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re: What was the biggest teacher/professor meltdown you've ever witnessed?

Posted on 5/7/15 at 5:05 pm to
Posted by BriarCreekEd
Member since Mar 2013
11 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 5:05 pm to
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He told an Asian student something about how he probably killed her grandparents in the war or some shite.


I just fricking lost it. My boss just asked what was my fricking problem.
Posted by Team Vote
DFW
Member since Aug 2014
7946 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 5:09 pm to
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Acct 2001 professor was going through a rough divorce and would cry half the class the entire semester.


When did you take Acct 2001? Is the prof still at LSU?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171955 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 5:12 pm to
one time my English teacher told the class the story of how she was drugged and date raped. she was balling the whole time. my buddy got kicked out of that class for laughing after I asked him who the frick would rape her ugly arse.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38180 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 5:13 pm to
Anybody who has taken Julie Chenier for accounting at LSU knows it's only a matter of time until she loses her shite for the final time on some unsuspecting class. Bitch is nuts.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69309 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 5:19 pm to
8th grade band director was getting frustrated at the trombone section and shouted "(student's name), quit f&%king up"! in the middle of the song. As he said that, his baton just "happened" to "slip" from his grasp and "accidentally" strike the aforementioned trombone player right between the eyes. He still maintains that this was an accident.

High school band director lost it one day when we were rehearsing for state festival (about 2 weeks out). It had been a pretty terrible rehearsal so far as no one was focused at all. He then suddenly snapped and screamed "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR CRAP!!!" and stormed off the podium to his office. He slammed the door behind him so hard that it popped back out and didn't close. So he slammed it again, knocking the mirror off of the back of the door and shattering it. No one dared to make a noise for the next 20 minutes.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161245 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 5:19 pm to
Had a teacher wear a white dress while on her period.... needless to say the dress was not white at the end of the day
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 5:20 pm to
I want to know who it was too .
Posted by SDwhodat
Member since Apr 2007
2631 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 5:21 pm to
Teacher meltdown: chemistry teacher screaming at a kid for 5 plus minutes all the while violently shaking him and the desk he is seated in the entire time.

Teacher didn't meltdown, but got a little irritated when someone locked her out the classroom and she kept knocking and looking in through the window, but no one would let her in. Students were dying laughing
Posted by Monticello
Member since Jul 2010
16197 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 5:21 pm to
Had a college history professor go nuts telling us a story about how he and his buddies were all watching the Vietnam draft lottery on tv. When he got to the part where his buddy's number was drawn, he starts slamming his fists into the podium so hard that the podium broke and he collapsed to the floor. I started laughing and then realized I was the only person laughing in the room. He stared me dead in the eye for a solid 10 seconds.
This post was edited on 5/7/15 at 5:22 pm
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38180 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 5:22 pm to
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Had a teacher wear a white dress while on her period.... needless to say the dress was not white at the end of the day


I had a sixth grade teacher start her period halfway through the day. Literally walked around with a clipboard over her vagina all day.
Posted by Team Vote
DFW
Member since Aug 2014
7946 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 5:28 pm to
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I want to know who it was too


If it is who I think it is, I had thoughts about getting that divorce rebound myself.

As for the OP

Had a really cool english teacher in 7th grade that had been at this school for a while. When I was in 8th grade he left his family to move to Oklahoma with his boyfriend. Nobody was surprised by it, I hope that dude found some peace.

Junior year of HS my sociology teacher (who was awesome) was out for the day, so I changed her instructions for the sub to watch a movie. When she got back and heard about it she started crying and I felt like the biggest a-hole.

Senior year of HS we gave some really smartass poetry analysis to our flaky english teacher who was out every other week and arbitrarily assigned grades to students. She cried after we called her arse out. Didn't feel bad about that one.

And I agree about Chenier, that lady is loopy in lecture but she was calm as all get out in her office hours and very helpful
Posted by slaughlin
North Dad Gum Louisiana
Member since Apr 2008
3198 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 5:36 pm to
I went to a private high school. In 8th grade, we all were required to take Louisiana History. Our teacher? An Armenian monk who dressed in a robe. He made us call him "vartapet" which evidently means "teacher" in whatever his home language was. You can imagine the time we gave him. He got so mad at one of my friends one day, he physically threw him out the window (first floor classroom).

Another day, he asked me and a buddy of mine to walk to his house (he lived in a trailer house on the edge of the school property) to get some papers he had forgot. We walked in that trailer and instead of a TV, he had some kind of altar built with a dead cat on it. Found out later that day the cat belonged to one of the lunch ladies. He had killed it in order to sacrifice it. He was fired
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 5:56 pm to
Are you talking about a female English teacher?

That female teacher (Lambert) at MHS senior year tried to write on my face with a highlighter because she thought I was sleeping. She was actually trying to jab it in my eye for a second. Then, she randomly had an emotional breakdown and just completely stopped coming to school.
Posted by 7thWardTiger
Richmond, Texas
Member since Nov 2009
24670 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 6:04 pm to
My high school algebra teacher was going through a divorce. One day, no one in the class did their homework and she just threw the book down, walked out and drove home. It also didn't help that the daughter of the woman her husband was having the affair with was in the class as well
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60562 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 6:05 pm to
mine was actually at LSU...

I can't remember the class, but about half way through class, a student sitting in the first row took out a newspaper and started reading it...holding it upright so he could not see the teacher...

the teacher, who was from another country and was a very smart technical type, ignored it as long as he could. when he finally could stand it no more, without changing the tone or pace of his voice just worked in a blistering string of curse words and insults directed at "the fricking idiot with the newspaper"...

dude reading the newspaper never realized what was going on until we all cracked up laughing...
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
7048 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 6:18 pm to
When I was in 8th grade, our technology elective teacher had a complete meltdown one day. We were walking into class, and his previous class was still in there, sitting in their desks being VERY loud when all of a sudden he just screamed "WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST STOP ACTING LIKE MEATHEADS AND JUST SHUT THE HELL UP?!", to which they laughed at. His face turned purple (a shade of purple I didn't even know existed ), and he told all of us to "JUST frickING GET THE frick OUT". We stepped out and we can hear him throwing shite, flipping desks, punching the wall, and kicked out a window before storming out. He "resigned" a couple of days later

I know, I know, CSB.
Posted by Kay
Member since Mar 2011
1944 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 7:16 pm to
I'm a teacher. Each day that I want to lose it and don't, I fear I sprout a gray hair.. At 28.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
58993 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 7:25 pm to
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Anybody who has taken Julie Chenier for accounting at LSU knows it's only a matter of time until she loses her shite for the final time on some unsuspecting class. Bitch is nuts.

I forgot about her. She's bat shite.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104341 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 7:32 pm to
Not really a meltdown, but I saw a guy from an authoritarian foreign country get caught cheating one time. He pleaded for leniency because he said getting sent home in disgrace would amount to a death sentence. The professor failed him anyway.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26035 posts
Posted on 5/7/15 at 7:36 pm to
His buddy is a liar that got turned down with the quickness and lied to save face. I know who he's talking about.
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