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re: What was your best or worst experience with a prostitute?
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:53 pm to Slippy
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:53 pm to Slippy
One time I was on meth in Tijuana and fricked 3 prostitutes in one night. One was Russian. I took a bunch of pain pills the next day and had been awake for over 2 days when I crossed the border. I looked really tore up. The agent asked me what country I was from. I said America.
Eta that same night I was escorted to an ATM by the Tijuana police department
Eta that same night I was escorted to an ATM by the Tijuana police department
This post was edited on 7/12/22 at 8:12 pm
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Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:54 pm to Slippy
I was in Brazil for the 14 world cup. Went to Barbarella which is one of the most famous whore houses in the world.
This asian girl who couldn't have been more than 19 sat on my lap and started biting my top lip. She had braces (which I since learned is common there because all women want to fix their teeth first with the money). I said no thanks and left shortly thereafter.
2 of my friends brought 2 back though. I think it was something like $400 an hour?
The most interesting thing I learned is they have 3 shifts, 11, 2 and 5 am. You would only want to be the 11 showing for sure
This asian girl who couldn't have been more than 19 sat on my lap and started biting my top lip. She had braces (which I since learned is common there because all women want to fix their teeth first with the money). I said no thanks and left shortly thereafter.
2 of my friends brought 2 back though. I think it was something like $400 an hour?
The most interesting thing I learned is they have 3 shifts, 11, 2 and 5 am. You would only want to be the 11 showing for sure
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:56 pm to Buckeye06
quote:
Barbarella
Is that "4 floors of whores"?
Or maybe I'm thinking of some Asian country. I've heard some crazy stories.
This post was edited on 7/12/22 at 7:57 pm
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:57 pm to Buckeye06
whores are dirty
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:57 pm to Slippy
Ask your mother about it
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:58 pm to terd ferguson
I don't think so, this place looked more like a 90s pizza hut inside with the big light fixtures over the tables. I only made it to the first floor 
It was an experience I'm happy i did. Not my style in the least
edit: this was about a year after Bieber got caught at Centaurs in Brazil too
It was an experience I'm happy i did. Not my style in the least
edit: this was about a year after Bieber got caught at Centaurs in Brazil too
This post was edited on 7/12/22 at 8:01 pm
Posted on 7/12/22 at 7:59 pm to Buckeye06
I had Navy buddies that told me about "4 floors of whores" and thought it was Brazil and that name sounded familiar... maybe not
Posted on 7/12/22 at 8:00 pm to Slippy
Was at Osan AB South Korea in the late 80s. Prostitution was very common, $20 for a go, negotiations for a BJ started at $5 (so i was told). They were all local girls back then, I understand locals have been replaced with Eastern European/Russian women.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 8:00 pm to fr33manator
quote:
They prefer to be called escorts
Actually sex worker is the new term.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 8:00 pm to Buckeye06
I was in town for a big business deal. I was into mergers and acquisitions at the time. My limo wasn’t accessible, so I took my lawyer’s Lotus. Now, I can typically drive a stick, but I was having issues. I ended up getting lost and I ended up letting this girl drive me back to the hotel. It was going to be a one night thing, but in the end, we got married. She was a really pretty woman.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 8:01 pm to terd ferguson
Looks like that is in Singapore
Posted on 7/12/22 at 8:06 pm to bayoudude
quote:Especially in Jacksonville, NC
The line between stripper and prostitute is usually only a few Benjamins
Posted on 7/12/22 at 8:08 pm to Slippy
quote:
best
I got off and wasn’t robbed
quote:
worst
I was robbed and did not get off
Posted on 7/12/22 at 8:08 pm to OWLFAN86
Some H-Town posters mentioned the Bissonette track here many times.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 8:13 pm to little billy
One time I met up with one on back page and turned out she used to date a friend of mine from high school that committed suicide.
That was weird
That was weird
Posted on 7/12/22 at 8:14 pm to Slippy
Best: trans from Dallas with fake tits
Worst: Ex wife
Worst: Ex wife
This post was edited on 8/25/22 at 7:02 am
Posted on 7/12/22 at 8:16 pm to little billy
I got stories that'll raise the hair on your head. We used to go down there to Tahiti, the Philippines. I used to bang broads like they were going out of style back then. Back in the old days, you could bang them for about 10 at a time for a dime. We used to even make songs about it. Ten at a time for a dime. Ten at a time for a dime.
Posted on 7/12/22 at 8:19 pm to Slippy
Best was in Puerto Rico.
Worst was in Spain. I don’t think she was a hooker, but I tried to pay her. Kind of
Worst was in Spain. I don’t think she was a hooker, but I tried to pay her. Kind of
Posted on 7/12/22 at 8:23 pm to deltaland
quote:
best
I got off and wasn’t robbed
quote:
worst
I was robbed and did not get off
Hahaha
Posted on 7/12/22 at 8:26 pm to Slippy
It’s a tarp!
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