I’m not even sure if I scored a TD the entire season and I was a FB.
I had to give a captain speech at a pep rally once and froze at the mike. I just handed it to the next guy.
I’m an awkward guy
We didn’t even make the playoffs.
We won like 4 games.
I’m not even sure if I scored a TD the entire season and I was a FB.
I had to give a captain speech at a pep rally once and froze at the mike. I just handed it to the next guy.
I’m an awkward guy
Posted on 9/15/19 at 8:10 pm to DavidTheGnome
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When I choked on a hot dog in the lunch room in front of everybody and had to go to the ER
Lol I know exactly who you are. No way that’s a coincidence.
Posted on 9/15/19 at 8:11 pm to ScaryClown
If he’s from north La I know him
Posted on 9/15/19 at 8:11 pm to LilDicky
When we lost in the state championship junior year
Won it all senior year though

Won it all senior year though

Posted on 9/15/19 at 8:21 pm to Steadyhands
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Steadyhands
Grade A douche nozzle
Posted on 9/15/19 at 8:29 pm to LilDicky
10th grade 1975 got in back seat f car with a senior girl after football game and came out with not three but four hickeys. That Friday morning was tough. The street cred was almost worth it...... 

Posted on 9/15/19 at 8:37 pm to LilDicky
In hindsight, the last day.
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