re: What was the craziest thing you’ve ever seen at a party?

High school in tangipahoe parish, some nag pulled an AK and shot it in the air at a bonfire party.

Drunk guy climbed up an electric pole, electrocuted and killed himself

Oddly enough I saw crazier stuff go on in high school than my time at LSU. Actually my experiences in college were like romper room compared to high school.

I went to a party at the home of a friend of mine whose parents were affluent to say the least. It seemed like half the school showed up. There had to have been 500 people there in the house, out in the yard, and doing god knows what by their cars in the street. Around midnight it got beyond out of control. All the living room and den furniture was thrown into the swimming pool. Even the TV’s. Most of the windows had beer or liquor bottles thrown through them. A very drunk guy and girl went into a room to have sex. The door was locked and some guys kicked the door down flat on the ground with half the door jambs attached to it which resulted in a train being run on that girl. The kid that threw the party rode his Honda CR 125 into the living room and did donuts. People parked on the front lawn and rutted it up because the ground was soft from rain the day before. Beer cans and bottles littered everywhere to the point that it would have taken a crew of prison inmates hours to pick them all up. That was back in 1985 when you could legally buy booze at 18. That house was easily a million dollar home and where I lived during that era a home that cost that much was a lot of house.

Brawl between my shipmates and British Army in the British EM Club in Hong Kong, when one of our buddies stood on a table and started yelling "frick the queen".

I got hit over the head with a wooden chair

After we beat the shite out of each other, just calmed down and started drinking again

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A local face painting clown that some of you have brought your children to see on kids nights at local restaurants was giving a dude she just met a blow job in a back room.

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Did she have on facepaint at the time? I'm not going to lie, I'm now a little intrigued...

Lived in Oakbrook and the apartment above us was the “showroom” apartment and people thought it would be funny to grab the furniture from there and move it to our apartment.

Some idiots went to the wrong apartment and robbed our neighbors of their couch and living room table. We had a time lapse camera setup and you watch these fools walk in and just plop it down in our living room.

Random, but the next day our immediate next door neighbors got arrested. You know them as Jordan Jefferson and the Honey Badger. I still have a picture holding a sign saying “Jefferswag” from WAFB. And TigerTV.

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Spring break Panama City. Some dude jumped off the third floor balcony into the pool.

He missed the pool.

He didn't walk away. Pretty sure he didn't do anything ever again honestly.

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Have I stumbled upon OWEOs origin story?

Not a party per se, but I went to a local bar one night to celebrate a friend’s bday. Not sure how it turned out how it did, but one of his friend’s girl was fricking and sucking random dudes in the bathroom just off to the left of the stage where the band was playing. I swear to god there where at least 10 guys in line waiting to get in while this cuck bastard is standing by the door. Once it spilled out into the crowd where she was letting random guys grab her and finger blast her, I bounced the frick up out. Do what you want and live your life, but I’m not sticking around to watch the actions of drunk motherfrickers who think they have the green light to sexually assault someone. That was probably the craziest thing I’ve witnessed in person that made me uncomfortable just being there.

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Was she whacked out on ecstacy or something?

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I have no idea. My friend and his gf seemed to think it was funny, and her bf didn’t seemed phased by it either. Like I said, when it spilled out onto the floor in front of the stage and random dudes were grabbing her and pulling her panties down and that kind of shite, I got the frick out of there. It was just inviting trouble that I didn’t want to be a part of.

I saw a guy pay a stripper $10 to piss in his mouth outside a titty bar... laid down on the parking lot with his mouth open and she squatted over his face and pissed. It was incredible.