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re: What was the biggest teacher/professor meltdown you've ever witnessed?
Posted on 5/7/15 at 3:47 pm to Pectus
Posted on 5/7/15 at 3:47 pm to Pectus
My cajun french professor at LSU last semester was batshit crazy. Once kept us way after class lecturing us on lying/not doing our homework b/c nobody showed up with the imaginary homework she had supposedly assigned the day before. Really rustled my jimmies.
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Posted on 5/7/15 at 3:47 pm to Pectus
7th grade. 1/4 of the way through the year our teacher had her child and they replaced her with some young guy. He was tormented and walked over from day one.
About a month later he goes into this rant about disrespect, etc. and ends the little speech with the words "I can't take this shite anymore". We were thinking he was going to quit.
Instead he pulls out 2 freshly sharpened pencils and sticks the point up his nose. One up each nostril.
He looks at us and calmly said, "This is where your future is heading".
Then he slammed his head face down into desk. He twitched a little and fell onto the floor with blood gushing out of his nose. He passed away later that night...
About a month later he goes into this rant about disrespect, etc. and ends the little speech with the words "I can't take this shite anymore". We were thinking he was going to quit.
Instead he pulls out 2 freshly sharpened pencils and sticks the point up his nose. One up each nostril.
He looks at us and calmly said, "This is where your future is heading".
Then he slammed his head face down into desk. He twitched a little and fell onto the floor with blood gushing out of his nose. He passed away later that night...
Posted on 5/7/15 at 3:47 pm to TigerHam85
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You'll lose it one day.
I chewed out some freshmen for 5 minutes in a van, but I apologized for being so harsh.
They respected me for it.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 3:47 pm to Pectus
Someone's stealing threads from r/askreddit
Posted on 5/7/15 at 3:48 pm to Clyde Tipton
quote:
He looks at us and calmly said, "This is where your future is heading".
Then he slammed his head face down into desk. He twitched a little and fell onto the floor with blood gushing out of his nose. He passed away later that night...
uh...
true story?
Posted on 5/7/15 at 3:49 pm to iAmBatman
quote:
Someone's stealing threads from r/askreddit
Ideas. And yes. But our stories will be better because they are with familiar people/places.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 3:50 pm to List Eater
quote:Everyone was like
My HS Spanish teacher crapped his pants and it ran down his khakis and onto the floor. He panicked and ran.
quote:
¯\_( '_' )_/¯
Posted on 5/7/15 at 3:50 pm to Clyde Tipton
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He looks at us and calmly said, "This is where your future is heading".
Then he slammed his head face down into desk. He twitched a little and fell onto the floor with blood gushing out of his nose. He passed away later that night...
WTF
Posted on 5/7/15 at 3:52 pm to northshorebamaman
quote:This made me laugh.
Long story short, he broke down crying one day and mascara ran down his face. He never came back.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 3:53 pm to Pectus
I wouldn't call it a meltdown as much as being a straight up cock. At ULL, in one of the freshman biology classes, if the entire row of students it was an auditorium sized class) didn't pass quizzes down within like 10 seconds, the professor threw the entire row's papers away and gave them 0's for that quiz.
This post was edited on 5/7/15 at 3:55 pm
Posted on 5/7/15 at 3:55 pm to Pectus
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I left the lectern and stopped him before I exited...said he couldn't come to class again before he came and saw me in my office.
That is why you don't leave lecture early unless it's an emergency. Either don't go or stay the whole time. I approve of your teaching methods
Posted on 5/7/15 at 3:56 pm to Pectus
one time in the 5th grade my science teacher screamed "oh shoot!".
Posted on 5/7/15 at 3:56 pm to Pectus
I wasn't in the class but in HS one of the math teachers was epileptic. My friend started flicking the lights on and off really fast, she didn't go into a fit but she did start crying.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 3:59 pm to Pectus
Went to private catholic school and saw a 7th grade spanish teacher break a meter stick over some kids back for fricking around in class. That was combined with a screaming fit at the kid in both lingos.
School was like "frick it. you dont like it, we got a waiting list of 400 kids." Would be all over the interwebs today. Not back in those olden days.
School was like "frick it. you dont like it, we got a waiting list of 400 kids." Would be all over the interwebs today. Not back in those olden days.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:02 pm to jdd48
When I was in elementary school, we were having some type of assembly in the cafeteria. All the tables were removed and the entire school was sitting on the floor, kindergartners up front all the way to the 8th graders in the back. Our principle was a Nun and she was on the stage up front talking to us. Well, apparently two of the kindergartners or maybe 1st graders were misbehaving because she called them out and made them come up on stage and sit down next to her in front of everyone. As she started talking again, the kids on stage were giggling. She absolutely lost her shite, picked the kids up by their hair and slammed their heads together. They both hit the ground screaming and crying. Everyone was in complete shock. I think a teacher eventually went up there and got the crying kids. She went back to talking like nothing happened and wrapped the assembly up a little while later. We didn't see her at school ever again, but she was arrested and on the news for the incident either that night or the next. This happened at a Catholic school here in BR in the mid 80's.
This post was edited on 5/7/15 at 4:04 pm
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:04 pm to Pectus
Nothing too crazy but we had the same substitute pretty frequently in HS. He was an old war vet and students would give him shite constantly until he would flip out. He would always say stuff like "If you and me went into the jungle only one of us would come out" and "I've killed people with my bare hands." He told an Asian student something about how he probably killed her grandparents in the war or some shite.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:10 pm to supadave3
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She absolutely lost her shite, picked the kids up by their hair and slammed their heads together.
Ah...Catholic school nuns. The memories. None good.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:22 pm to Pavoloco83
Not really a teacher meltdown, but I went to an all guys school in Memphis and we had a principal we called the Bald Bull because of a resemblance to the Mike Tyson's Punch Out character. One day this nerdy guy whose mom was the librarian freaked the frick out, grabbed his mom's purse from the library, ran outside and jumped on his mom's car and started kicking in the hood and trying to smash the windshield. This guy's dad showed up and tried to kick his arse, when the Bald Bull saw this he clotheslined the dude's dad in front of most of the school who was making their way to chapel. I was with some friends sneaking back onto campus and when we pulled up we saw the nerdy guy walking down the street with his shirt off smoking a cig and Bald Bull behind him, found out about the freak out and clothesline when we went in to chapel. Same guy lost to a female wrestler from Dyersburg, TN a few weeks later
Posted on 5/7/15 at 4:25 pm to Pectus
jacked some cigarettes off my 7th grade social studies teacher's desk. she went apeshit for about 15 minutes cursing us all out until the bell rang.
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