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re: What was the worst spanking you ever got as a kid
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:28 pm to slackster
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:28 pm to slackster
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It sure as frick wasn't for 2nd graders, despite goldennugget's claims otherwise.
If you said you had a league in 1st grade, he'd say he ran two leagues in kindergarten. He's a serial one-upper.
We were really smart kids who really liked baseball. I don't see why its so far-fetched.
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:29 pm to slackster
I meant in terms of pre internet fantasy sports.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:29 pm to OweO
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Baseball games are played every day, a 2nd grader isn't waiting to get the newspaper so he can calculate baseball stats for his fantasy baseball league.
We updated it weekly. We got a copy of Baseball Weekly from 7/11. It was a baseball specific newspaper USA Today used to print that had all the teams stats and box scores and such.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:29 pm to goldennugget
That's gang child abuse
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:30 pm to goldennugget
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We were really smart kids who really liked baseball. I don't see why its so far-fetched.
You might have been smart, but you were not running fantasy baseball leagues/teams in 2nd grade.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:31 pm to SuperSaint
This is nugget
His name is clayton. He is a character on The Amazing World of Gumball on Cartoon Network
Clayton enjoys telling fantastic stories about his life to impress his friends, but most of these stories are either completely false, or grossly exaggerated.
Clayton reveals that he finds himself boring and socially awkward and that is why he has a tendency to lie often. In order to find someone to call a friend, he finds it necessary to change who he is.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:31 pm to goldennugget
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We were really smart kids who really liked baseball. I don't see why its so far-fetched.
Fair enough.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:32 pm to OweO
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You might have been smart, but you were not running fantasy baseball leagues/teams in 2nd grade.
We took 8th grade algebra in 1st grade. We were pretty smart kids. You don't give us enough credit. My uncle used to do a by-mail fantasy league that you would see ads for in Sports Illustrated and introduced the concept to me.
We also created a baseball game using dice and statistics on baseball cards. Kind of like what MLB Showdown was.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:32 pm to goldennugget
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My dad saw it but said nothing. I thought he didn't see it. All of a sudden he pulls into a parking lot behind an elementary school gym, tells me to get out and grab my ankles.
Then he made me walk home from there.
Your dad fricked you? No wonder you're fricked up
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:33 pm to goldennugget
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You might have been smart, but you were not running fantasy baseball leagues/teams in 2nd grade.
We took 8th grade algebra in 1st grade. We were pretty smart kids. You don't give us enough credit. My uncle used to do a by-mail fantasy league that you would see ads for in Sports Illustrated and introduced the concept to me.
We also created a baseball game using dice and statistics on baseball cards. Kind of like what MLB Showdown was.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:46 pm to goldennugget
Peach tree switch, Mardi Gras beads, 2x4, it's hard to say.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:50 pm to goldennugget
My grandma use to whip my misbehavin azz up on a regular basis
Yep...the ole go to the ligustrum tree and break off my own switch that would be used to whip my azz
Yep...the ole go to the ligustrum tree and break off my own switch that would be used to whip my azz
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:51 pm to goldennugget
I was about seven years old, got sent to timeout for some reason or another, and then decided that it was a good time to read a book that I had hidden there. Apparently reading in time out in my house was frowned upon, so mom threatened me with a spanking, I said bring it on. Mom makes the mistake of leaving me there for a second, I think fast and stick the book down the back of my pants as arse armor, and when she returns and tries to spank me she hurts her hand. Long story short--I laughed at mom, she said wait till your dad gets home, dad gets home, totally wears my arse out with his belt. Lesson learned.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:51 pm to goldennugget
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We took 8th grade algebra in 1st grade. We were pretty smart kids. You don't give us enough credit. My uncle used to do a by-mail fantasy league that you would see ads for in Sports Illustrated and introduced the concept to me. We also created a baseball game using dice and statistics on baseball cards. Kind of like what MLB Showdown was.
And the 'bergers strikes again.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 9:04 pm to goldennugget
My mom with an Ole Miss belt. Had a C. It was fricked.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 9:09 pm to goldennugget
My mom spanked me and I laughed and said "Your spankings don't even hurt anymore"
She put away the spanking spoon and didn't say a word. Then dad came home....
She put away the spanking spoon and didn't say a word. Then dad came home....
Posted on 3/8/17 at 9:18 pm to Winston Cup
My mom was hell with a shoe. Back seat of a '63 Catalina going 70 down the road. You only have so far to run or duck.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 9:28 pm to goldennugget
The worst spanking I never got was from my Dad...a WVa State Trooper.
The leather creaking, metal clincking sound of that dude just walking in the door sold all of us on not stepping over the line.
Ironically, my worst arse beating was from my Mom one day when I tried to be my Dad and went out on our street stopping cars and directing traffic.
The leather creaking, metal clincking sound of that dude just walking in the door sold all of us on not stepping over the line.
Ironically, my worst arse beating was from my Mom one day when I tried to be my Dad and went out on our street stopping cars and directing traffic.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:11 pm to goldennugget
I don't remember what I done wrong but my grandmother made me go outside and get a switch so I brought in this little arse stick, she told me ok come on and I will show u what a switch is, I still remember running in circles trying to get away from that switch lol I was about 5
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:13 pm to goldennugget
Mom was a mentally unstable wench; screaming-mad all the time. Dad found relief from Mom's screaming at the bottom of a whisky bottle. Anyway, I was running my smart mouth one day at Dad, and I flipped him off when he turned his back.
Well, the fricker somehow knew what I'd done, because he snuck up behind me, belt in hand, and beat the holy shite out of me for flipping him off.
Good times...
Well, the fricker somehow knew what I'd done, because he snuck up behind me, belt in hand, and beat the holy shite out of me for flipping him off.
Good times... 
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